Mumsnet #48 Cherchez la spunk splatter
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Zara zara
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Why is it always Dementia, menopause or Sepsis
SarcasmSpecialist
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Speaking of weddings, we just decided to get married, and you all need to buy hats. 5 February. We're so happy.
Iamthebosun
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I’d say congratulations but I can’t until I know if your wedding is just you and 2 witnesses in jeans saying your vows and then all going off to work or a ghastly, vulgar show-off wedding of more than 2 guests and doing something after the vows to celebrate.
drunkwasps
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...and surely we would need more info to do a FULL Mumsnet diagnosis? Bit more drip feed required. 
SarcasmSpecialist
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Us, my daughter and her partner and two of our best friends. We are, however, going madly poncy with rings. Possibly a large gin afterwards.---
In fact, I reckon Mumsnet would hate our shortlist of rings. Excellent!
Iamthebosun
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In fact, I reckon Mumsnet would hate our shortlist of rings. Excellent!
I, obviously, do not own a television, but a lower class colleague once told me about ‘my big fat gypsy wedding’. Your huge wedding sounds similar so I shall save my congratulations for another, higher, class of wedding, sorry *tinkly laugh*.
drunkwasps
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Serene Serena
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Congratulations! I shall go and buy a Fedora immediately even though I'm not a lesbian.
SarcasmSpecialist
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Damn, we need fedoras!
Zara zara
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A&E NOW!!...and surely we would need more info to do a FULL Mumsnet diagnosis? Bit more drip feed required.
Wackie Jeaver
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@SarcasmSpecialist are you QUITE sure it's not just your early onset dementia kicking in?? 
Serene Serena
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I shall pop over & kindly suggest he’s obviously a crack addict and has an issue with alcohol and prescription drugs.
Salmonshirt
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SarcasmSpecialist
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@Wackie Jeaver - It must be. We're both WIMMIN of a Certain Age, but now someone kindly reminded me, I shall buy us matching Fedoras.
Kikini Bamalam
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I'm very sorry SS but as I have not met your intended, I will not be able to attend. However, Mr B and my children will be able to attend. I have bought you a nice bottle of wine, some posh chocs and a silver photo frame for your gift though
Iamthebosun
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A gift of diabetes, liver disease and vanity, how lovely *tinkly laugh*
cowtastrophe
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Congrats! I’ll put a note in my diary to get the dungarees, comfy shoes and fedora out.
HotDawg
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In the spirit of MN, I will only come if my children are invited. I never go anywhere without them. They are adorable and will be so happy at your wedding. My daughter wants to wear a big white bridesmaid style dress, which I assume is ok. I expect a full day invitation, none of this evening nonsense. Please don’t ask for money with a poem, I will judge you. Oh and I hope it’s a sit down meal not a buffet. I am allergic to fruit, dairy, eggs, gluten, meat, fish, nuts and alcohol. There won’t be loud music, will there? My son isn’t a fan and weddings are meant to be all about the kids, eh?! Hopefully it’s a weekend wedding in a place that is extremely convenient to me too.
SarcasmSpecialist
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We told MsSarcasmSpecialist's sister, who said her son would love to be a pageboy. He's 15, but we thought he'd look lovely in pale blue satin knickerbockers. They'll go so well with his massive Afro.
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