curiouscat106
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I’m here for both of those conclusions 
Niomi Smart #85 Looks like she manifested a lot of sh..
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Nitfey
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Aka "pencil peen" and "broche"“Lordon” and “Fork” on the other hand…
The creep and fried ham
Swipeupyouguys
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They actually already did a Balinese blessing ceremony, she shared the pics but they may have been culled after the Christmas break up.
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I put forward snow for a barely baby, snow white
Nitfey
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She has her tits out but you still are more disturbed by his creepy gnashers ...They actually already did a Balinese blessing ceremony, she shared the pics but they may have been culled after the Christmas break up.
I put forward snow for a barely baby, snow white
Shutterbug99
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They actually already did a Balinese blessing ceremony, she shared the pics but they may have been culled after the Christmas break up.
I put forward snow for a barely baby, snow white
Lol! I can't believe she posted all that stuff on her IG! What was she thinking?! How is she not embarrassed by the last 2+ years of her life with that loser!
It is strange how he's so active on IG again after months of absolute silence, but I just think that his funds are running low and he needs to scam some money out of some people. Maybe Nims isn't as flush as she once was and has cut his allowance.
Callan
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They actually already did a Balinese blessing ceremony, she shared the pics but they may have been culled after the Christmas break up.
I put forward snow for a barely baby, snow white
From all the pictures they posted from that even it looked like nobody else was naked lol, fking weirdoes.
curiouscat106
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I’m more disturbed by the fact that his pencil peen is just hanging out behind her
lurkerxx
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So she’s MIA and he’s been posting more again? 
I don’t follow him anymore, I have no stomach for it, but so interesting
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I don’t follow him anymore, I have no stomach for it, but so interesting ---
Don’t ask me why, but I just imagined DJ seeing this atrocious thingThey actually already did a Balinese blessing ceremony, she shared the pics but they may have been culled after the Christmas break up.
I put forward snow for a barely baby, snow white
Shutterbug99
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He's been silent on IG pretty much since they arrived in Bali until this week. He's now declaring it's his 'time to shine' *vom* and share his 'learnings' so perhaps they're getting ready to leave Bali and he's planning on hosting one of his retreats in Dublin for those who feel 'called'. Next stop: the basement flat.
Although Nims seems to think she's living in Barley now, so who knows.
Although Nims seems to think she's living in Barley now, so who knows.
formerly_sitkx
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I feel like every time she goes silent like this, the plot thickens...The game is afoot!
Callan
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Yeah she's "living" there out of a suitcase and without her actual possessions. #lifeogals
Sooo hypothetically they head back to Dublin for the holidays. Niomis next caption: “I love Bali but I felt a calling to come back home. Ireland gives me a sense of peace that I could never find in the big, angry, masculine city of London. Ireland allowed me to feel like a dainty little fairy. Here’s to starting a new chapter”
no disrespect to Ireland. It’s a gorgeous county. It’s just funny how this is the narrative she spins everytime Donkey drags her off to their next location.
no disrespect to Ireland. It’s a gorgeous county. It’s just funny how this is the narrative she spins everytime Donkey drags her off to their next location.
curiouscat106
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I know possessions aren’t everything, but I can’t imagine calling somewhere “home” where the only things in it that are personal to me is a suitcase of clothes. She probably buys a lot of tit when she’s there (like the sacred cacao cups), but there’s nothing like being surrounded by things that are yours, that you’ve collected through the years and have special meaning. Like the slow cooker I bought from Sainsbury’s for £20 when I was at uni that’s still going strong over a decade later. And the coffee table I got second hand off eBay and my mum and I nearly died trying to get it out the woman’s cottage and into the boot of my car
then there’s new stuff that me and my partner have bought together and invested a little more in now we’re at that stage of life where we can afford to do so. Not some villa you picked off Air BnB…
Lionsden
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They are both a kind of sausage roll.Aka "pencil peen" and "broche"
The creep and fried ham
Jibbles
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Anyone else often think about the Indian carpenter she had make that bespoke furniture for her and Joe’s apartment in Mumbai. What happened to that furniture? Did he get paid? Is he still waiting for her to come collect it after grafting away on it? I don’t know why this still takes up space in my mind
formerly_sitkx
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I would just like to know where all the cacao stuff is and all the other tit she bought there, including a huge set of color pencils, etc. I really doubt she's hauling that around with her...
I know possessions aren’t everything, but I can’t imagine calling somewhere “home” where the only things in it that are personal to me is a suitcase of clothes. She probably buys a lot of tit when she’s there (like the sacred cacao cups), but there’s nothing like being surrounded by things that are yours, that you’ve collected through the years and have special meaning. Like the slow cooker I bought from Sainsbury’s for £20 when I was at uni that’s still going strong over a decade later. And the coffee table I got second hand off eBay and my mum and I nearly died trying to get it out the woman’s cottage and into the boot of my car
Not some villa you picked off Air BnB…
I would just like to know where all the cacao stuff is and all the other tit she bought there, including a huge set of color pencils, etc. I really doubt she's hauling that around with her...
