Mumsnet #48 Cherchez la spunk splatter

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The amount of injections threads is tedious now. They’re in every corner of the site. ‘BMI 29.9, should I put rocks in my pocket when I get weighed.’ ‘Just bought 3 months supply but too scared to take it.’ ‘These jabs are a live saver’ ‘These jabs ruined my life’
 
BlairWaldorf86 said:
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Haha I said I'd take my 10 year old trick or treating and my husband literally said about people giving out drugs - mate, no one is just handing out drugs to kids in the hundreds. They don't give free drugs away to adults who knock on the door so why would they do that for kids?? What kind of business plan is that even anyway, they think a 10 year olds gonna come back with a handful of cash going "ooh that mdma you gave me last week was really moreish, I'll have 5 more please". Does the stock come out of their marketing budget?
 
Cheddar Chalpupa said:
"Congratulations" I suppose if you're that desperate for a man you'll get yourself locked into a legally binding contract. I won't be coming, I don't have to explain why, I expect you to respect my decision.
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It is indeed an invitation not a summons and no is a complete answer.

^^^ well that’s what I said to my husband when I declined our own wedding invitation. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
 
I'll attend this wedding of yours if I can get in front of the camera at every turn, pouting away with my unkempt hair while my Old Man Stepoe DH gurns his way through yet another ciggie in the background.

Yours, PH

PS, I hope your wedding attire is a velvet two-piece, they are so 'in' this century.
 
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