Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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Shutterbug99 said:
Girl, did you miss that she ditched the Donkey because he did too many shrooms and completely lost his mind? We may never have to see him again!

She's also ditched her Barley Barbie persona and has entered Kate Middleton version 2.0.

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On the issue of shrooms: I do think that played a big part in their break-up, so if he tells her he's stopped doing shrooms does that mean she'll go back to him again?! Did she use the 'It's me or drugs' line and he chose drugs (and raw liver?)

I think it's strange that he's started experimenting with drugs in his late thirties- if that is the case, which, from what he's said, it seems to be- when ususally it's something people do in their late teens/early twenties. He's pushing forty and talking about doing shrooms like it's something edgy and cool and he's breaking all the rules. Lol. The guy is a real walking ick.
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I think Lordon sees shrooms as medicine (plant medicine) rather than recreational drugs or substances that are problematic to use and could mess up your mind. In the podcast they talked about shrooms opening portals letting them ascend to the next stage of development. They talked about being addicted to coffee and listening to music, calling them crutches they were dependent on and wanted to give up. It didn't seem to cross their minds that taking shrooms to feel enlightened and have good ideas is the same kind of dependency, only worse.
 
Ok so from his podcast:

"I had a partnership and I remember - we were kind of long distance, we were 3 months apart, and this was the start of me delving into psychedelics, and I remember she came in and after spending like 24-48 hrs with me she was just like 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'."
>>Timestamp 23:40
He does talk about this part as if it is a long time ago, so perhaps before Niomi? Can't see her complaining about him being a hippie, when she howls at the moon.

Ugh I need to listen to this in intervals, it's a lot.
 
Looking mad in every sense of the word!

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formerly_sitkx said:
That's hilarious that she thinks brands can be thoughtful. All brands literally operate on a cost-benefit analysis... Like no, Niomi, the jewelry brand wasn't having a meeting about how much they love you and how sorry they are for the end of your relationship, they just decided that the cost of the ring was worth the exposure they'd get from your followers, dummy. You're just a billboard to them, not a person in any capacity.
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Confession: I didn't know this jewellery brand, heard about it from here first, googled it and their rings are actually sooo beautiful 😭 (*influenced)
but 3-4 k € for a ring is crazy expenisve and I wouldn't want my partner to spend that much (unless he insisted lol).
 
T@ttlet@le said:
Ok so from his podcast:

"I had a partnership and I remember - we were kind of long distance, we were 3 months apart, and this was the start of me delving into psychedelics, and I remember she came in and after spending like 24-48 hrs with me she was just like 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'."
>>Timestamp 23:40
He does talk about this part as if it is a long time ago, so perhaps before Niomi? Can't see her complaining about him being a hippie, when she howls at the moon.

Ugh I need to listen to this in intervals, it's a lot.
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I’ve checked out a few of his UOL podcasts in the name of research earlier. He brings up a very similar sounding story on his podcast he uploaded to Youtube in September with Amanda Biccum where he elaborates a bit.

He says “I had this beautiful relationship with this amazing woman. She was based over in America so we would yo yo back and forth and anyway there was a little period where for about two months she came back and she was and she was like, what the hell has happened to you? A. You are a completely different person to the person I fell in love with and B the person I last left and C, who are you? I’ll be honest Jamie, the Jamie I left was cool, the Jamie in front of me is tit. I don’t get it”.

Niomi definitely went along with all his ways for much longer than the person he’s referencing. He’s been experimenting for years with psychedelics. He has another podcast from 2020 in which he describes his first trip with friends. I’m sure he was tripping on the Ibiza farm, naked mud festival etc.

Personally, my theory is that he asked Niomi to open up their couple. He has uploaded another recent podcast with a “monogam-ish” couple who are hosts of a podcast called “ How to do threesomes”. He met them at a party and sounds very excited on the podcast to say the least, calling it beautiful :sick::sick::sick:
 
formerly_sitkx said:
Yes she did, so I think that’s why she keeps saying it’s sentimental and so so special, without realizing her friend is just trying to make a buck off her followers
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And surely she and her friends don't normally give each other expensive presents like this? I bet she has never given Laura anything. I'm sure Niomi knows it's primarily a PR gift, but she needs to create a narrative that will sound appealing to her viewers. And of course it's nice to be given expensive things.
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Mr.Mistoffelees said:
Can someone who's more knowledgeable than me please enlighten me on why her crow's feet are so prominent? Is that area trying to compensate for the frozen muscles from Botox? Is it sun damage?
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She claimed under a recent comment that she has never had botox or fillers.
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T@ttlet@le said:
Ok so from his podcast:

"I had a partnership and I remember - we were kind of long distance, we were 3 months apart, and this was the start of me delving into psychedelics, and I remember she came in and after spending like 24-48 hrs with me she was just like 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'."
>>Timestamp 23:40
He does talk about this part as if it is a long time ago, so perhaps before Niomi? Can't see her complaining about him being a hippie, when she howls at the moon.

Ugh I need to listen to this in intervals, it's a lot.
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Maybe he is talking about a different relationship, but the timing fits for this to be Niomi. It was around the time of all the Human Garbage stuff that he talked about getting more into psychedelics and wanted to host a shroom retreat. I think that was in June. Right before that Nims had been in India and had then spent a good chunk of time with her family. So the timing all fits.

Imagine loving the guy that he was before shrooms though. He was still a head then!
 
curiouscat106 said:
Did she say Fenton was “her friend, Lauren’s” brand?
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She did say that
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cbracelet said:
I’ve checked out a few of his UOL podcasts in the name of research earlier. He brings up a very similar sounding story on his podcast he uploaded to Youtube in September with Amanda Biccum where he elaborates a bit.

He says “I had this beautiful relationship with this amazing woman. She was based over in America so we would yo yo back and forth and anyway there was a little period where for about two months she came back and she was and she was like, what the hell has happened to you? A. You are a completely different person to the person I fell in love with and B the person I last left and C, who are you? I’ll be honest Jamie, the Jamie I left was cool, the Jamie in front of me is tit. I don’t get it”.

Niomi definitely went along with all his ways for much longer than the person he’s referencing. He’s been experimenting for years with psychedelics. He has another podcast from 2020 in which he describes his first trip with friends. I’m sure he was tripping on the Ibiza farm, naked mud festival etc.

Personally, my theory is that he asked Niomi to open up their couple. He has uploaded another recent podcast with a “monogam-ish” couple who are hosts of a podcast called “ How to do threesomes”. He met them at a party and sounds very excited on the podcast to say the least, calling it beautiful :sick::sick::sick:
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Good theory. I really wouldn't be surprised.

So I guess it's not Nims he's talking about on the latest podcast - and he has actually been doing shrooms for a long time! Maybe he has gotten more into psychedelics of late. He seems to talk about it a lot.
 
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