Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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LilyMF said:
This girl was so horrible to me at school, to the point where I had to go to counseling. Don't let her pathetic vegan facade fool you, not even the robot disguise. She's mean, controlling, petty and a total gaslighter.

It's taken me a few years to reconcile the witch I experienced with the influencer so many others see. She's always been very self obsessed and self important, even though there were richer kids than her at school. A lot of us are scared of speaking because we're in the minority but I'm speaking with a newspaper right now, hopefully her true face will be out for all to see soon. I have the receipts, the tea, the signed shirts, the physical and digital proof of harassment.
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@LilyMF I hope you speak out. I hope Joe reads here. Appearing similar on paper doesn't mean they will a good match at all.
Joe has always seemed to be a kind and genuine person. I would hate for him to get married to Niomi if their core values don't align. He probably hasn't seen every side of her yet.
 
Burritobowl said:
This might come across as something petty, but I am watching Niomi's 'What I eat on a day' videos, and I noticed Joe has always a beer by his side. I am not saying he has a drinking problem at all, I am a huge beer enthusiast and also enjoy eating healty, but I do wonder if she disapproves on Joe's drinking.
Also, wanted to add, that as someone who recovered from anorexia, bulimia and vigorexia, she is living the life I dreamt back then: wake up, eat, exercise, repeat and have everything under control -or pretending that at the least-.
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I’d drink if I was stuck with her!
 
lemourin said:
@LilyMF I hope you speak out. I hope Joe reads here. Appearing similar on paper doesn't mean they will a good match at all.
Joe has always seemed to be a kind and genuine person. I would hate for him to get married to Niomi if their core values don't align. He probably hasn't seen every side of her yet.
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They’re not even similar on paper though. There’s a lot of focus on class in the UK & Joe is, I would think, much further up the social ladder by background. We are all human at the end of the day & it’s all nonsense but people who move in those circles buy into it. I was surprised by the Freddy comment, partly because I assume she’s thrilled to be marrying into Joe’s family, also because it’s not her place & very rude towards Freddy. I’ve seen her retort sharply to followers before about her Boots range etc. but surprised she felt comfortable enough to make that comment about Freddy.
 
I dont think theres that much focus on class seeing as a lot of the members of the royal family have married commoners. Plus Joes dad is famous due to playing sport rather then being a member of aristocracy.

People keep acting like Niomi comes from an average income family. Her grandparents are fairly rich they seem upper middle class and her parents seem well off too. I believe she went to a private school in Brighton shes not rich because of youtube she has always been rich.
 
Deepsigh2018 said:
I dont think theres that much focus on class seeing as a lot of the members of the royal family have married commoners. Plus Joes dad is famous due to playing sport rather then being a member of aristocracy.

People keep acting like Niomi comes from an average income family. Her grandparents are fairly rich they seem upper middle class and her parents seem well off too. I believe she went to a private school in Brighton shes not rich because of youtube she has always been rich.
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Definitely wealthy enough but not rubbing shoulders with the royals like his family. I’ve seen random pics of young prince Harry with Joe’s whole family.
 
Purgerica said:
Definitely wealthy enough but not rubbing shoulders with the royals like his family. I’ve seen random pics of young prince Harry with Joe’s whole family.
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I dont think that means hes significantly out of her class status as like I said his dad made his money and got his title through rugby not from having an inherited title plus loads of just famous people who are not from old money rub shoulders with the royals. Ed Sheeran hangs out with the royals, Zara Philips married a rugby player, Kate was considered a commoner and not in the same class as William and a relatively unknown actress from suits married a royal. I don't think class status matters as to if they are a good match.
 
Deepsigh2018 said:
I dont think that means hes significantly out of her class status as like I said his dad made his money and got his title through rugby not from having an inherited title plus loads of just famous people who are not from old money rub shoulders with the royals. Ed Sheeran hangs out with the royals, Zara Philips married a rugby player, Kate was considered a commoner and not in the same class as William and a relatively unknown actress from suits married a royal. I don't think class status matters as to if they are a good match.
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I don’t think it matters at all if you’re really in love and compatible but seeing Joe looking more gaunt/aged by the day shows all is not well there. It was different when he had an actual job and life of his own and she seemed to try and adapt but ever since Miss Clean Eating took over the reigns in that relationship, something is not quite right
 
Deepsigh2018 said:
I dont think theres that much focus on class seeing as a lot of the members of the royal family have married commoners. Plus Joes dad is famous due to playing sport rather then being a member of aristocracy.

