Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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Really rough timestamps:

0:13 -- "it's been a busy, busy week" and "Joe was moving everything for us", cry me a river, I'm working 9-5 remotely while moving house at the minute.

It's definitely strange they're moving in with Freddy. That's like "roughing it" in a way (at least, I'd never move in with my partner's brother even though he's great as we can afford to live on our own and surely she can also?). For a year or 2 years also?

3:25 -- "so gutted we won't go back to India" and "such a difficult decision to come back" is such nonsense.

4:00 -- "India felt like home", LOL.

6:40 -- Her and Joe psychologically went through a lot, guys...

The nip slip was awkward.

15:05 -- "Generous with the chips, hehe!" (totally normal portion) + "Joe's really excited about these vegan nuggets", is he really??

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It was weird watching her talk about covid like it was psychologically hard for her, when she's had what looks like the most charmed lockdown time ever. All of her vlogs, she was acting like she was on a big holiday the whole time. Even her walking around the flat now, saying Joe's been moving all the furniture gradually, building it, tidying up... what has she been doing? He looked so tired. 😂
 
she's become such an insufferable moron. I used to enjoy her content when she first broke up with Marcus, it felt like she was figuring out who she was all over again and she wasn't doing anything impressive but she wasn't an embarrassment. The fact that she can fake-moan about how difficult everything is is absolutely infuriating. I wish she'd decide to quit youtube post-wedding and take her charmed, over privileged, empty smile with her. I don't know why she irritates me as much as she does, since I've watched and enjoyed people more privileged than her and didn't resent them. I guess the pretentiousness and the act of being 'sooow busy and relatable' is annoying when she considers a day with a spa appointment hectic.
 
lemonlime said:
she's become such an insufferable moron. I used to enjoy her content when she first broke up with Marcus, it felt like she was figuring out who she was all over again and she wasn't doing anything impressive but she wasn't an embarrassment. The fact that she can fake-moan about how difficult everything is is absolutely infuriating. I wish she'd decide to quit youtube post-wedding and take her charmed, over privileged, empty smile with her. I don't know why she irritates me as much as she does, since I've watched and enjoyed people more privileged than her and didn't resent them. I guess the pretentiousness and the act of being 'sooow busy and relatable' is annoying when she considers a day with a spa appointment hectic.
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She is extremely pretentious. She just think she's the most treasured god gifted human alive when really she has the personality of a door
 
Eurgh, her latest video. She is so out of touch with reality.

After moaning about how tough lockdown was for her and Joey, in what was meant to be the 'the most exciting year of their lives' *bring out the violins*, she says 'in a way, I can't really complain'.

No, Niomi, you can't complain in any way whatsoever.

Also, 'India felt like home' - Who are you trying to kid, Niomi? 🤣

And that portion of chips isn't 'generous', it's standard. God she must be exhausting to be around.
 
lilamay said:
Eurgh, her latest video. She is so out of touch with reality.

After moaning about how tough lockdown was for her and Joey, in what was meant to be the 'the most exciting year of their lives' *bring out the violins*, she says 'in a way, I can't really complain'.

No, Niomi, you can't complain in any way whatsoever.

Also, 'India felt like home' - Who are you trying to kid, Niomi? 🤣

And that portion of chips isn't 'generous', it's standard. God she must be exhausting to be around.
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Couldn't agree more. She always has a comment on the size or the portion or the "cleanliness" of a meal. Just sit and enjoy a dish for once without giving the full breakdown of how it will affect your waistline. She's exhausting. The fact that she called that flat "boyish" is just weird. In my opinion, the decor is very neutral and middle ground in terms of stereotypical gendered decor.
 
I think they moved with Freddy because it was Joe's apartment, that Freddy started to use when Joe moved in with Niomi. I have a feeling that Freddy will move out before they do somehow. 🤔

And yes, that nip slip was the most awkward thing in the whole vlog! And the section was soooo soooooo long. She could just have the initial reaction in, not all that jazz why she did not ask her sooner or via ZOOM.
 
lilamay said:
Eurgh, her latest video. She is so out of touch with reality.

After moaning about how tough lockdown was for her and Joey, in what was meant to be the 'the most exciting year of their lives' *bring out the violins*, she says 'in a way, I can't really complain'.

