Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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kale-supremacist said:
I think the first woman wasn't Niomi, but you were still right about the break up being about psychedelics. (this starts around 40:00)
So, Lordon keeps repeating that he wants to build safety and find safety in a person. The host told him to give an example and he said: "lets say I was doing deep work with plant medicine for 4 weeks and one day I had a challenging trip. The person I was with started questioning why I was doing this, instead of meeting me with love and support and sitting with me through that experience. One raise your vibrations and one brings you down." I paraphrase but he did say "concern doesn't serve, acceptance love support does". He wants to live in an echo chamber with a lot of enablers.
So, from what I gather, he was annoying with his shrooms, had a bad trip that probably scared Niomi, and when she was like buddy time to calm down, he took offense to it.
Also he's not kidding anyone, mister I'm suddenly wearing a cross to appeal to my future q-anon girlfriend.
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A 4 week long shorrom trip? Damn lol... funny how he thinks that stuff will expand his brain, a zero times a hundred is still a zero. Also concern being bad and acceptance being good, omg now we know why her family doesn't seem to like him.
 
kale-supremacist said:
I think the first woman wasn't Niomi, but you were still right about the break up being about psychedelics. (this starts around 40:00)
So, Lordon keeps repeating that he wants to build safety and find safety in a person. The host told him to give an example and he said: "lets say I was doing deep work with plant medicine for 4 weeks and one day I had a challenging trip. The person I was with started questioning why I was doing this, instead of meeting me with love and support and sitting with me through that experience. One raise your vibrations and one brings you down." I paraphrase but he did say "concern doesn't serve, acceptance love support does". He wants to live in an echo chamber with a lot of enablers.
So, from what I gather, he was annoying with his shrooms, had a bad trip that probably scared Niomi, and when she was like buddy time to calm down, he took offense to it.
Also he's not kidding anyone, mister I'm suddenly wearing a cross to appeal to my future q-anon girlfriend.
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“Deep work with plant medicine”

For the love of God, contribute something to society.
 
cbracelet said:
I’ve checked out a few of his UOL podcasts in the name of research earlier. He brings up a very similar sounding story on his podcast he uploaded to Youtube in September with Amanda Biccum where he elaborates a bit.

He says “I had this beautiful relationship with this amazing woman. She was based over in America so we would yo yo back and forth and anyway there was a little period where for about two months she came back and she was and she was like, what the hell has happened to you? A. You are a completely different person to the person I fell in love with and B the person I last left and C, who are you? I’ll be honest Jamie, the Jamie I left was cool, the Jamie in front of me is tit. I don’t get it”.

Niomi definitely went along with all his ways for much longer than the person he’s referencing. He’s been experimenting for years with psychedelics. He has another podcast from 2020 in which he describes his first trip with friends. I’m sure he was tripping on the Ibiza farm, naked mud festival etc.

Personally, my theory is that he asked Niomi to open up their couple. He has uploaded another recent podcast with a “monogam-ish” couple who are hosts of a podcast called “ How to do threesomes”. He met them at a party and sounds very excited on the podcast to say the least, calling it beautiful :sick::sick::sick:
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I bow down to your commitment to research! If only Nims had done her due diligence, it might have saved us all from the shitshow of the last 2 and a half years!
 
earlgrey said:
Years and years spent on wellness and not much else, and she looks so unhealthy. The superfoods, yoga, retreats and smoothies have done nothing for her at all.
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So true! If I had Niomi’s resources I’d look amazing honestly (as in healthy, groomed, looked after etc) how does she look so weathered and rough! She has all the good food, exercise, skin treatments etc at her finger tips!
 
New Year Nims prediction:
. Back with Forky with a hard launch on her insta stories around new year
. Another failed brand launch probably skin care but with some nonsense "inspired by Bali" type vibe so she can pretend that the Lordon timeframe wasn't just a complete mental health spiral
. Completely back to the old London Nims not a cock worshipping orgie in sight
 
ManicMayz said:
New Year Nims prediction:
. Back with Forky with a hard launch on her insta stories around new year
. Another failed brand launch probably skin care but with some nonsense "inspired by Bali" type vibe so she can pretend that the Lordon timeframe wasn't just a complete mental health spiral
. Completely back to the old London Nims not a cock worshipping orgie in sight
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Ooooh love a Nimbob Bingo!

