Simon Harris #2 You don't have the popularity or clout you think you do Simon

[EdwardTattsyrup]

I’m sorry but prison bum phones has finished me off and it’s 9.10 am! My friend has a “prison bum phone”. She thinks the government is watching her. She also logs in to Facebook on her laptop.
The only people buying these bloody PBP’s are cocaine dealers. Everyone’s ok with apps. Apart from the odd conspiracy theorists we know. They all succumb to them in the end for one reason or another.

Tbf there was a mini-trend last year to return to dumbphones. The BBC did a feature about it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60763168#

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

Gutted! I've crossed some kind of line and sensitive titties has blocked me on Twitter. My reply to his latest monthly race baiting Tweets ("what is it about Lewis Hamilton that results in so much right wing hate " bollocks) seemed to upset him. Dammit.

 

[CookieZippy]

Saw that. The old, any criticism of a black person must be because of their skin colour and that makes you a racist line, despite the fact he actually lists two very valid reasons for the criticism the wight wingers are directing at Hamilton in the SAME bleeping TWEET! Maybe a black man is all YOU see when you look at him Fatty.

 

[Pkershaw]

Something of a metaphor for the future

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he looked like such a melt when he did that abseil. I bet he wouldn’t do it now. He looks like he’s eaten a couple of his children since the last time.

 

[CookieZippy]

How long ago was that taken? He looks old enough to be his former self's father now.


edit - I see it was taken in 2018. bleeping hell the last 5 years have not been kind.

 

[klarakluckbag]

bleeping howling at this thread, it's much funnier than anything ever written by professional Simon Harris.
I don't even know how he ended up on my FB feed, I've never followed him. Love his beggy tweets to Martin Lewis, maybe he should take a look at the MSE website, there's a whole section devoted to dealing with debts and bankruptcy?

 

[CookieZippy]

The Village Idiot's been in the local papers again then!

 

[anniemouse]

How long ago was that taken? He looks old enough to be his former self's father now.


edit - I see it was taken in 2018. bleeping hell the last 5 years have not been kind.

I’m wondering if his face bashed repeatedly against the wall on the way down.

 

[Jelly Bean]

The Village Idiot's been in the local papers again then!

Omg the loser is scouring comments in the local paper about himself
That is so pathetic.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Absolutely tragic. He gets worse by the day.
Love him to do an abseil now he would need super strength rope old lardy pants

 

[overdueanadventure]

I like Colin.

 

[CookieZippy]

God, what a bleep you are Simon. I hope the far-wighty is cowwect.

 

[Graceless Grace]

Has this twit not realised he needs to keep his head down and not get on the wrong side of people that have the money and resources to look into his dodgy as duck fundraising, companies and behaviour.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Christ, it really never fails to surprise me how much some Twitter likes really do bolster some folks' self importance. It's wild.

 

[CookieZippy]

Ah yes. The Bernard Matthews gag that Fatty wheels out whenever he wants to call someone a hypocrite. Fatty doesn't like "The S*n" because he pretends to stand with the people of Liverpool for internet points, so it seems it's ok to dismiss the story of the BBC n...The tv presenter has just been naughty.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Ah yes. The Bernard Matthews gag that Fatty wheels out whenever he wants to call someone a hypocrite. Fatty doesn't like "The S*n" because he pretends to stand with the people of Liverpool for internet points, so it seems it's ok to dismiss the story of the BBC n...The tv presenter has just been naughty.

They're also not 'naughty photos', they're indecent images of children you absolute dicksplash. He will use literally anything for likes.

 

[Pkershaw]

Ah yes. The Bernard Matthews gag that Fatty wheels out whenever he wants to call someone a hypocrite. Fatty doesn't like "The S*n" because he pretends to stand with the people of Liverpool for internet points, so it seems it's ok to dismiss the story of the BBC n...The tv presenter has just been naughty.

What exactly is he suggesting they do here? If they were still running page 3 then he’d have a point and a cause to promote if he wanted it stopped (no doubt with a GoFundMe appeal). But they don’t do page 3 anymore. His simile doesn’t even work because Bernard Matthew’s still sell meat.

Are the Sun meant to just ignore this massive story because of something they stopped doing years ago? Or are they not meant to criticise the pervert? Surely either of those is worse.

I really don’t get what his point is.

And while we’re at it, Simon Harris moralising about hypocrisy is a little bit like Bernard Matthew’s moralising about veganism. That works this time.

 

[CookieZippy]

Jesus Christ. Him of all people criticising clickbait.

 

[smudge126]

Ah yes. The Bernard Matthews gag that Fatty wheels out whenever he wants to call someone a hypocrite. Fatty doesn't like "The S*n" because he pretends to stand with the people of Liverpool for internet points, so it seems it's ok to dismiss the story of the BBC n...The tv presenter has just been naughty.

Did he not make some sort of comment downplaying the severity of Schofield’s actions too? Very odd considering both of these people have abused their power at the very minimum, and if one has been soliciting nudes from a 17 year old, that’s an actual crime. It’s something to be condemned and disgusted by, not used as whataboutery to push an agenda.

 

[CookieZippy]

Did he not make some sort of comment downplaying the severity of Schofield’s actions too? Very odd considering both of these people have abused their power at the very minimum, and if one has been soliciting nudes from a 17 year old, that’s an actual crime. It’s something to be condemned and disgusted by, not used as whataboutery to push an agenda.

Yeah he seemed to think there was far too much fuss being made about it. And he was pretty dismissive of it all because it was Dan Wooton and Eamonn Holmes going for the jugular and as they work for GB News, they are THE BADDIES!!! Everything with this man is a left vs right issue.