Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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Maybe he is talking about a different relationship, but the timing fits for this to be Niomi. It was around the time of all the Human Garbage stuff that he talked about getting more into psychedelics and wanted to host a shroom retreat. I think that was in June. Right before that Nims had been in India and had then spent a good chunk of time with her family. So the timing all fits.

Imagine loving the guy that he was before shrooms though. He was still a head then!

I just don't see Niomi saying, 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'. I imagine her as much more backhanded and passive aggressive. To address his behavior and her feelings about it so directly is way out of her realm if you ask me. Her relationship with Joe would have been very different if honest conversations like this had been possible. But maybe she learned something (life is a school, after all) over the years.
 
I just don't see Niomi saying, 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'. I imagine her as much more backhanded and passive aggressive. To address his behavior and her feelings about it so directly is way out of her realm if you ask me. Her relationship with Joe would have been very different if honest conversations like this had been possible. But maybe she learned something (life is a school, after all) over the years.

I can't really see her saying that to him either!
 
It looks like the rest of the family (including Verity) is skiing in France, as per Big Tezza’s recent grid. So much for spending time with loved ones. She may not be into psychedelics or the lifestyle that Donkey’s into, but that doesn’t make Nims any less of a grifter than he is.
Ah, I was wondering why she was taking on all those "country" duties. She is house sitting while her family is on holiday.
 
It looks like the rest of the family (including Verity) is skiing in France, as per Big Tezza’s recent grid. So much for spending time with loved ones. She may not be into psychedelics or the lifestyle that Donkey’s into, but that doesn’t make Nims any less of a grifter than he is.

The last time Nims was left home alone while her family went on holiday, she ended up booking a flight to Cape Town. Let's hope she's got some Christmas parties to keep her occupied this time and is not on the next flight to Dublin!
 
The last time Nims was left home alone while her family went on holiday, she ended up booking a flight to Cape Town. Let's hope she's got some Christmas parties to keep her occupied this time and is not on the next flight to Dublin!
If this was indeed when the conversation about the shrooms happened, it's quite cheeky of him to say they were "kind of long distance" when in fact Niomi had deleted all photos of him and stopped wearing their ring.
Do we know anything about Lordon's dating history?
 
If this was indeed when the conversation about the shrooms happened, it's quite cheeky of him to say they were "kind of long distance" when in fact Niomi had deleted all photos of him and stopped wearing their ring.
Do we know anything about Lordon's dating history?

All we know is that someone here once said that he dated Jenny Keane, who is a sex therapist. There was also some talk of them hosting sex parties. I don't think we've had any other dating info on him.
 
I’ve checked out a few of his UOL podcasts in the name of research earlier. He brings up a very similar sounding story on his podcast he uploaded to Youtube in September with Amanda Biccum where he elaborates a bit.

He says “I had this beautiful relationship with this amazing woman. She was based over in America so we would yo yo back and forth and anyway there was a little period where for about two months she came back and she was and she was like, what the hell has happened to you? A. You are a completely different person to the person I fell in love with and B the person I last left and C, who are you? I’ll be honest Jamie, the Jamie I left was cool, the Jamie in front of me is tit. I don’t get it”.

Niomi definitely went along with all his ways for much longer than the person he’s referencing. He’s been experimenting for years with psychedelics. He has another podcast from 2020 in which he describes his first trip with friends. I’m sure he was tripping on the Ibiza farm, naked mud festival etc.

Personally, my theory is that he asked Niomi to open up their couple. He has uploaded another recent podcast with a “monogam-ish” couple who are hosts of a podcast called “ How to do threesomes”. He met them at a party and sounds very excited on the podcast to say the least, calling it beautiful :sick::sick::sick:
Amanda Biccum is one of Edu's wives! 🤣 They are all one big family.
 
