Simon Harris #2 You don't have the popularity or clout you think you do Simon

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CookieZippy said:
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer though, is he?
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It's funny with these ones.
Quite a lot of them laugh at here to start with (or pretend to). I remember Jack was the same believe it or not. 'Oh ho ho Tattle Life 😂. Such losers. I just find it all so funny tbh and rarely look. Other people tell me what they are saying' - before it obviously starts to needle them. They realise people here aren't dummies and are keeping a careful eye on their shennanagins 👀 with receipts.
Also freaks them out no one from here engages with them. I'm sure Si keeps mentioning here hoping someone from here will tweet him so he can be outraged.
Don't worry Si. No one ever will. We're like a Greek Chorus in the wings but with popcorn 🍿
 
Jelly Bean said:
It's funny with these ones.
Quite a lot of them laugh at here to start with (or pretend to). I remember Jack was the same believe it or not. 'Oh ho ho Tattle Life 😂. Such losers. I just find it all so funny tbh and rarely look. Other people tell me what they are saying' - before it obviously starts to needle them. They realise people here aren't dummies and are keeping a careful eye on their shennanagins 👀 with receipts.
Also freaks them out no one from here engages with them. I'm sure Si keeps mentioning here hoping someone from here will tweet him so he can be outraged.
Don't worry Si. No one ever will. We're like a Greek Chorus in the wings but with popcorn 🍿
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Awaiting the inevitable downfall. It came close to happening once. I forget what exactly happened but he voiced the wrong opinion and ended up vanishing for days before coming out waving the white flag to his audience.
 
Jelly Bean said:
It's funny with these ones.
Quite a lot of them laugh at here to start with (or pretend to). I remember Jack was the same believe it or not. 'Oh ho ho Tattle Life 😂. Such losers. I just find it all so funny tbh and rarely look. Other people tell me what they are saying' - before it obviously starts to needle them. They realise people here aren't dummies and are keeping a careful eye on their shennanagins 👀 with receipts.
Also freaks them out no one from here engages with them. I'm sure Si keeps mentioning here hoping someone from here will tweet him so he can be outraged.
Don't worry Si. No one ever will. We're like a Greek Chorus in the wings but with popcorn 🍿
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It's also telling how the nice, decent, non-grifty "influencer" (using that word very loosely in the context of this thread) barely have a word said about them on Twitter.

I think Robert Welsh for example is one of the nicest men on YouTube. He's just delightful. He has a thread here that nobody posts on because "he's lovely, acts with integrity, is qualified in and good at what he does and is an all round sweetheart" isn't really that interesting.
 
Lol he pretends he’s all nonchalant about it but it bothers him MASSIVELY not everyone licks his cavernous sweaty bum crack . The main reason people don’t like you Simon is your desperation to get everywhere. Your fame hungry and literally live for validation. You do these appeals and things because it’s topical not because you care. You are the type of bleep who photographs yourself giving a homeless person a sandwich. So if you want to be liked universally stop being a humungous bellendy beg
 
Yesweknowyouhavekids said:
Lol he pretends he’s all nonchalant about it but it bothers him MASSIVELY not everyone licks his cavernous sweaty bum crack . The main reason people don’t like you Simon is your desperation to get everywhere. Your fame hungry and literally live for validation. You do these appeals and things because it’s topical not because you care. You are the type of bleep who photographs yourself giving a homeless person a sandwich. So if you want to be liked universally stop being a humungous bellendy beg
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Well summed up. Railway ticket office closures are all over the news recently because the nasty, evil wight wingers want to close them all down, and what do you know…fatty is suddenly oh so passionate about ticket offices. It’s so tiresome. He’s written some gargantuan diatribe this afternoon which is landing in the inbox of some poor sap. That will get filed straight in the bin no doubt.

I actually tried to read it as a way of punishing myself for skipping the gym tonight but good grief, it’s like wading through treacle. His usual mix of passive aggressive drivel and an excruciating desperation to be witty. All I took from it is that it ends with… “that’s like telling people to drink milk and then making it illegal to be a cow.”
WHAT THE duck ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FAT bleep?!?!
 
Pkershaw said:
Well summed up. Railway ticket office closures are all over the news recently because the nasty, evil wight wingers want to close them all down, and what do you know…fatty is suddenly oh so passionate about ticket offices. It’s so tiresome. He’s written some gargantuan diatribe this afternoon which is landing in the inbox of some poor sap. That will get filed straight in the bin no doubt.

I actually tried to read it as a way of punishing myself for skipping the gym tonight but good grief, it’s like wading through treacle. His usual mix of passive aggressive drivel and an excruciating desperation to be witty. All I took from it is that it ends with… “that’s like telling people to drink milk and then making it illegal to be a cow.”
WHAT THE duck ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FAT bleep?!?!
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That last line pretty much sums it up 🤣
 
Yeah I saw that bit about the cow and wondered what the duck he was on about. He was saying that the ticket offices play a valuable role in the community that goes far beyond giving out tickets. Do they? How? They pretty much serve one purpose. And there was some story about how his kid was going mental about having no ticket as he got to travel for free and he was able to be calmed down by someone at the ticket office giving him a special ticket. How about if your kid is kicking off you do some parenting and calm him down yourself?

He's probably wracking his brain to think of a way to get a gofundme out of this.
 
Squeezing in another cheeky reference to tit there I see. Totally a fetish...

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I’m sorry but prison bum phones has finished me off and it’s 9.10 am! 😭😭 My friend has a “prison bum phone”. She thinks the government is watching her. She also logs in to Facebook on her laptop. 😭😭
The only people buying these bloody PBP’s are cocaine dealers. Everyone’s ok with apps. Apart from the odd conspiracy theorists we know. They all succumb to them in the end for one reason or another.
 
Fred Santos said:
Something of a metaphor for the future
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Simon Harris, editor of spoof fake news site Southend News Network, abseiling for charity abseiling for attention and to get his face in the papers again down Southend Hospital
 
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