Mumsnet #48 Cherchez la spunk splatter

[CrimsonCountess]

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This person clearly has no idea how expensive drugs are if she thinks they'd be wasting them on kids

 

[Iamthebosun]

Yaay just seen first of the year halloween/trick or treating thread! Seems to bring out the extra crazies!!


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I’d like to know more about ‘a pedophile could decorate their house’ - then what?

Unfortunately there are loads of pedophiles and they do try and get access to children obviously but I really don’t see how having children trick or treating g at their door in large groups, or with their parent, on the busiest night of the year is one of them?

 

[Brandshinynew]

I’d like to know more about ‘a pedophile could decorate their house’ - then what?

Unfortunately there are loads of pedophiles and they do try and get access to children obviously but I really don’t see how having children trick or treating g at their door in large groups, or with their parent, on the busiest night of the year is one of them?

peadophiles decorating their houses, sounds like that brasseye episode.

 

[CatCafe234]

peadophiles decorating their houses, sounds like that brasseye episode.

‘This one’s disguised as a school. He’s been getting away with it in Sheffield for twelve years’

 

[Halister]

If they answer the door carrying sweets like this .. that’s when you start to worry

 

[GirlWithThePearlEarhole]

Oh goody a wedding! I hope you don’t mind being upstaged and your husband-to-be unable to take his eyes off me during the ceremony. <tinkly laugh> I can’t decide between these two.
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I imagine the Batsheva owners rubbing their hands and cackling in glee that yet another mug has been deluded enough to give them a load of money for one of their bleeping monstrosities. I think they’re taking the piss.

 

[Millie2023]

Wanker alert

 

[Iamthebosun]

Wanker alert

How much free time have these people got to respond to threads like that?

What’s your favourite potato dish?
I don’t eat potatoes

What have you bought your 6 year old for Christmas?
My child is 9
I don’t buy presents

Where do you buy tights that don’t fall down?
I don’t wear tights
Some of us don’t have LEGS, could you be any more selfish

Shall I buy an iPhone or a Samsung?
I don’t have a phone I use a tablet

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

I'm shite at remembering it's halloween, one year I resorted to offering kids the fruit bowl and one small girl asked if she could have a carrot if I had any. I bet she was a mumsnetter's child.

 

[Serene Serena]

That's exactly what I thought.

And what is up with the model's pose in the first one? Is she trying to look up a chimney or just hide the dress?

She looks like she’s hanged herself in shame

 

[CatCafe234]

Have we had the annual ‘I fort it wuz trickle treating‘ post yet?

 

[redmixer]

No but Shithole has had all teeth removed and can't be arsed to take the kids trick or treating. Or anything else apparently as the furthest the poor sods have been all halfterm is the corner shop with 14 year old sister.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

I was just reading the teeth one and was convinced from about the second line that it had to be shithole with another new username

 

[ChampagneBox]

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Not sexual my size French DArse
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No one, and I mean NOONE is wasting the good stuff on your DCrotchGoblins
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Haha I said I'd take my 10 year old trick or treating and my husband literally said about people giving out drugs - mate, no one is just handing out drugs to kids in the hundreds. They don't give free drugs away to adults who knock on the door so why would they do that for kids?? What kind of business plan is that even anyway, they think a 10 year olds gonna come back with a handful of cash going "ooh that mdma you gave me last week was really moreish, I'll have 5 more please". Does the stock come out of their marketing budget?

‘Moreish’

 

[mindlessness]

In Shithole's new thread on trick or treating (and teeth removal) we have this delight:

 

[50degreesnorth]

Being in Scotland, I’m expecting tons of kids. They’ll even come IN to the parlour to perform*.

Any who look vaguely fun will be given a free trial of Trainspotting grade smack - and the sexy ones will be invited back.

*Obviously they’ll only get to use the tradesmen’s and they can piss their little pants rather than use the bog.

 

[doctordoctor]

There’s a sob story ‘need a hand hold’ God forgive me, but I don’t believe a single word of it! Lots of ‘you’ve got this!’ (If it’s all true, she really hasn’t) ‘you’re special!’ etc. it’s the story that has everything, DV, cancer, MH, parental alienation, homelessness, family want nothing to do with her, on and on it goes…

 

[GBNI]

Would a dentist actually remove all teeth in one go??

 

[MediumLoad]

Would a dentist actually remove all teeth in one go??

Seeing as it's Shithole? Yes, yes they would.

 

[Brandshinynew]

No but Shithole has had all teeth removed and can't be arsed to take the kids trick or treating. Or anything else apparently as the furthest the poor sods have been all halfterm is the corner shop with 14 year old sister.

What thread is this??