My predictions:
Does another online yoga class with 4 attendees then nothing for months (she most definitely has the money to open her own studio, or just use the shed, but i suspect there is a lack of drive)
Dabbles in online dating and maybe re-entertains Forky or meets Forky 2.0 (I think she's done with Lordon for real)
Sells the shed! Buys new shed!
Moves to Australia cause at this point it is a mid life crisis
 
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So telling that when someone expresses concern about the amount of drugs he is taking that's considered as bringing down his vibe 😂 no wonder Niomi cut off friends and family who expressed concern at Lordon if that's the sort of "life coach" advice he's been giving her for the past few years!
 
Clover123 said:
So telling that when someone expresses concern about the amount of drugs he is taking that's considered as bringing down his vibe 😂 no wonder Niomi cut off friends and family who expressed concern at Lordon if that's the sort of "life coach" advice he's been giving her for the past few years!
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He's so strange. Anybody expressing concern is a negative influence so he cuts them off.
So much for all his learnings if he can't accept any advice.
I dread him ever having children. He'd be a terrible parent.
I didn't realise how deep he was into the shrooms. Honestly the guy really needs an actual job - he's such a waster.
 
I’m assuming the reason she’s not skiing witb her family is she wasn’t supposed to come home as early as she did, and she was probably going to head to Ireland. If her and Jamie didn’t breakup I think she would’ve come back to Ireland on the 13th with him then flown the London closer to Christmas. But her dumping him changed the whole timeline and her family couldn’t accommodate her last minute for some reason.
 
frooshh said:
I’m assuming the reason she’s not skiing witb her family is she wasn’t supposed to come home as early as she did, and she was probably going to head to Ireland. If her and Jamie didn’t breakup I think she would’ve come back to Ireland on the 13th with him then flown the London closer to Christmas. But her dumping him changed the whole timeline and her family couldn’t accommodate her last minute for some reason.
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Just like when her family went to the Maldives without her after the first break-up. Verity is probably anxious every second that she's going to hop on a flight to Dublin like she did South Africa. This trip seems like it would have been easy to just tag along, but judging by the vlog she's quite angry at the moment so I think she wants to sit and stew. Doubt she wants to answer questions about her whole situation too. There's a lot of younger cousins who would no doubt be confused. She also doesn't like to be around people if she doesn't have anything to brag about. I remember the first boat trip post-Joe she sulked around and read books about being single the whole time. I also don't think she has much of her stuff with her as she desperately had to go out just to buy a second pair of jeans. I imagine some of it her stuff is in storage, the shed and Dublin.
 
Jelly Bean said:
If she was with conspiracy theorists one of the conspiracies is that suncream causes cancer. So it would not surprise me if she didn't use it much. And probably convinced herself she's such a child of nature that her skin would naturally adapt to the sun.
Hence her skin looking so bloody rough.
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I can’t believe she didn’t register that rubbing lemon/lime juice on her skin would cause damage when she was out in the sun all the time in Barley 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
mg95 said:
Just like when her family went to the Maldives without her after the first break-up. Verity is probably anxious every second that she's going to hop on a flight to Dublin like she did South Africa. This trip seems like it would have been easy to just tag along, but judging by the vlog she's quite angry at the moment so I think she wants to sit and stew. Doubt she wants to answer questions about her whole situation too. There's a lot of younger cousins who would no doubt be confused. She also doesn't like to be around people if she doesn't have anything to brag about. I remember the first boat trip post-Joe she sulked around and read books about being single the whole time. I also don't think she has much of her stuff with her as she desperately had to go out just to buy a second pair of jeans. I imagine some of it her stuff is in storage, the shed and Dublin.
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can't believe she went out to buy jeans instead of just finding a pair (likely freebie) from her storage unit or whatever, it's not like she's got immediate plans to leave so she's going to need some personal items....sustainable/lazy as ever
 
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