Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
Gym&Tonic said:
They are currently going all armchair detective over those four young lads missing in Snowdonia, posting complete untruths mostly. It reminds me of the Nicola Bulley threads there. I live in North Wales and people go missing in Snowdonia often, sometimes they turn up alive sometimes they don’t. The weather can change in a heartbeat especially at this time of year and the most obvious explanation is that they’re inexperienced and have misjudged their surroundings.
Click to expand...
Might have known they'd all be slavering and dooming over that situation. Poor boys.
 
'Hiding a surgical abortion' is a prime example of why I hate the mumsnet acronyms with a passion. I spent the whole time reading it like 😲 wondering why the duck someone was posting about having sex with their brother and then having an abortion. Only to discover that the poster was using DB to mean dear boyfriend

Unless it's just me who got confused and everyone would automatically know they meant boyfriend when it normally means brother haha
 
CrimsonCountess said:
'Hiding a surgical abortion' is a prime example of why I hate the mumsnet acronyms with a passion. I spent the whole time reading it like 😲 wondering why the duck someone was posting about having sex with their brother and then having an abortion. Only to discover that the poster was using DB to mean dear boyfriend

Unless it's just me who got confused and everyone would automatically know they meant boyfriend when it normally means brother haha
Click to expand...

Nah, MN protocol dictates use of DP for that.
 
Great one in AIBU about a woman who's had the Police looking for her. A few posters have pointed out it could be a death notice, but thats not stopped the usual over invested hanging on for updates. Someone has called it out half way through but other poster appears to think they're owed an update. It's all a bit batshit.
 
Vics Star said:
That Redtoothbrush’s husband sounds bloody insufferable, plotting maps and expertly speculating about caves and water levels. She’s about the same ‘My DH says…’ as though we must all listen in awe to his expertise!
Click to expand...
At least she's found something to distract her from being a world authority on Iceland, volcanoes, Brexit, the economy, UK politics, US politics, the war in Gaza, the war in Ukraine, nuclear weapons, education, feminism, aviation and covid. Woman must spend about 19 hours a day on Twitter to reach that level of expertise.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top