No, Niomi, you can't complain in any way whatsoever.

Also, 'India felt like home' - Who are you trying to kid, Niomi? 🤣

And that portion of chips isn't 'generous', it's standard. God she must be exhausting to be around.
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It just shows how she said "but really we can't complain" after complaining for about 10 minutes. Like ok you had to move back to london (a rich city) with your fiance. It's not really on the scale of what some other people are going through during this time
 
Sunshinelove25 said:
It just shows how she said "but really we can't complain" after complaining for about 10 minutes. Like ok you had to move back to london (a rich city) with your fiance. It's not really on the scale of what some other people are going through during this time
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I don’t get why he lived with her before ina rented flat when he owns one himself? Did he have it rented out or something?
 
“Joey’s” family seem to have more money than they know what to do with.
That vlog was boring, I can’t even pretend to get excited for her and her avocado lifestyle.

Im pretty sure “avocado” isn’t a lifestyle 🤷‍♀️ It’s not a descriptive word is it... but it just sums her up.
Maybe it’s the green ring,
maybe it’s the fact it looks interesting on the surface, You read the avocado bio and it looks great in print. I’m intrested!

But to be fair it’s a bit bland 😏 and it really only works if you’re lashing on the salt or hummus, sticking it on the sourdough and jazzing it up.

that’s niomi, you can throw in the hot wealthy boyfriend... India.. the London flat/house... the wedding.

but the garnishing is the best part of the avocado, and how excited can we really get about salt, even if it’s pink salt or rock salt, joey is bleeping salt. 😐

she’s so boring I need to talk about avocado just to post on her thread.
the friend looked like she’d just been invited for an early dinner that she already knew she was invited to, not to be a bridesmaid, but that’s probably because she’s known all along she’d be a bridesmaid.
she locked that tit down when she introduced them.

wonder if joe will get an actual job, will we then have Freddie helping niomi with her daily tasks again, get in there girl, think of the content.

edit: I read this back, I think I need a snack, my blood sugar has clearly dipped from all the healthy tit 😕
 
Okay her latest post on insta is what finally made me unfollow her.

Talking about lockdown but loving life like oh my god she is so out of touch and unaware of how sheltered and privileged and comfy she is. I bleeping can't stand the way she talks down to people in a patronising way through her captions like a lot of yters do, as if we are all sitting there wondering what's going on in the world and they're explaining it to us. These people have no idea what it's really like out working during these times and feeling the stress while they sit comfortably at their boyfriends families mansions with their tea and cameras appreciating life. Like yeah good for you

I honestly can't deal with seeing yet another picture of her in a field. Like... What the actual hell. Shes so up her own arse to think anyone wants to see those same pics every day of her, I cringe everytime she posts as she genuinely has no reason to post anything other than to show off her fake smile posing in a dress in a field??? Like I am done seeing her stupid vain pictures. She's just really so weird
 
mrsmk said:
I think they moved with Freddy because it was Joe's apartment, that Freddy started to use when Joe moved in with Niomi. I have a feeling that Freddy will move out before they do somehow. 🤔

I really think she's gonna try to edge him out.

somebody (hopefully one of us lol) left a snarky comment on her video about how she is rude going into the flat and wanting to rearrange tit around (which is SO true and SO bleeping entitled)
and she replied like: actually this is "joey"'s flat and and i think freddie is just grateful to be living here. what a privileged entitled annoying comment to make publicly UGH
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emm said:
Yeh I’d be pissed if I was the brother, it’s not hers in any way yet she’s acting like it is. Didn’t she say something about “first night in OUR flat “ in that video?
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Ikr, calm down Niomi. You're not living there alone and the flat belongs to Joe and his brother lives there in the first place. Of course she'll want to decorate and make it homey for herself too but from her tone, she sounded like she couldn't wait to get rid of everything in the living room and make it hers.
 
I think they're living there so they can live there rent free (well Joe can) because he hasnt got a job! She said they'd be there 1-2 years, and they're getting married next year. Very strange they'll be living with freddy once married.
Bet Niomi is secretly hating all this, she'll have wanted to buy or rent a swanky new flat but dont think Joe will be able to afford it just yet.
 
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