QueenBW
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Maybe they're saving up to buy a big house for when they marry, and living in an apartment that is apparently Joe's/Joe's parents' would certainly help thing.
Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back
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Maybe they're saving up to buy a big house for when they marry, and living in an apartment that is apparently Joe's/Joe's parents' would certainly help thing.
lilamay
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Yeah, I mean I'm sure they could already afford a very nice house but they probably want something huge and luxurious, and that's going to be extortionately expensive in London.
QueenBW
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Exactly. Because they need to be in the hustle and bustle of the city...
QueenDecember
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Is she vegan because of ethical reasons or vegan because it's a convenient way to refuse that is high calorie..
hate inserting myself into this, but as someone with recovering eating disorder, she reminds me oh how so many women i know who went 'vegan' so they could restrict in a more acceptable way
I’m recovered from an eating disorder and follow a vegan diet for heart health and the environment - but my diet is nothing like hers. She seems to have her “safe” foods and “safe” meal planning...which all screams disordered eating to me.
I also don’t dance around about smoothie bowls and fennel tea. Am I doing “vegan” wrong?
In a way it's nice they are not renting a new place, it's like they are thinking rationally and do what usual people would most likely have to do - share.
But a bit uncomfortable for Freddie indeed th way Niomi is changing everything. But he's a guy, maybe guys don't care about the shelves and stuff, as long as he has his own cupboards.
But a bit uncomfortable for Freddie indeed th way Niomi is changing everything. But he's a guy, maybe guys don't care about the shelves and stuff, as long as he has his own cupboards.
lemonlime
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LOL I prescribe you at least five more smoothie bowls a week with "fancy" fruits, and gluten free pasta, whether you have an intolerance or not. Support that with litres of fennel tea and organic water and you'll get there in no time.I’m recovered from an eating disorder and follow a vegan diet for heart health and the environment - but my diet is nothing like hers. She seems to have her “safe” foods and “safe” meal planning...which all screams disordered eating to me.
I also don’t dance around about smoothie bowls and fennel tea. Am I doing “vegan” wrong?
Ramster93
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Is anyone else getting sick of this dress?
The caption "It has been a tough few months for everyone in very different ways, but in a funny old way I’ve never loved life more. Appreciating the little things more than ever"
They are 100% going to kick the Fredster out. "Joe's" (likely with his parent's help) flat really isn't that nice anyway, not for her standards.
Who the actual duck is she to reply to this in this way? If "Joe" needed rent money, he would've rented it out. But he didn't. It was up to him to let family live there and for his family to ask/accept the offer and it's literally none of her business to speak for Freddy like that.
Burritobowl
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This might come across as something petty, but I am watching Niomi's 'What I eat on a day' videos, and I noticed Joe has always a beer by his side. I am not saying he has a drinking problem at all, I am a huge beer enthusiast and also enjoy eating healty, but I do wonder if she disapproves on Joe's drinking.
Also, wanted to add, that as someone who recovered from anorexia, bulimia and vigorexia, she is living the life I dreamt back then: wake up, eat, exercise, repeat and have everything under control -or pretending that at the least-.
Also, wanted to add, that as someone who recovered from anorexia, bulimia and vigorexia, she is living the life I dreamt back then: wake up, eat, exercise, repeat and have everything under control -or pretending that at the least-.
CheshireLove
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Is anyone else getting sick of this dress?
The caption "It has been a tough few months for everyone in very different ways, but in a funny old way I’ve never loved life more. Appreciating the little things more than ever"
They are 100% going to kick the Fredster out. "Joe's" (likely with his parent's help) flat really isn't that nice anyway, not for her standards.
Who the actual duck is she to reply to this in this way? If "Joe" needed rent money, he would've rented it out. But he didn't. It was up to him to let family live there and for his family to ask/accept the offer and it's literally none of her business to speak for Freddy like that.
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She's often rather passive-agressive. Beneath the thin veneer of the perfect life she presents is someone who doesn't like to not be in control.
