Mother Pukka #8 Everything is a lie, isn’t it?

[Astyanax]

She’s lovingly gazing at Chin and he’s looking at the camera!

 

[rogueapostrophe]

She's such a Pick Me the way she's always staring adoringly at Chin whereas he looks like he couldn't really give a duck about her.

Spicy Poppins must be back from holiday to look after Baby Content?

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Why does she always do this pose with him looking up adoringly, while he always looks like he’s got one eye on the exits

 

[Wolf359]

HIs body language always looks like he's desperate to run away! In every pic of them, she's gazing adoringly up at him and he's stoically staring straight ahead like he's trying to send subliminal help signals to whoever's watching.

 

[windowlickinggood]

Quick shove the chair in the photo so I can # two freebies at once!! All the furniture pushed together

What a boringly bland room. Presumably awaiting some #gifted decor

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

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What in the world am I even looking at here... Is this a shoe? A pop-sock and a shoe? A cloven hoof?!

This look reminds of what happens when hold up stockings no longer stay up!

 

[LeonoreGuest]

He's really not a looker, is he? Hinge Premium, my arse.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

This look reminds of what happens when hold up stockings no longer stay up!

It does actually look like hold ups that have fallen down. She’s gonna get bunions if she keeps shoehorning her feet into those strappy shoes. Can’t imagine Hinge Premium will tolerate her having a bunion op, he won’t find that sexy at all when she’s laid up on her back (but not in the fun way)
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When she says “Night out with the eldest” is she referring to chin or the kid? Is that chins kid?

 

[rainbowlemon]

So she’s got:
1. flu
2. mastitis
3. PND?

Also, Poodle and Blonde?? Who comes up with these names?

The influencer Africa Daley-Clarke @thevitamindproject did a collab with them and had the founder on her podcast. She said she spent £1200 on their wallpaper for her hallway. They are a pricer brand and the wallpaper is currently £160 a roll.

 

[chirpycheapcheap]

His chin gets bigger every time we see him!

 

[petitspois]

He looks like he’s got someone else’s trousers on and hasn’t done his shoes up.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Quick shove the chair in the photo so I can # two freebies at once!! All the furniture pushed together

I was going to post this picture.

 

[lucylucyapplejuicy]

looks like socks and sandals is here to stay
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Anna- ‘Olly darling make The Face for the camera please, I love you so much I love you I love you, you are my soulmate, look at my tits!’

Olly-

 

[pennypinchpam]

He's really not a looker, is he? Hinge Premium, my arse.

Hinge premium has me howling! The way she thinks she’s bagged such a big fish is just so funny. Babes, he’s a guy with two kids from a previous marriage, has maintenance and alimony liabilities and whatever else, is far from a looker and he’s not quite the finance bro they refer to in the song.

 

[Maria1]

I'm assuming 'eldest' is Chin's kid. Stop referring to your boyfriends kids as part of your family Anna, you're his father's girlfriend of a year who got knocked up, he is not yet your stepson.
Honestly, it's all about her and I will howl when Chin leaves her high and dry.

 

[Roxytoxin]

He always looks sooooo awkward like he really isn’t into having his photo taken. It will never last!

 

[lodgequeen]

duck me you could carve your turkey on that chin.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

 

[Yoyolady]

Content Baby really is just a prop. Any pic she has with her in it the focus is entirely on Anna and her eye bleeping the camera. Poor baby.

 

[SharkAttack]

The power balance is all off. She always looks so desperately keen and he always looks hideously uncomfortable and keen to scarper.

*He also looks just like Desperate Dan (minus the smile)