People keep acting like Niomi comes from an average income family. Her grandparents are fairly rich they seem upper middle class and her parents seem well off too. I believe she went to a private school in Brighton shes not rich because of youtube she has always been rich.
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They definitely come from different types of wealth - Niomi’s family owns Bohemia which is one of the tackiest bars in Brighton, which really makes me laugh when I think about it
 
If I were Freddy, I'd hunker down and make Niomi's life impossible. I'd bring giant cuts of meat and cook them every night in her vegan-only pots and pans, drink and eat all of her food and leave only animal products. Rearrange every piece of furniture she moves. Bring home all my mates to drink and lounge around eating Meat Lovers pizza...

Because, come on. I doubt the apartment is only Joe's. I don't know what Freddy does for a living, but it's not like Joe was in the pinnacle of a super high paying career. Sure, he modeled when he was young but I doubt it was enough to buy an apartment. So his parents must have helped with the down payment or something. Why they didn't do the same for Freddy, that I don't understand. Maybe they thought the brothers could be brotherly and share. They didn't count on Princess Niomi and her overinflated ego saying that Freddy should be "very grateful" to his brother, as if he were some sort of pauper receiving scraps from Magnanimous King Joe.
 
QueenBW said:
If I were Freddy, I'd hunker down and make Niomi's life impossible. I'd bring giant cuts of meat and cook them every night in her vegan-only pots and pans, drink and eat all of her food and leave only animal products. Rearrange every piece of furniture she moves. Bring home all my mates to drink and lounge around eating Meat Lovers pizza...

Because, come on. I doubt the apartment is only Joe's. I don't know what Freddy does for a living, but it's not like Joe was in the pinnacle of a super high paying career. Sure, he modeled when he was young but I doubt it was enough to buy an apartment. So his parents must have helped with the down payment or something. Why they didn't do the same for Freddy, that I don't understand. Maybe they thought the brothers could be brotherly and share. They didn't count on Princess Niomi and her overinflated ego saying that Freddy should be "very grateful" to his brother, as if he were some sort of pauper receiving scraps from Magnanimous King Joe.
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I thought that as well. If Joe’s parents part funded that apartment Freddy has far more of a right to live there than Niomi has to comment on it.
 
I cannot believe she is wasting her time on a skincare line. Besides the fact that her skin is pretty bad and bumpy, the market is completely saturated. She brings nothing knew to the table so this is simply a vanity project that will be done and dusted in a year. And the weird photo shoot set she is showing on Stories? Yikes. It looks like a college dorm room. Horrible sofa, chipped paint, pictures on the walls are not even hung straight. That is nothing to be showing off.
 
Buffalonian0809 said:
I cannot believe she is wasting her time on a skincare line. Besides the fact that her skin is pretty bad and bumpy, the market is completely saturated. She brings nothing knew to the table so this is simply a vanity project that will be done and dusted in a year. And the weird photo shoot set she is showing on Stories? Yikes. It looks like a college dorm room. Horrible sofa, chipped paint, pictures on the walls are not even hung straight. That is nothing to be showing off.
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Maybe she thinks it is/looks sustainable, while launching a product no one needs 🤷‍♀️
 
With this skincare I bet it's going to be something full of crap but with 0.01% avocado oil to try and hoodwink people that it's natural. Almost everything is vegan and cruelty free thesedays (and even if it's not like oral b niomi will still advertise it). So many brands have spent years to create a natural range so she can't compete against that. Let's hope it has less petrochemicals than her last effort at products.
 
I can’t explain it but to me there’s something unlikeable about her. She was more watchable when she was single in her lovely flat.
I’m all for self-confidence but she seems quite arrogant & somewhat deluded at times. Maybe it’s because she gets good gigs.
Also she constantly says she’s obsessed with something or it’s looking incredible.
 
Chocolate2008 said:
I can’t explain it but to me there’s something unlikeable about her. She was more watchable when she was single in her lovely flat.
I’m all for self-confidence but she seems quite arrogant & somewhat deluded at times. Maybe it’s because she gets good gigs.
Also she constantly says she’s obsessed with something or it’s looking incredible.
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Her vocab is tit, everything she says is just so repetitive 🙄 I wonder how much marriage will last?
 
I honestly wonder about their marriage too. The cracks are suddenly showing. What guy wants to be under a woman’s thumb his entire life? She tries to control everything. Although I don’t see Joe as much of a catch. Yes he has money and connections but he is duller than dull and acts weirdly boyish and cringe-y. It’s not sexy or appealing at all. A pretty face with no lights on upstairs. I can only imagine the conversations those two have when their worlds are so incredibly small and uninspired.
 
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