EGuyUK
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Is anyone else getting sick of this dress?
The caption "It has been a tough few months for everyone in very different ways, but in a funny old way I’ve never loved life more. Appreciating the little things more than ever"
They are 100% going to kick the Fredster out. "Joe's" (likely with his parent's help) flat really isn't that nice anyway, not for her standards.
Who the actual duck is she to reply to this in this way? If "Joe" needed rent money, he would've rented it out. But he didn't. It was up to him to let family live there and for his family to ask/accept the offer and it's literally none of her business to speak for Freddy like that.
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Talk about privalidge, bloody hell.
lemonlime
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That's so patronising and condescending, wtf. "Very grateful"? Who does she think Freddy is, Oliver bleeping Twist? Joe hasn't been housing a stray puppy, it's his brother and his own flat. Now I understand why she's taking over the flat like a storm. She thinks Freddy should be thankful that he's been living rent free and now that she's future Mrs. Woodward, she feels entitled to the place anyway. She's becoming more smug by the minute and I hope something knocks her ego down a notch. She acts like she's been living Joe's way of life since adam and eve, when she's a new money YouTuber who piggybacked her ex boyfriend's fame and got lucky, pretending to be posh. If I were in Freddy's place, I couldn't get away from that flat fast enough but at least they seem to be getting along fine.View attachment 190760 q
Is anyone else getting sick of this dress?
The caption "It has been a tough few months for everyone in very different ways, but in a funny old way I’ve never loved life more. Appreciating the little things more than ever"
They are 100% going to kick the Fredster out. "Joe's" (likely with his parent's help) flat really isn't that nice anyway, not for her standards.
Who the actual duck is she to reply to this in this way? If "Joe" needed rent money, he would've rented it out. But he didn't. It was up to him to let family live there and for his family to ask/accept the offer and it's literally none of her business to speak for Freddy like that.
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Also that dress is awful, sorry if anyone likes it but she looks like she's just walked out of a mall in 2003.
Ramster93
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True, suppose it makes her anecdotes about fennel tea and smoothie bowls more interesting.
It's ridiculous, isn't it? People live in the hustle and bustle of the city because that's where there's a lot of jobs -- you know, where you need to be physically present. If I had the option to live in the countryside, I would. The reason why she doesn't baffles me. Is it because she wants to be "trendy"? Suppose there's less coffee shops out in the suburbs.
Yeh joe seems increasingly annoyed by her tbh
earlgrey
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It makes her feel busy and important. She likes to be in the city to get up at the crack of dawn, head to a gym class at 6am to get it done even though the rest of her day is just sipping matcha in a cafe doing "emails".
Also her plant-based diet is really a Planet Organic, bougie brand based diet, easy to cater to in the city.
Niomi is so boring but I find her completely fascinating because her facade is so squeaky perfect fake. Underneath she's so disingenuous, and you can tell through the little cracks there's something super off about her.
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Ramster93
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I wouldn't be surprised but because it's boring ol' Joe so I'm sure he'll just deal with it and carry on. I'm sure it's not trendy to have engagement break-ups in his family anyway. However, Niomi must be genuinely excruciating to live with so let's see if he has the balls to get out.
Perhaps she's reading here!?
This! She's so cringe. Somehow, she has access to everything and life seems easy but her life is not one that anyone would envy, it seems very unfulfilling. She's the perfect example of money and a formerly cute guy can't buy you a personality, happiness, etc.
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i think they'll end up getting .married but it won't last
lemonlime
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This, big time. She's acting all the time with her soft spoken words and pleasant conversations and million watt fake smiles. I wonder if she ever gets tired of it. Nothing ever goes wrong in Ms. Organic's life, solution for every issue is a cup of fennel tea away. Then she snaps once in a while like in that comment and she reveals more than she intends to. Bland and irritating is a very difficult combination to pull off, most boring people are harmless at worst but Niomi takes it to new levels.
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