Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back

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Buffalonian0809 said:
I honestly wonder about their marriage too. The cracks are suddenly showing. What guy wants to be under a woman’s thumb his entire life? She tries to control everything. Although I don’t see Joe as much of a catch. Yes he has money and connections but he is duller than dull and acts weirdly boyish and cringe-y. It’s not sexy or appealing at all. A pretty face with no lights on upstairs. I can only imagine the conversations those two have when their worlds are so incredibly small and uninspired.
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Their conversations are dull enough on camera (except when being pass agg) on camera, god knows how boring they are off!
 
Her new skin-care brand looks exciting just from the first few pics on instagram...

Close-up of body cream, shadow of grapes, some kind of plant. Sign me up now!

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And what an exciting logo.

Seriously though, in an already-oversaturated market I can't see how it's going to stand out. There are already many vegan/sustainable skincare ranges too, so it's nothing special in that regard.

ETA - I wonder if their instagram page is going to follow anyone except Niomi :ROFLMAO:
 
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lilamay said:
Her new skin-care brand looks exciting just from the first few pics on instagram...

Close-up of body cream, shadow of grapes, some kind of plant. Sign me up now!

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And what an exciting logo.

Seriously though, in an already-oversaturated market I can't see how it's going to stand out. There are already many vegan/sustainable skincare ranges too, so it's nothing special in that regard.

ETA - I wonder if their instagram page is going to follow anyone except Niomi :ROFLMAO:
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Especially at this point in time when people are cutting back on unnecessary expenses... she should’ve done this years ago, now as her content is getting less views, there is an over saturated market, as you said, it is way too late
 
lilamay said:
Her new skin-care brand looks exciting just from the first few pics on instagram...

Close-up of body cream, shadow of grapes, some kind of plant. Sign me up now!

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And what an exciting logo.

Seriously though, in an already-oversaturated market I can't see how it's going to stand out. There are already many vegan/sustainable skincare ranges too, so it's nothing special in that regard.

ETA - I wonder if their instagram page is going to follow anyone except Niomi :ROFLMAO:
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Nothing says exciting new skincare brand like wrinkly sheets and dodgy photography 🤣
 
The logo is so dull - it tries to be high class, and posh. But instead its so dull, borning, unspecial. It something that I would never connect to a natural skin care. And to think about that Joe works in marketing, and this is what they came up it?! Is he going to manage her social media as his new job? 😂

Maybe that was why she was searching for an illustrator/designer a couple of days ago, she noticed how crappy her current logo is.
 
lilamay said:
Her new skin-care brand looks exciting just from the first few pics on instagram...

Close-up of body cream, shadow of grapes, some kind of plant. Sign me up now!

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And what an exciting logo.

Seriously though, in an already-oversaturated market I can't see how it's going to stand out. There are already many vegan/sustainable skincare ranges too, so it's nothing special in that regard.

ETA - I wonder if their instagram page is going to follow anyone except Niomi :ROFLMAO:
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Literally if anyone here is looking for good, vegan, no frills, affordable skincare- look for The Ordinary.
 
You wonder if this is going to be Joe’s new “job” now, running the business/marketing behind her brand, which in their minds I am sure they think will be a smash success. Reminds me of Deliciously Ella’s husband riding on his wife’s coattails. How could anyone post those Instagram photos (on the skincare account) and think they look good? Yikes!!! Also, being a consumer of skincare does not make you an expert. Hope she has someone knowledgeable about this behind her but I doubt her ego would permit that.
 
Buffalonian0809 said:
You wonder if this is going to be Joe’s new “job” now, running the business/marketing behind her brand, which in their minds I am sure they think will be a smash success. Reminds me of Deliciously Ella’s husband riding on his wife’s coattails. How could anyone post those Instagram photos (on the skincare account) and think they look good? Yikes!!! Also, being a consumer of skincare does not make you an expert. Hope she has someone knowledgeable about this behind her but I doubt her ego would permit that.
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I bet it’s a total flop and in a few months it just quietly disappears, ending up with the products stocked in discount shops and never mentioned again
 
DietGossip said:
Literally if anyone here is looking for good, vegan, no frills, affordable skincare- look for The Ordinary.
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Yeah, I know what works for me from The Ordinary. Since most of her audience is probably older, most people in their twenties have already got skincare worked out. I really don't see the appeal or purpose of a new skincare brand right now unless they can do something revolutionary.
 
ECH said:
Yeah, I know what works for me from The Ordinary. Since most of her audience is probably older, most people in their twenties have already got skincare worked out. I really don't see the appeal or purpose of a new skincare brand right now unless they can do something revolutionary.
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Which it won’t be, it’ll be some generic skincare with her name slapped on it, I don’t she has a team of scientists working on it like the big skincare Brands do 🙄
 
I find it hilarious that one of few commenters on the ‘MySmartSkin’ account that Niomi keeps replying to is a Tropic Skincare “Ambassador” aka an MLM shilling hun.

Of all the fans that Niomi supposedly has, the best they can get to interact with is a woman deep in a Pyramid Scheme! 😂 Not exactly a high quality skincare blogger.

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Calabria said:
Interesting to see that Smart Skin is registered at Gleam but Dom Smales doesn’t have a share in the company which he has usually done with other Gleamers!
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Dom sold gleam at the peak when the tide was turning on infuencers and Zoella a few years ago. Maybe niomi is using that address as her accounting is there?

Her main company (FIONA BROOKE LIMITED) had a net worth of £725k in 2019😵. She could have easily of had ethics and say no to companies and still have made a fortune.
 
LilyMF said:
This girl was so horrible to me at school, to the point where I had to go to counseling. Don't let her pathetic vegan facade fool you, not even the robot disguise. She's mean, controlling, petty and a total gaslighter.

It's taken me a few years to reconcile the witch I experienced with the influencer so many others see. She's always been very self obsessed and self important, even though there were richer kids than her at school. A lot of us are scared of speaking because we're in the minority but I'm speaking with a newspaper right now, hopefully her true face will be out for all to see soon. I have the receipts, the tea, the signed shirts, the physical and digital proof of harassment.
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(longtime lurker here)
I wasn't expecting anything like that, she seems so much like a wet bit of lettuce.
I hope you get to speak your piece and overcome any damage from school!
 
lilamay said:
Her new skin-care brand looks exciting just from the first few pics on instagram...

Close-up of body cream, shadow of grapes, some kind of plant. Sign me up now!

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And what an exciting logo.

Seriously though, in an already-oversaturated market I can't see how it's going to stand out. There are already many vegan/sustainable skincare ranges too, so it's nothing special in that regard.

ETA - I wonder if their instagram page is going to follow anyone except Niomi :ROFLMAO:
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I care a lot about skincare and take the products I buy very seriously. Do lots of research on ingredients, study reviews, read studies, etc.

Niomi has very textured/bumpy skin that’s already sagging at a relatively young age despite a healthy diet and lifestyle. She is literally the LAST PERSON ON EARTH I would take even a skincare recommendation from — let alone trust a product she “made”. 😂😂😂

Curious - has any gleamed product been good? They all seem like complete crap to me.
 
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