Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

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Blurp said:
Just because it was cheap doesn't mean that it's good. 🙄
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She wears some bizarre selections of clothes, summer dresses with a thick jumper underneath, for example - it just looks daft. Of course I am the best dressed person ever and can freely critique someone else's choices of outfit.

Day off work and currently wearing pyjamas that don't look like pyjamas, with Primark fake Ugg boots. I am a style GODDESS.
 
Technobiff said:
I've never been to anyone's home for Christmas, or hosted anyone at mine for dinner or otherwise. All invites are firmly rejected.
I like to have my dinner early then crack on with the booze with music on loud while eating all kinds of random tit.
I don't dress up either. Jeans and jumper here, thanks.
You know, the kind of Christmas day that would have that lot over there unable to leave their chaises and smelling salts for a week with shock.
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Jeans?! I hope they’re stretchy. 😁 I’m not an MN teeny tiny who will only sniff a roast potato, am afraid I’m going to fill up my plate and I need trouser room. 😂

I would probably get banned from MN for saying that.
 
Ach, poor little things. Alongside side-eyeing the whole of Mumsnet, I'm very 🤨 at the mum of one of their girlfriends who seems extremely keen to talk to the press.

In other news, I met a MNer in the wild yesterday. She gave a tinkly laugh before delivering what I imagine she thought was a cutting telling off to me. It was surreal. I keep expecting a thread about my perceived misdemeanor to appear.
 
Gentlemensrelish said:
Ach, poor little things. Alongside side-eyeing the whole of Mumsnet, I'm very 🤨 at the mum of one of their girlfriends who seems extremely keen to talk to the press.

In other news, I met a MNer in the wild yesterday. She gave a tinkly laugh before delivering what I imagine she thought was a cutting telling off to me. It was surreal. I keep expecting a thread about my perceived misdemeanor to appear.
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What happened?
 
HotDawg said:
Jeans?! I hope they’re stretchy. 😁 I’m not an MN teeny tiny who will only sniff a roast potato, am afraid I’m going to fill up my plate and I need trouser room. 😂

I would probably get banned from MN for saying that.
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Oh but I'm teeny teeny tiny, a size minus 000. I don't actually EAT anything. I dine off the aroma when the oven door is opened to baste the bird. That fills me up until new year day!
Gives a tinkly laugh while playing a tune on my ribs.
 
Gentlemensrelish said:
Ach, poor little things. Alongside side-eyeing the whole of Mumsnet, I'm very 🤨 at the mum of one of their girlfriends who seems extremely keen to talk to the press.

In other news, I met a MNer in the wild yesterday. She gave a tinkly laugh before delivering what I imagine she thought was a cutting telling off to me. It was surreal. I keep expecting a thread about my perceived misdemeanor to appear.
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Did you park on her drive?
 
They can't help themselves, can they?
 

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Almost 30 years ago a relative died in a dreadful accident, their sibling found out when another relative heard about it on the evening news and rang to offer their condolences.

With SM being what it is nowadays, it is a million times worse for relatives being the 'last to know' People don't think, they just want the kudos and likes.
 
Salmonshirt said:
I mean. I have no words.
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Of course there is one poster who showers after every poo, they would feel positively disgusting if they didn’t.
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It was probably a thread started by a dubious poo troll but the replies are gold. Im pouring a wine and settling in. Have already checked 'bidet', 'poo crumbs' and 'sex towel' off my bingo card. Happy Tuesday, or rather POOsday all 🍷💩
 
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