Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich


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I don't know why but I can't stand Ben Shepherd 😂🙊
Hahaha he was actually VERY nice in real life! My identity is out I’m sorry 🤣 Mrs Hinch please don’t come for me. Mase, if you’re lurking this is me 👋
Ps. I wouldn’t never wear this top. The wardrobe was VERY strict and I was limited to Green/Yellow or Red. And I will let you all know when my episode is due to air 🤣

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Omg every woman he breathes near is getting ruined by the teens. He should come with a health warning ☠☠☠☠
I actually feel sorry for them 😳
 
You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms
I hate it when we are right 😂😂


Hahaha he was actually VERY nice in real life! My identity is out I’m sorry 🤣 Mrs Hinch please don’t come for me. Mase, if you’re lurking this is me 👋
Ps. I wouldn’t never wear this top. The wardrobe was VERY strict and I was limited to Green/Yellow or Red. And I will let you all know when my episode is due to air 🤣

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I actually feel sorry for them 😳
Another beaut 😘😘
 
You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms
No way has she had to turn off her comments 😭 poor girl hahaha Christ

No, I feel bad for her now. Those teens really need to be controlled. I dread to think about the poor girl he ends up dating. They will try to make her life hell. Every single woman he talks/knows/works with him is going to get that pack of rabid dogs on every social media.
I know we joke about them instahoes and various girls but none of us would do anything like those kids are doing. They need limits.
 
Hahaha he was actually VERY nice in real life! My identity is out I’m sorry 🤣 Mrs Hinch please don’t come for me. Mase, if you’re lurking this is me 👋
Ps. I wouldn’t never wear this top. The wardrobe was VERY strict and I was limited to Green/Yellow or Red. And I will let you all know when my episode is due to air 🤣

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I actually feel sorry for them 😳
Hi beaut! I’m absolutely buzzing for your episode I can’t lie 🤣
 
No, I feel bad for her now. Those teens really need to be controlled. I dread to think about the poor girl he ends up dating. They will try to make her life hell. Every single woman he talks/knows/works with him is going to get that pack of rabid dogs on every social media.
I know we joke about them instahoes and various girls but none of us would do anything like those kids are doing. They need limits.
It makes me laugh because you see them all on TikTok saying him and cl hoe were “adorable” and “should get back together” but imagine if they actually did 😳 they would fume!
 
'logistical nightmare' :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: I've had a few of these, why do the big dick guys always come after us little 5'nothing girls 😭

not going to lie I thought I was well prepared as I was a right little hoebag in my younger days (wannabe glamour model, you’d never guess I’ve been on mastermind since 😂) but no, it was like nothing in this world…

I feel like this is a safe space (despite my blatant whore-ism outing myself) so would like to add that the next morning he woke me up with the immortal line… ‘do you want to kiss my cock?’ 🙈🙈🙈
 
Hahaha he was actually VERY nice in real life! My identity is out I’m sorry 🤣 Mrs Hinch please don’t come for me. Mase, if you’re lurking this is me 👋
Ps. I wouldn’t never wear this top. The wardrobe was VERY strict and I was limited to Green/Yellow or Red. And I will let you all know when my episode is due to air 🤣

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I actually feel sorry for them 😳

He just comes across as smarmy to me! And christ, he's aged! 🙊
 
I had monster German bratwurst and that hurt like a bitch for days. It was good at the time but afterwards it was sore 😂
Now my face is out there… ever since we started talking about German sausages earlier I was dying to share this massive Brattwurst I got my chops round in Berlin a few years back
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He just comes across as smarmy to me! And christ, he's aged! 🙊
I know! I don’t know what editing they do on TV because he never normally looks this haggard. Or it could be the fact it was 06:45am and he was SHATTERED
 
not going to lie I thought I was well prepared as I was a right little hoebag in my younger days (wannabe glamour model, you’d never guess I’ve been on mastermind since 😂) but no, it was like nothing in this world…

I feel like this is a safe space (despite my blatant whore-ism outing myself) so would like to add that the next morning he woke me up with the immortal line… ‘do you want to kiss my cock?’ 🙈🙈🙈

Hahahahaha that’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
 
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