Ok so from his podcast:

"I had a partnership and I remember - we were kind of long distance, we were 3 months apart, and this was the start of me delving into psychedelics, and I remember she came in and after spending like 24-48 hrs with me she was just like 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'."
>>Timestamp 23:40
He does talk about this part as if it is a long time ago, so perhaps before Niomi? Can't see her complaining about him being a hippie, when she howls at the moon.

Ugh I need to listen to this in intervals, it's a lot.
He was in Bali so not a stretch?
 
I just don't see Niomi saying, 'Look J, honestly, this is a little bit troublesome. I feel like I don't know you anymore. I loved the guy that you were. This guy is a bit of a hippie'. I imagine her as much more backhanded and passive aggressive. To address his behavior and her feelings about it so directly is way out of her realm if you ask me. Her relationship with Joe would have been very different if honest conversations like this had been possible. But maybe she learned something (life is a school, after all) over the years.
But they're' his 'words- wouldn't trust him not to 're imagine' her comments
 
I think Niomi chose the stones and style of the ring, just like the first time. She mentioned that she knew the ring was coming, she had been contacted by the brand one or two months before, and a bunch of PR gifts were waiting for her at her mom's house when she returned from Bali. The brand knew nothing about her broken engagement or the exact time Niomi would get their ring. Influencers always gush about the kindness of brands, how they feel spoiled, Christmas came early, etc. It just sounds better than saying, hey, I'm one of fifty influencers who were sent a product as part of the seasonal marketing campaign. And I guess some influencers may actually believe brands like them so much that they send them gifts out of thoughtfulness and affection, but that's just crazy.
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She chose emeralds because they are her birthstone, not because they suit her or she likes them the most. :rolleyes:
I thought I heard her say 6 months? So if that's true they did reach out around the time of her and Jamie's first break up and probably missed that they got back together or it was too late and already in production. They obviously did well the first time around by gifting her the 'for myself' ring after the Joe breakup so they saw another opportunity to do the same. She's too vain to be offended that her 'friend' is taking advantage of her low moment as a marketing opportunity.
 
Maybe he is talking about a different relationship, but the timing fits for this to be Niomi. It was around the time of all the Human Garbage stuff that he talked about getting more into psychedelics and wanted to host a shroom retreat. I think that was in June. Right before that Nims had been in India and had then spent a good chunk of time with her family. So the timing all fits.

Imagine loving the guy that he was before shrooms though. He was still a head then!

I think the first woman wasn't Niomi, but you were still right about the break up being about psychedelics. (this starts around 40:00)
So, Lordon keeps repeating that he wants to build safety and find safety in a person. The host told him to give an example and he said: "lets say I was doing deep work with plant medicine for 4 weeks and one day I had a challenging trip. The person I was with started questioning why I was doing this, instead of meeting me with love and support and sitting with me through that experience. One raise your vibrations and one brings you down." I paraphrase but he did say "concern doesn't serve, acceptance love support does". He wants to live in an echo chamber with a lot of enablers.
So, from what I gather, he was annoying with his shrooms, had a bad trip that probably scared Niomi, and when she was like buddy time to calm down, he took offense to it.
Also he's not kidding anyone, mister I'm suddenly wearing a cross to appeal to my future q-anon girlfriend.
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Looking mad in every sense of the word!

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Just starting the new vlog, whoever said she was now mimicking keira knightly was spot on!
😂 she’s always mimicking someone or trying to put on some kind of act.

Meanwhile whilst watching Black Doves my husband and I kept turning to each other at various points and saying in a very hoighty toighty breathy voice ‘Hi I’m Keira knightly’ whilst pushing out our chins and pouting our lips…
 
And surely she and her friends don't normally give each other expensive presents like this? I bet she has never given Laura anything. I'm sure Niomi knows it's primarily a PR gift, but she needs to create a narrative that will sound appealing to her viewers. And of course it's nice to be given expensive things.
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She claimed under a recent comment that she has never had botox or fillers.
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Same way she was flattered when she said that ChatGPT didn't write her Substacks? LMaooo


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