Niomi Smart #88 Bye bye cock retreats and naughty Halloween orgies … hello museums and Dior parties

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She does not look good. Yes she is not pumped full of filler, which is a low bar, but her skin looks damaged, her hair looks like hay, her body looks fit to crumble away from osteoporosis. I’m around the same age and most of my peers look a million times more healthy and zesty, and they are just normal people with busy stressful lives who don’t dedicate the same ££££s or time to “wellness” practices.
 
She does not look good. Yes she is not pumped full of filler, which is a low bar, but her skin looks damaged, her hair looks like hay, her body looks fit to crumble away from osteoporosis. I’m around the same age and most of my peers look a million times more healthy and zesty, and they are just normal people with busy stressful lives who don’t dedicate the same ££££s or time to “wellness” practices.

yea tbh her look has more to do with overall health. Shes underweight and malnourished looking tbh and it reflects in her skin and her hair. I compare her to other “healthy” looking women because she constantly pushes her lifestyle as a way to be the healthiest version of yourself, which is just plain wrong. If she was not an influencer, wasn’t constantly selling gifted facials, gifted products, etc I don’t think any of us would have any negative opinions. She puts herself out there as a walking advert of “putting yourself first” with access to top of the line skincare and treatments. And even after all that she looks horrible. So yes, I judge her because of how she tries to sell herself to her audience.
 
The girl from the Halloween party photos with Jamie & Niomi recently posted about an amicable breakup, both liked it and Niomi left a comment underneath 👀

I spotted Jamie in a reel from a party before he left Bali as well. Took a few screenshots below.
 

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The recap on Lordon’s podcast is shocking. It goes to show people never really know what goes on behind closed doors… we all guessed it was darker than we could even speculate on here - but it now legit sounds like the shrooms weren’t just taken at an occasional party, but done to excess on the daily. Not to mention the sex parties and kinks he’s into, to now publicly go on a podcast about how to have a threesome.
I’m BAFFLED how Nims stayed with him for so long. Did he hide all this from her and lived a double life until this latest Bali stint? Just how? How and why, Nims?! Make it make sense!!!
I haven't listened to all of Donkey's podcast apart from the drivel he spouts I can't stand his 'obviously constantly smiling' voice. So thanks to those who have.

I honestly find it really wierd. I can't work out what he thinks he is playing at. He genuinely seems to think consuming hallucinogens and constantly analysing himself is a job. This man is nearly 40 ffs. I was looking up if shrooms are legal in Bali - and it seems muddy. Some people see it as part of the Bali experience but apparently they are classed as a Class A drug, are illegal and can carry the death penalty (though highly unlikely). But it doesn't seem terribly wise to shout about it tbh.
He seems a very insecure individual. Far from being the amazing free thinker he thinks he is, he clings to others and can't handle the slightest criticism as it doesn't 'serve' him.
 
I think the key difference between the two is that Niomi seems to be a (willing) victim of the wellness industry - she's putting more money into it than she's getting out of it. Jamie seems to understand the grift a lot more and is using the wankery to benefit himself more than his participation benefits others.

If nothing else, I think Niomi is going to have to have pressure from around her to get out of the cycle of paying for a promise of happiness and peace, while Jamie will drop it as soon as he finds a better option for his grift.
I suspect he'll start moving into the radicalised internet mansphere, given his love of Jordan Peterson and Trump
 
Listen I completely respect your opinion, but she doesn’t look manic to you in the last 5 minutes of her vlog? When she’s going to her first ever event after those long 5 months in Bali? Those are textbook manic eyes! No hate to you though
Apart from 👀 what a huge difference when she is all "put together " if it makes sense . For a moment I thought it is a screenshot from DJ vlog days! She is in her element going out and have events.
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I think the key difference between the two is that Niomi seems to be a (willing) victim of the wellness industry - she's putting more money into it than she's getting out of it. Jamie seems to understand the grift a lot more and is using the wankery to benefit himself more than his participation benefits others.

If nothing else, I think Niomi is going to have to have pressure from around her to get out of the cycle of paying for a promise of happiness and peace, while Jamie will drop it as soon as he finds a better option for his grift.
I suspect he'll start moving into the radicalised internet mansphere, given his love of Jordan Peterson and Trump
I hope next girl will do research online to understand he is not only a psychopath but psychopath on shrooms, Jamie white - idolizing cock and vagina worshiping, hole massage retreats, and eating raw liver like a raging chimpazee.
 
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That's a fair assessment of him, I think. But she's not that different, maybe without the mushrooms but she too seems to think constantly analyzing herself is a job, and is very insecure. In some way they were a perfect match.
I think his obsession with all these 'mass' gatherings is a need to be seen to fit in. He is an odd ball- unsettling 'personality' and most right thinking balanced individuals would avoid him!!
 
Apart from 👀 what a huge difference when she is all "put together " if it makes sense . For a moment I thought it is a screenshot from DJ vlog days! She is in her element going out and have events.

yes 100%, in fact a lot of the comments under that video said they feel like they’re watching her old Vlogmases. With the brown hair and the makeup she does “clean up well”
 
I find it so funny that Barbour bots are not realizing that she’s an influencer with 1.3M followers and are treating her as a random normal person who happened to tag them in her pic 😅

Well if Barbour wants to spice it up she's got some great Halloween party pictures as well 😆 🤪 I wonder if these brands would still want her face in their posts if they saw half the tit we've witnessed lol.
 
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