Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

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The OnlyFans nanny is ill. How is MP going to cope? Did she leave baby Content with the sick nanny last night?
Yes of course she did, the baby is just a prop to her.

Spicy is telling her 13k followers that she's not going to be posting much. Does she think they are all hanging around waiting for her content to drop?
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I think Chin might have some kind of foot fetish - why else would you constantly get your trotters out like that? It’s not normal love.
Maybe that's why his shoes were undone - in action mode and ready to get his sausage toes out at the drop of a tent.
 
This pic is giving me strong Pat Butcher offering someone out for a fight vibes, I wouldn't duck with her.

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Hinge premium has me howling! The way she thinks she’s bagged such a big fish is just so funny. Babes, he’s a guy with two kids from a previous marriage, has maintenance and alimony liabilities and whatever else, is far from a looker and he’s not quite the finance bro they refer to in the song.

it cracks me up too. he’s literally just a man. i am sure poll doll is absolutely not wanting anymore tips from MP about how to bag an OtHErWoRLdLy love
 
Do you know my favourite part about those Getty image photos that they all pose for, like it’s some tiresome part of their “job” and they just have to do it?

No one is asking them to stand there.

You can just walk on by. I never, ever in all the tit I used to attend, mainly in the hope of a free bar, stood there and posed. But I did used to like watching the others do it, and be silently taking the piss.

Then I’d laugh again as they would up load it to instagram, with such bleeping self importance and delusion that they just HAD to have their photo taken as they were sooo well known.

bleeping joke, the lot of it.
 
Do you know my favourite part about those Getty image photos that they all pose for, like it’s some tiresome part of their “job” and they just have to do it?

No one is asking them to stand there.

You can just walk on by. I never, ever in all the tit I used to attend, mainly in the hope of a free bar, stood there and posed. But I did used to like watching the others do it, and be silently taking the piss.

Then I’d laugh again as they would up load it to instagram, with such bleeping self importance and delusion that they just HAD to have their photo taken as they were sooo well known.

bleeping joke, the lot of it.
You sound like such a nice, refreshing person, I hope one day you start a blog about your time in the that artificial world; all of us here would be glued to it!
 
Bollocks did she have mastitis! How long ago allegedly was that? Cos for one thing, you feel like crap for days, and another, your breasts are in agony and it fucks your breastfeeding schedule and is just a horrible time. If she’s just got over mastitis why is she gallivanting? Also if the nanny is on holiday and Chin is out, what random is watching the others and newborn? Never fails to amaze me who posh people let waltz in and out of their children’s lives.
 
You sound like such a nice, refreshing person, I hope one day you start a blog about your time in the that artificial world; all of us here would be glued to it!

Ah, thank you. That does make me laugh though as once-upon-an-insta following, I was the “nice, refreshing” person. Until I was no longer of use to any of them and I was chewed up, spat out, and thrown under a bus without a second thought.

You couldn’t pay me enough! (Well, you know, you could 🤣)
 
Oh FFS. She couldn’t give a sh*t about ‘Juliette’. She got those messages because her uncomfortable story contains an ableist term and ppl are rightly challenging that. MP would remove it it it was racist or homophobic but this says it all about her old fashioned attitude towards neurodiversity
 

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Do you know my favourite part about those Getty image photos that they all pose for, like it’s some tiresome part of their “job” and they just have to do it?

No one is asking them to stand there.

You can just walk on by. I never, ever in all the tit I used to attend, mainly in the hope of a free bar, stood there and posed. But I did used to like watching the others do it, and be silently taking the piss.

Then I’d laugh again as they would up load it to instagram, with such bleeping self importance and delusion that they just HAD to have their photo taken as they were sooo well known.

bleeping joke, the lot of it.

I did laugh at bit at the photos of the red carpet photo shoot as I was wondering if the photographers have to be told who all these randoms are. Is there a list of people invited to be photographed or can anyone just wander over and pay for the prints?
 
I did laugh at bit at the photos of the red carpet photo shoot as I was wondering if the photographers have to be told who all these randoms are. Is there a list of people invited to be photographed or can anyone just wander over and pay for the prints?

If you’ve been invited to attend, you can have your photo taken. No one gives a tit. Bunch of saddos. Even sadder that she’s then gone out of her way to find them and select the ones she likes to post on her own instagram, so stupid people believe the press took photos of her because she’s important.

I am aware the bitterness seeps out of me sometimes, but it does grate on me that I’m sat here, doing a tit job that I hate when I’d rather be with my children, and these pillocks who didn’t care what happened to me once they were done with me, are living the high life. Some days are hard.
 
If you’ve been invited to attend, you can have your photo taken. No one gives a tit. Bunch of saddos. Even sadder that she’s then gone out of her way to find them and select the ones she likes to post on her own instagram, so stupid people believe the press took photos of her because she’s important.

I am aware the bitterness seeps out of me sometimes, but it does grate on me that I’m sat here, doing a tit job that I hate when I’d rather be with my children, and these pillocks who didn’t care what happened to me once they were done with me, are living the high life. Some days are hard.
But you aren't setting your children up for a lifetime of mental health issues and they aren't living the high life. Every single moment is planned, faked or curated and absolutely everything is for attention. It's exceptionally sad.
 
Glad people are still keeping up these comments - this one will be deleted soon enough.
I find it so curious that she’s trying (badly) to champion a cause she clearly knows duck all about considering her awful gaff. It’s like the 2024 update of “invite the brown/black/disabled kids”.
especially considering she already has a living breathing and very topical social and cultural cause at home - her older daughter doesn’t seemingly follow gender stereotypes. I wonder if the reason why she isn’t campaigning for gender biases in very real terms of her own children is because The Ex has put his foot down.
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If you’ve been invited to attend, you can have your photo taken. No one gives a tit. Bunch of saddos. Even sadder that she’s then gone out of her way to find them and select the ones she likes to post on her own instagram, so stupid people believe the press took photos of her because she’s important.

I am aware the bitterness seeps out of me sometimes, but it does grate on me that I’m sat here, doing a tit job that I hate when I’d rather be with my children, and these pillocks who didn’t care what happened to me once they were done with me, are living the high life. Some days are hard.
You’ve been there so you know it’s all smoke and mirrors. You’re not addled (sorry for using Anna’s illustrious vocab) with the crippling addiction to social media validation. You’re actually living your life for you.
 
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