Simon Harris #4 He lost 5 stone, and gained 457 thousand pounds

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I really don't buy the "oh his hearts in the right place, he's just disorganised"- how many times has he been "disorganised" with fundraisers he sets up and quickly moves on from? This is not Simon's first rodeo. And I will post this until I'm blue in the face, who does he think he is to invite non-charities to just tap him up for one of his 'microgrants' from money people have donated in good faith?

He knows exactly what he's doing, he's not a loveable oaf.

If I were a bit of a scatterbrain when it came to accounting, I would simply not take it upon myself to have thousands and thousands of pounds flow into accounts in my name for me to distribute elsewhere.

Like if you want to do good with your skillset, volunteer your time and skills to good causes or work in partnership with good causes. Although I suppose that comes with less social media clout, and charities don't necessarily want to put their official stamp on "BUY TOBLERONE HOUSE PRISMS FOR THE HOMELESS" or whatever
 
Auntie Carol Vorderman rails against all of these things. She's never going to follow him back on Twitter now. 😢

Let’s not forget Carol was in shady ads in the noughts.

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Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that tin rattle. Am I turning into Simon?!

Simon? SIMON!! What happened to that appeal then? I'd ask on X, but, you know.

Still going, hasn't been donated to in 25 days. That was one that was going straight to a charity though.

Oh and of course, opportunity to send updates to donors with some tracked links driving people to the other ones, natch

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Its absolutely infuriating. I hope all the FBPE lefty-types who were probably his biggest fans who would rail against VIP lanes, fast track contracts, Tory cronyism etc feel very stupid right now. I also hope he can't walk down his own street without hanging his head in shame - ripping off taxpayers in your own borough is shady tit.
“But what about Michelle Mone!!!!!!1!!!1!??!1!” Who is literally being bleeping investigated by both the police and National Crime Agency
“What about £37 billion for track and trace!!!!!1!1!!!1!” Which was the total allocated budget and was that high because these same people were taking 5 bleeping tests a day including before opening the windows in their own damn homes
 
So-called "comedian"
Like the big old coward he is

The fact that he’s sitting at home now, seething because he can’t drop some kind of “witty” riposte to his mortal enemy GBNews is just glorious.

He’ll be doing it with a sock account somewhere that’s got about 7 followers and his replies will be complete airshots with no likes. It’ll be tearing him up inside. “I normally get paid hundweds of thousands of pounds for putting out low engagement content. What is going on?”
 
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