Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

[CausticYoda]

I'm assuming 'eldest' is Chin's kid. Stop referring to your boyfriends kids as part of your family Anna, you're his father's girlfriend of a year who got knocked up, he is not yet your stepson.

I’m pretty sure that’s actually Anna’s eldest daughter.

 

[Behelzabobs]

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What in the world am I even looking at here... Is this a shoe? A pop-sock and a shoe? A cloven hoof?!

This reminds me if the time I wore M&S stay up stockings, spent the night at my boyfriends then put them on inside out in a rush to get to work, had to fill up with petrol then felt them sliding down my legs, I just had to grit my teeth and brazenly walk with them flapping round my ankles into the petrol station to pay

 

[Happyparrot]

Crazy how Asperger’s has not been a diagnosis in the U.K. for a decade but her 6 year old is diagnosed as Asperger’s?

edit: just realised that the story is not hers, but sent to her by someone else, which explains why I was confused by the 6 year old boy reference! It looks like it wasn’t obvious to a lot of people in the comments as well, what a weird way to present someone else’s story.

That cheesy little story is just gross. She’s already the expert on flexible working, stigma breaking and blended families. She can now add magnanimous defender of ‘Aspergers’ kids to that. Yuck

 

[Wolf359]

Latest stories from the premiere - four hesitant camera flashes (who is she? Better get a shot just in case) illuminate the pathetic figure standing all alone, in an empty space, posing into the void.

 

[Mochalatte]

That cheesy little story is just gross. She’s already the expert on flexible working, stigma breaking and blended families. She can now add magnanimous defender of ‘Aspergers’ kids to that. Yuck

Absolutely zero context - just content for Anna? Weird story and very uncomfortable the language that was used.

 

[Stringyone]

Absolutely zero context - just content for Anna? Weird story and very uncomfortable the language that was used.

She’s posted one of these confusing stories from a random person before. Why is she doing this? Oh I see comments have now been turned off - good

 

[skronkywildcat]

He looks like Fenella the witch pondering her life choices.

 

[Stringyone]

8.5 months in - so not a preemie then Anna

 

[hattie20]

She’s posted one of these confusing stories from a random person before. Why is she doing this? Oh I see comments have now been turned off - good


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I wonder how long it will take for that comment to get zapped?

The mother’s meeting event post has gone too.

 

[windowlickinggood]

Just look at the chin on that

 

[Shimmering]

That dress does nothing for her

 

[Okgolightly]

If I knew her in real life I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from asking if the wind changed whilst she was doing that god awful pout and if that’s why her face is now permanently stuck that way

 

[Fingertoes]

If I knew her in real life I don’t think I’d be able to stop myself from asking if the wind changed whilst she was doing that god awful pout and if that’s why her face is now permanently stuck that way

If I knew her in real life I’d tell her she is being ridiculous and to fix up and be a parent to all her 3 girls.
I’d also tell her that her eyeliner is tit

 

[Tank Girl]

Surely he can afford new trousers cos those didn’t fit in a LONG time boy the undone rotten shoes are nearly as big an ICK as the sausagey pink fingers. He’s rank

 

[rogueapostrophe]

This dress does nothing for her but I guess Attique (whoever the duck they are) have gifted her a job lot of mumu tents so she has to keep repping them. Most unflattering for a broad gal like Fukka.

Her makeup looks exactly the same as she does it so what was the point? Could the make-up artist not hairspray down those three hairs sticking up or is that a homage to Alice Evans?

And staring wistfully at her gifted blinds whilst shoving all the furniture up one end of Content baby’s room is JOKES.

I did actually snort out loud on the train just now at the story of the hold-ups falling down at the petrol station

 

[SharkAttack]

‘A job lot of mum tents’ has cheered me right up!

 

[Howdy]

I just keep thinking she must be totally exhausted. How is she keeping up with all this with a newborn?! I know she has some help but it seems an awful lot.

 

[fishsticks]

I just keep thinking she must be totally exhausted. How is she keeping up with all this with a newborn?! I know she has some help but it seems an awful lot.

I'm really hoping this is sarcasm..............

 

[rogueapostrophe]

I'm really hoping this is sarcasm..............

Maybe Spicy Poppins gives her a spoonful of sugar throughout the day to keep her energy levels up.

 

[Antonina]

The OnlyFans nanny is ill. How is MP going to cope? Did she leave baby Content with the sick nanny last night?