I know possessions aren’t everything, but I can’t imagine calling somewhere “home” where the only things in it that are personal to me is a suitcase of clothes. She probably buys a lot of tit when she’s there (like the sacred cacao cups), but there’s nothing like being surrounded by things that are yours, that you’ve collected through the years and have special meaning. Like the slow cooker I bought from Sainsbury’s for £20 when I was at uni that’s still going strong over a decade later. And the coffee table I got second hand off eBay and my mum and I nearly died trying to get it out the woman’s cottage and into the boot of my car
Not some villa you picked off Air BnB…
Yea, I’m sure she has a nice house (villa) over there but nothing close to a home. Even looks like it all came pre-furnished so no options to add a more personal touch. I wonder she’s really reluctant to build a nest and home base after she spent so long doing that exact thing with Joey just for him to dump her and she’s left with all this stuff that is now connected to really painful memories. She’s trying to tell herself she’s just “not being materialistic” but in reality she never overcame the trauma of building a life with someone to have them leave you and break that life apart. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t push back too hard when Jamie decides on the next place he wants to grift to.
lurkerxx
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You guys read my mind tonight. I was just thinking earlier how is it possible that she doesn’t have a proper home, a base, anything substantial. How she’s been far away from everything for so long now. For what?! Even if she traveled a lot, but having a proper home, a true place to come back to, with her possessions, her things. It’s true possessions aren’t everything but in the end they’re ours. They’re part of our life. They’re connected to memories. I can imagine after DJ left, she was traumatised and couldn’t even think about settling down somewhere. Then she stupidly bought a house she clearly didn’t like, in area that she didn’t even enjoy. She’s impulsive, she doesn’t think things through. But a few years have passed. She’s an adult. A relationship didn’t work. It’s time to overcome it.
And the thing is, there’s people who don’t really care about these things, they’re happy to live elsewhere, nowhere, always moving with their suitcase. But as much as she fakes it, this whole “spontaneous-adventurous persona” simply isn’t her. She says she’s so so so happy “living” in Bali but in every opportunity she lets escape “one day in my own home” lines. I distinctly remember when they were in a community in Ibiza, she posted on stories SO OBVIOUSLY DEPRESSED, saying they were “living” there, trying to sound cheerful and saying things like “life is so unpredictable, who knows where we’ll end up”, etc.
I seriously cannot believe she was back in London in the beginning of the year, with renewed energy to actually move on, and 5 months or so later she let him drag her to Bali again. Insanity. For THIS THING. I can’t even call him a man.
And the thing is, there’s people who don’t really care about these things, they’re happy to live elsewhere, nowhere, always moving with their suitcase. But as much as she fakes it, this whole “spontaneous-adventurous persona” simply isn’t her. She says she’s so so so happy “living” in Bali but in every opportunity she lets escape “one day in my own home” lines. I distinctly remember when they were in a community in Ibiza, she posted on stories SO OBVIOUSLY DEPRESSED, saying they were “living” there, trying to sound cheerful and saying things like “life is so unpredictable, who knows where we’ll end up”, etc.
I seriously cannot believe she was back in London in the beginning of the year, with renewed energy to actually move on, and 5 months or so later she let him drag her to Bali again. Insanity. For THIS THING. I can’t even call him a man.
You guys read my mind tonight. I was just thinking earlier how is it possible that she doesn’t have a proper home, a base, anything substantial. How she’s been far away from everything for so long now. For what?! Even if she traveled a lot, but having a proper home, a true place to come back to, with her possessions, her things. It’s true possessions aren’t everything but in the end they’re ours. They’re part of our life. They’re connected to memories. I can imagine after DJ left, she was traumatised and couldn’t even think about settling down somewhere. Then she stupidly bought a house she clearly didn’t like, in area that she didn’t even enjoy. She’s impulsive, she doesn’t think things through. But a few years have passed. She’s an adult. A relationship didn’t work. It’s time to overcome it.
And the thing is, there’s people who don’t really care about these things, they’re happy to live elsewhere, nowhere, always moving with their suitcase. But as much as she fakes it, this whole “spontaneous-adventurous persona” simply isn’t her. She says she’s so so so happy “living” in Bali but in every opportunity she lets escape “one day in my own home” lines. I distinctly remember when they were in a community in Ibiza, she posted on stories SO OBVIOUSLY DEPRESSED, saying they were “living” there, trying to sound cheerful and saying things like “life is so unpredictable, who knows where we’ll end up”, etc.
I seriously cannot believe she was back in London in the beginning of the year, with renewed energy to actually move on, and 5 months or so later she let him drag her to Bali again. Insanity. For THIS THING. I can’t even call him a man.
she never did the work (through therapy) to actually process and move on from the pieces that Joe left. That’s my firm belief and I don’t think anything she does will change my mind. Every single move she makes just looks like she’s trying to run away from herself/trying desperately not to fall into the same life she had with DJ because she’s afraid the cycle will repeat and she’ll be left alone and heartbroken again. But in a tragic way she’s repeating her own cycle of insecurity, trauma, broken relationships etc. it’s sad to see but she’s an adult who should be able to see what she’s doing to herself
lurkerxx
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Exactly! This is why proper therapy, with a REAL psychologist is so important in so many cases, hers included. She would benefit SO much from it. But she’d rather being manoeuvred by a conman until she says “I forgive you, mother”. God, she is so incredibly impressionable and influenceable.
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