Carrie
She wakes up in her spare Manhattan apartment and keeps shoe boxes on her kitchen counter as a homage to the Old Carrie (not to be mistaken with Elderly Carrie)
She goes to her other large Manhattan apartment, feels feelings and the camera backs to the third person in their marriage. Not Natasha, but Peloton.
Decides to sell the apartment, new character Seema comments on the lovely wallpaper, "Well, my husband wasn't a fan of beige." harking back to when Big complained about Natasha's taste in decor. I'm bored of them continually taking jibes like this.
Seema triggers Carrie by mentioning having a Peloton. They may as well name the series Peloton Just Like Peloton.
Social media manager Chloe uses many inappropriate death metaphors but what the writers really want you to see is that she's in a wheelchair
She looks at some apartments, it's boring. She goes home, the Peloton is back - just how much money are they getting for each reference?
Carrie sticks Big's ashes in her old apartment's closet, one of the most Carrie things Carrie has ever done.
Charlotte
Confirms then cancels colonoscopy for Harry - given how obvious the writers are, we know where this is going
Charlotte plans a dinner party but frets that she doesn't have enough black people going, so part of this episode is Charlotte doing a black person treasure hunt. In the pilot episode of SATC, we were introduced to Charlotte as an intersectional feminist, let us remember her like this.
Charlotte harasses Harry (a successful attorney) to name black novelists when they go to dinner. Because black people are a homogenous monolith. The writers continue to betray the old characters by caricaturing them as Old People Who Don't Understand The World Today.
Miranda
Wakes up stinking of weed, sex-robot Brady and his girlfriend press Miranda about it, she explains she was in a venue with 'alternative types' of people, as though she's describing plant-based milk.
The girls have dinner together and Miranda wants to order another bottle of wine
Miranda has dinner with her professor and they discuss infertility and motherhood. The closest we might get to the original SATC where smart women have a nuanced conversation over a painful topic.
Stanford has gone to Japan and wants a divorce. No one really cares.
In a way, I'm glad Charlotte has a new friend as Carrie and Miranda obviously no longer like her, and find her presence barely tolerable. Ditch them darling, what are they going to do, throw their purse wine and Peloton at you?