Niomi Smart #85 Looks like she manifested a lot of sh..

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Lionsden said:
What was her latest yoga class like? Did anyone attend?
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I was surprised she didn't gush about it, don't think there was any mentions... if less people showed up than the 1st time she would probably be disappointed about that, which is totally the wrong way to take that. Just keep going, long term success isn't made overnight which is totally not her vibe lol, she showed up and she wants it now.
 
Mrs.Scamander said:
Yep! She was keeping it to use for spells. Which, cool, no judgement here (ok some judgement) but IN THE STAFF ROOM FRIDGE? And unlabeled, in an office with a culture of sharing food? Untenable.

@earlgrey baby name ideas:
-Moon (obviously)
-Barley
-Crystal (or Amethyst, Opal, RoseQuartz)
-Frida
-Paris (pronounced pair-eeeee)
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Would like to also put forward for consideration:

Broche
Mona
Lisa
Kundalini
 
triesherbest said:
i wonder when or if they'll ever get married. their relationship is such a joke
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The only way they’ll get married is via some culturally-appropriated ceremony in Barley, that isn’t legally binding in the UK and Ireland.
They don’t have a home together, Niomi‘s belongings are either dumped at the shed or somewhere in storage, she hates Ireland, he doesn’t want to live in London - so they’ll just have to prolong the Barley honeymoon forever. Because that worked so well first time around.
 
I can’t that Lordon is making himself sound like some entrepreneurial mastermind in his latest videos. His videos are full of contradictions. One day he’s talking about how you should slow down and not work so much, next he’s saying how working your ass off and not having a social life is soo worth it. He’s also saying that you shouldn’t follow some random gurus on the internet yet everyone should listen to him?? And who is he pretending to talk to. Is it just Niomi sitting at the other end, or maybe he’s talking to a mirror?
 
I always call her Nimbobs, maybe because she reminds me of a bobble head doll, those things people would put on their car dashboard and that big googly head would move with the direction of the car, just like Niomi's morals lol. A grape that rolls with the plate if you know what I mean.

Actually I saw one of her stans call her Nimbobs in a comment on IG and she liked it! 🤷‍♀️
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earlgrey said:
I think that’s her own nickname from back when she was with Marcus!

“Lordon” and “Fork” on the other hand… 🤣
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Oh is it?? Ahahha wow... per Forky I think I came up with that but then I'm weary that I'm just massively flattering myself by saying that but once I saw him eating that sushi with a fork I was like zomg...
 
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Same here I need entertainment😭😭. Jumping to another conclusion here - I don’t think nearly as many people came to her second yoga class (although 85 for someone who has over 1 million followers is atrocious in itself) and that might have sent her in some sort of spiral again. OR the happy couple had a big disagreement bc Jamie has a history of posting a lot only when he and Niomi are on the rocks. And he’s been quite active the last few days.
 
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