Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

[judgejohndeed]

I hope she appreciates even a tiny bit just how lucky she is that in her 'job' she gets to swan off and pretend to literally be a whole different person for years, then come back to London and start wearing Dior like nothing happened, and somehow she's still getting invited to events etc? I hate influencer culture fr

 

[Huckleberry]

Some of you love to judge and measure women against unrealistic beauty standards while criticizing influencers for setting those same standards.

She looks fine.

 

[zigandzag]

Some of you love to judge and measure women against unrealistic beauty standards while criticizing influencers for setting those same standards.

She looks fine.

She looks tired,painfully thin, manic and sad in what world does she look fine?

 

[Callan]

She's busy selling a lifestyle that doesn't even help her.

 

[Coldfeet]

Some of you love to judge and measure women against unrealistic beauty standards while criticizing influencers for setting those same standards.

She looks fine.

She looks fried. Where was anyone comparing her to supposed ' beauty standards'. Sun damaged skin is just that. 'Beauty' is subjective.

 

[Huckleberry]

She looks tired,painfully thin, manic and sad in what world does she look fine?

She’s acting manic, but she looks normal. Thin, yes. But we know she struggles with disordered eating. Crows feet and sun damage are normal. Would you rather she was using filler?

 

[judgejohndeed]

I couldn't care less about the other stuff but sun damage is not normal and shouldn't be normalised

 

[Hannabeth_]

Ooooh love a Nimbob Bingo!

My predictions:
Does another online yoga class with 4 attendees then nothing for months (she most definitely has the money to open her own studio, or just use the shed, but i suspect there is a lack of drive)
Dabbles in online dating and maybe re-entertains Forky or meets Forky 2.0 (I think she's done with Lordon for real)
Sells the shed! Buys new shed!
Moves to Australia cause at this point it is a mid life crisis

I was going to add starting some form of new venture that lasts for 2 minutes but she’s kind of running out of them: skincare line - failed, podcast - failed, sub stack - utter disaster, yoga - boring and why would you do it with Nimbobs when you could pick a professional. She doesn’t have that many more avenues to go down.

I think she’ll
- buy a flat in west London,
- go on a bunch of domestic brand trips to fancy hotels in the UK
- do some pretty wrenched sponsorships (ie not ones that are natural fits for her just anything that will have her)
- cut her hair shorter

 

[Huckleberry]

I didn’t say it was good. I said it was normal. Millions of women have it. I don’t admire Niomi for many things, but I do like that she’s not frozen and overfilled. Could she protect her skin better? Absolutely. But it’s her skin, not mine.

 

[wiglay]

Sun damage isn’t a ‘beauty standard’ it’s literally a harmful practice…it’s fine to criticise an INFLUENCER for failing to adequately protect her skin in a sunny and warm country, one who used to have a skincare line no less. Ffs.

 

[Huckleberry]

Sun damage isn’t a ‘beauty standard’ it’s literally a harmful practice…it’s fine to criticise an INFLUENCER for failing to adequately protect her skin in a sunny and warm country, one who used to have a skincare line no less. Ffs.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly certain she has never openly said she doesn’t wear sunscreen. Just because she has sun damage doesn’t mean she’s promoting not protecting your skin.

If she’s chooses not to protect her skin, that’s on her. So long as she’s not telling others to do the same then frankly I don’t care. I care about what she does. Like date two Trump supporting idiots.

 

[Shutterbug99]

I think the first woman wasn't Niomi, but you were still right about the break up being about psychedelics. (this starts around 40:00)
So, Lordon keeps repeating that he wants to build safety and find safety in a person. The host told him to give an example and he said: "lets say I was doing deep work with plant medicine for 4 weeks and one day I had a challenging trip. The person I was with started questioning why I was doing this, instead of meeting me with love and support and sitting with me through that experience. One raise your vibrations and one brings you down." I paraphrase but he did say "concern doesn't serve, acceptance love support does". He wants to live in an echo chamber with a lot of enablers.
So, from what I gather, he was annoying with his shrooms, had a bad trip that probably scared Niomi, and when she was like buddy time to calm down, he took offense to it.
Also he's not kidding anyone, mister I'm suddenly wearing a cross to appeal to my future q-anon girlfriend.
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'Deep work with plant medicine.'

It sounds as though he does a hell of a lot of shrooms!

 

[wiglay]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly certain she has never openly said she doesn’t wear sunscreen. Just because she has sun damage doesn’t mean she’s promoting not protecting your skin.

If she’s chooses not to protect her skin, that’s on her. So long as she’s not telling others to do the same then frankly I don’t care. I care about what she does. Like date two Trump supporting idiots.

Your position literally doesn’t make any sense at all. You care about what she does like who she dates? Well choosing not to protect her skin properly is something she does so why should we care less about that than who she dates? Again, she promoted a skincare line, not a dating column…

 

[Huckleberry]

Your position literally doesn’t make any sense at all. You care about what she does like who she dates? Well choosing not to protect her skin properly is something she does so why should we care less about that than who she dates? Again, she promoted a skincare line, not a dating column…

I should care more about her sun damage than dating a man who created an event where a woman was sexually assaulted? Girl what

If you want to continue criticizing her appearance be my guest. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy.

 

[wiglay]

I should care more about her sun damage than dating a man who created an event where a woman was sexually assaulted? Girl what

If you want to continue criticizing her appearance be my guest. I was just pointing out the hypocrisy.

I don’t think you even understand your own point lmao. By your logic, as long as she isn’t promoting dating crappy guys then who cares who she dates? There is no hypocrisy in criticising a skincare influencer for having badly damaged skin.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

She’s acting manic, but she looks normal. Thin, yes. But we know she struggles with disordered eating. Crows feet and sun damage are normal. Would you rather she was using filler?

Listen I completely respect your opinion, but she doesn’t look manic to you in the last 5 minutes of her vlog? When she’s going to her first ever event after those long 5 months in Bali? Those are textbook manic eyes! No hate to you though

Spoiler: What I mean:

 

[judgejohndeed]

Thing is she never really looks normal anymore does she. It's either the sad empty Barleyyyy eyes or the OTT manic eyes. Obv not well in some way.

 

[curiouscat106]

Wow her eyes are terrifying in those screenshots!! Her hair looks good though - she should def cut the blonde ends off. She never will though, I remember her saying how much she regretted cutting her hair and missed having it long. Honestly thought it was her best style when short but whatever.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Wow her eyes are terrifying in those screenshots!! Her hair looks good though - she should def cut the blonde ends off. She never will though, I remember her saying how much she regretted cutting her hair and missed having it long. Honestly thought it was her best style when short but whatever.

Yeah the hair looked really good in that part, I think if she just dyed it brown, it’d be so much better. It seems like she might be transitioning to brown, since she’s got that really weird balayage where half her hair’s length is already completely brown

 

[curiouscat106]

The recap on Lordon’s podcast is shocking. It goes to show people never really know what goes on behind closed doors… we all guessed it was darker than we could even speculate on here - but it now legit sounds like the shrooms weren’t just taken at an occasional party, but done to excess on the daily. Not to mention the sex parties and kinks he’s into, to now publicly go on a podcast about how to have a threesome.
I’m BAFFLED how Nims stayed with him for so long. Did he hide all this from her and lived a double life until this latest Bali stint? Just how? How and why, Nims?! Make it make sense!!!