Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

[keylimepie]

I mean in fairness he’d probably think it was a 12 year old girl. Sending a GIF, not sure what I was thinking

Send him a tit pic next time

 

[nellyloz123]

The night in question. I don’t mind posting pics of myself since I was stupid enough to make my username the same as my Instagram handle

You make a good looking couple

 

[Eden246]

Send him a tit pic next time

Might have to send it to Tony and get him to put in a good word for me

 

[keylimepie]

Might have to send it to Tony and get him to put in a good word for me

Is Tony on insta?? I might have to do that myself

 

[nellyloz123]

what can I say? I’m a tattle whore and proud I’ve done worse on the internet

I just remain secretive for now in case Mrs Hinch finds out that I called her annoying and un-relatable on her thread

 

[PunkRocker]

haha it’s all on video too, can’t really crop that but here’s Liam looking exceptionally happy with me

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A few of my friends actually knows Alex Turner @PunkRocker as they’re in a band themselves but never had the in to meet him myself! Very jealous that he may have laid eyes on you, he is god!!!

Those few seconds of eye contact we shared were some of the best in my life If you ever get that in, please take me with you! he's a shadow of his former self but 18 year old me is still gagging for it!

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

You make a good looking couple

sadly I couldn’t commit to getting that ruined every day of my life

 

[jflurker93]

I was at a festival and asked the singer of Architects for a photo. And then I started to flirt with him and he politely rejected me and left...to go with his girlfriend who saw the whole thing
I didn't know he had one, ok? She is now married to someone else. Should have come with me, Sam.

Sam Carter would get it!!!
Feel like me and you could be real life besties

 

[keylimepie]

I just remain secretive for now in case Mrs Hinch finds out that I called her annoying and un-relatable on her thread

Hinch is a cunt. I wouldn’t worry about it

 

[nellyloz123]

Send him a tit pic next time

If I sent him my tits he would still think it’s a 12 year old with these pancakes

 

[Tabbytiger]

I feel like I have a very ordinary life compared with you lot

 

[Smca53]

You’re absolutely gorgeous

Seconded! @MensaBarbie1985

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

You’re absolutely gorgeous

I’d just like to add I’m not longer than blonde or that orange

 

[Chani10]

Sam Carter would get it!!!
Feel like me and you could be real life besties

Yup
I mean, I was just trying to be normal but he's so hot and was all sweaty after the show. I'm human!

 

[nellyloz123]

Omg I forgot I have a piccy with Ben Shepherd after our flirty eye contact exchange

 

[irishgal2013]

You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms

 

[PunkRocker]

Omg I forgot I have a piccy with Ben Shepherd after our flirty eye contact exchange

I don't know why but I can't stand Ben Shepherd

 

[GGina]

You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms

Omg every woman he breathes near is getting ruined by the teens. He should come with a health warning ☠☠☠☠

 

[Chani10]

You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms

So...he doesn't like blondes?
That's it, I'm DMing Kepa. I hate you, Mason!


Kidding

 

[Tabbytiger]

You can thank me later. Plant girl went live on IG. Nothing with her and mason, both from Portsmouth and went to school together. Asking people “not to make it weird”. Definitely had the teens in her dms