Mumsnet #27 If you're only coming to goad, you're not getting our bleeping codes

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Salmonshirt said:
I mean. I have no words.
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Of course there is one poster who showers after every poo, they would feel positively disgusting if they didn’t.
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Ok, I'm going to go there... Have none of these weirdos ever had a cock in their mouth? I'm going to say they haven't unless the bloke has had to dip his old chap in Dettol and helicopter it about a bit to dry it, Maybe that's their form of foreplay?
 
Kikini Bamalam said:
Ok, I'm going to go there... Have none of these weirdos ever had a cock in their mouth? I'm going to say they haven't unless the bloke has had to dip his old chap in Dettol and helicopter it about a bit to dry it, Maybe that's their form of foreplay?
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That's unsanitary, and deviant behavior proliferated by PORN! You are just a pick me cool wife pretending you enjoy such a degrading thing. Although they do love a pearl necklace to clutch 🤔👀
 
Kikini Bamalam said:
Ok, I'm going to go there... Have none of these weirdos ever had a cock in their mouth? I'm going to say they haven't unless the bloke has had to dip his old chap in Dettol and helicopter it about a bit to dry it, Maybe that's their form of foreplay?
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I did think the same. Or have never fallen asleep after a good session with *ahem* wet patches, on the sheets or on themselves?
 
They are hypocritical nut jobs, just now there’s a thread where they’re all tripping over themselves to say how normal it is to get sloshed at kid’s birthday parties.

‘very normal in my circles, I always served champagne, children barely know it’s their birthday before the age of five so thé party is for the adults anyway.

‘as long as the kids are safe and happy why begrudge a few wines between the parents?! Lighten up’

‘are you quite lacking in confidence OP? It seems like a weird thing to criticise, people having a few drinks at home while hosting a party!’

WHAT. THE. HELL. Yet say you are three Proseccos deep by 2pm on Christmas Day and they’ll be falling over themselves how sad it is that you can’t enjoy a get together without reaching for the drink and how your children’s dearest Christmas memories will be of mummy with a glass in her hand being too pissed to build Lego Hogwarts.
 
JarvisCockerSpaniel said:
They are hypocritical nut jobs, just now there’s a thread where they’re all tripping over themselves to say how normal it is to get sloshed at kid’s birthday parties.

‘very normal in my circles, I always served champagne, children barely know it’s their birthday before the age of five so thé party is for the adults anyway.

‘as long as the kids are safe and happy why begrudge a few wines between the parents?! Lighten up’

‘are you quite lacking in confidence OP? It seems like a weird thing to criticise, people having a few drinks at home while hosting a party!’

WHAT. THE. HELL. Yet say you are three Proseccos deep by 2pm on Christmas Day and they’ll be falling over themselves how sad it is that you can’t enjoy a get together without reaching for the drink and how your children’s dearest Christmas memories will be of mummy with a glass in her hand being too pissed to build Lego Hogwarts.
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It's champagne though dah-ling! To be sipped slowly or chucked into a plant in the Orangery. It's not really about alcohol, it's uncorked as a symbol of being considerably richer than yaw. Not like povvo juice... aka Prosecco, favoured by the 'live, laugh, love' lot who are too stupid and ill educated to understand moderation. Now where did I put my 'party bag' and straw. *Tinkly little double standard laugh*
 
CrimsonCountess said:
Ugh I've just read the last page of one of the threads and gone off it again as it's awful. They are all trying to one up each other with their theories and speculation, it's just so unnecessary

I was in a car crash last year that wasn't my fault, and involved 4 roads around the area being closed. Before I'd even been freed from the car there were posts all over Facebook about it. People speculating that I'd been speeding (I hadn't but the other driver had) people speculating that I was dead because there were so many emergency vehicles (obviously I wasn't but it was a complex rescue due to the nature of it). People were taking photos out of their windows, posting about how many sirens they heard and where they were going, all giving their idea of what they thought must have happened. A reporter for the town news website (basically a busy body that nobody likes) even drove out to the police corden to try and take photos of the scene to write an article about it. He was swiftly told where to go by the police

I'm waffling a bit haha but it was horrible having to see all that the next day. I was still trying to come to terms with it myself and trying to figure out what had happened, and having to see it all over Facebook was not a nice feeling at all. Especially seeing people blame me when there was nothing I could have done to avoid it. It also meant that I had to start contacting wider family and my boss to explain what had happened because some of them had heard about it by seeing posts online and recognised my car, rather than me getting the chance to digest it and then tell them when I was ready. And the only reason I assume they were doing that was for attention, because they wanted to be the ones in the know and be the ones telling people about something big that had happened without stopping for a minute to think that this is a real person and a real family involved
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I’m so sorry that happened to you.

A friend of mine had a nasty fall at home about five years ago and was unable to open his front door due to where he’d fallen and the only way to gain access was through his living room window which faced a major busy road so the paramedics had to phone the fire brigade to get in.

Some nosy neighbour got in contact with the local newspaper and they sent a reporter who was taking photos of the flats along with some rubberneckers, hoping they’d see him get stretchered out through the window. Lots of gossip about it too.

It was really awful and everyone was told to leave once the paramedics were able to get access to his flat.

I found the Nicola Bulley threads on Mumsnet distasteful.
 
'I keep coming back to this skirt lately. It just goes with everything.'

Ummm I'm not so certain about that:LOL:
 

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