Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich

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MensaBarbie1985 said:
not going to lie I thought I was well prepared as I was a right little hoebag in my younger days (wannabe glamour model, you’d never guess I’ve been on mastermind since 😂) but no, it was like nothing in this world…

I feel like this is a safe space (despite my blatant whore-ism outing myself) so would like to add that the next morning he woke me up with the immortal line… ‘do you want to kiss my cock?’ 🙈🙈🙈
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keylimepie said:
Is @calmyourritas still in the house as we are going to need another new thread soon 😂
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We need to think about titles and polls to make her life a bit easier.

Btw, I'm not an instahoe but I've started to follow all the German players from the NT I wasn't following (Timo included, sorry Timo) because I'll see them on Friday and I don't know, just felt like doing it. One has the same last name as me. I hope he doesn't think I'm his cousin or something like that :ROFLMAO:
 
Chani10 said:
We need to think about titles and polls to make her life a bit easier.

Btw, I'm not an instahoe but I've started to follow all the German players from the NT I wasn't following (Timo included, sorry Timo) because I'll see them on Friday and I don't know, just felt like doing it. One has the same last name as me. I hope he doesn't think I'm his cousin or something like that :ROFLMAO:
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I think Timo would be great on a night out too!!

You’ll have to teach me some German so I can try get his and Kai’s attention at the City game!

Send me your instagram handle and I’ll fire it over to them on a paper aeroplane shouting MY GERMAN FRIEND LIKES YOU
 
Chani10 said:
We need to think about titles and polls to make her life a bit easier.

Btw, I'm not an instahoe but I've started to follow all the German players from the NT I wasn't following (Timo included, sorry Timo) because I'll see them on Friday and I don't know, just felt like doing it. One has the same last name as me. I hope he doesn't think I'm his cousin or something like that :ROFLMAO:
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Any other fit German players we should take note of?
 
jflurker93 said:
I think Timo would be great on a night out too!!
You’ll have to teach me some German so I can try get his and Kai’s attention at the City game!
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I'm sorry...try get Kai's attention? Why would you do that? :unsure::ROFLMAO:
I'll teach you the basics.

GGina said:
Any other fit German players we should take note of?
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Goretzka, Kimmich, ...
Fuck. I just realized German Little Phill is part of the senior team now 🙈 Well, I'll see him soon then...
 
I can’t believe I admitted to wanting to be an insta hoe, but I don’t think I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️
I’ve two nights in London coming up and was hoping I could do a bit of Mase stalking but I sadly don’t have £2k to splash on a table on a table! Any other ways in greatly appreciated…

I did shag a pro footballer once but he was definitely not premier league. The team anyway, the sex was magical! Especially when he was 22 and me 33 😂

By the way I’m Arsenal fan so usually hate Chelsea 😂 also hence the titi and Freddie comments previously…
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
I can’t believe I admitted to wanting to be an insta hoe, but I don’t think I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️
I’ve two nights in London coming up and was hoping I could do a bit of Mase stalking but I sadly don’t have £2k to splash on a table on a table! Any other ways in greatly appreciated…

I did shag a pro footballer once but he was definitely not premier league. The team anyway, the sex was magical! Especially when he was 22 and me 33 😂

By the way I’m Arsenal fan so usually hate Chelsea 😂 also hence the titi and Freddie comments previously…
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I did see something that you can pay on the door 🤣 worth a try 🤷‍♀️
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
I can’t believe I admitted to wanting to be an insta hoe, but I don’t think I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️
I’ve two nights in London coming up and was hoping I could do a bit of Mase stalking but I sadly don’t have £2k to splash on a table on a table! Any other ways in greatly appreciated…

I did shag a pro footballer once but he was definitely not premier league. The team anyway, the sex was magical! Especially when he was 22 and me 33 😂

By the way I’m Arsenal fan so usually hate Chelsea 😂 also hence the titi and Freddie comments previously…
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MensaBarbie1985 said:
I can’t believe I admitted to wanting to be an insta hoe, but I don’t think I’m sorry 🤷‍♀️
I’ve two nights in London coming up and was hoping I could do a bit of Mase stalking but I sadly don’t have £2k to splash on a table on a table! Any other ways in greatly appreciated…

I did shag a pro footballer once but he was definitely not premier league. The team anyway, the sex was magical! Especially when he was 22 and me 33 😂

By the way I’m Arsenal fan so usually hate Chelsea 😂 also hence the titi and Freddie comments previously…
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Girl, it’s a lush life 🤣 free clothes and free food alongside being noticed by blue ticks, do it!! I still have a full time job so I’m not a full insta hoe just as a disclaimer btw!
 
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