Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

[calmyourritas]

 

[jflurker93]

Ok those gif’s are delicious, the first one is him staring at me telling me how much he loves me.

Just off to drive to liverpool to see my other love, see you on the flip side bitches. Can you all manifest me meeting Oli for me please xxxx

PS. One of the builders is actually quite cute and keeps talking to me, hope he’s back tomorrow I might offer him a brew

 

[MrsGrealish]

Exactly. I’m a loyal hoe


what use could you make of limbless Mase. You would have to be useful for him.

I'd be his agent and send him around schools and give talks about the perils of unsafe sex.

 

[Chani10]

Mason must be happy there’s a small group of women who who still love him if he was a limbless, penniless, gonorrhoea ridden father of 4. FBC’s unconditional love that is

It's not easy to find amazing people like us.
Some of us also feel the same way about Kepa and Kai, by the way ❤

 

[keylimepie]

I'd be his agent and send him around schools and give talks about the perils of unsafe sex.

Just put him outside the local family planning centre next to his four kids with a sign saying this is what sex can do to you

Ok those gif’s are delicious, the first one is him staring at me telling me how much he loves me.

Just off to drive to liverpool to see my other love, see you on the flip side bitches. Can you all manifest me meeting Oli for me please xxxx

PS. One of the builders is actually quite cute and keeps talking to me, hope he’s back tomorrow I might offer him a brew

Have a lovely time and I hope you get Oli snogs

 

[MrsGrealish]

Just put him outside the local family planning centre next to his four kids with a sign saying this is what sex can do to you

With a little pot for spare change.

 

[keylimepie]

With a little pot for spare change.

You will need it to top up the £3 a week. There’s 4 kids to feed

 

[MrsGrealish]

You will need it to top up the £3 a week. There’s 4 kids to feed

5. I'm I'm bringing one kid into this relationship.

 

[keylimepie]

5. I'm I'm bringing one kid into this relationship.

Even more reason for the pot! If you ask nicely Debbie might increase his allowance to £5.

 

[MrsGrealish]

Even more reason for the pot! If you ask nicely Debbie might increase his allowance to £5.

We'll get him on the sick so it'll be fine.

 

[Rhi-I-Am]

Same. I've fucked off work for the rest of the day.

I don’t blame you , I skived off an hour early cause I couldn’t put up with my colleague any longer

 

[Tabbytiger]

Work has me just about ready to slam my head into a brick wall
Yet again doing my own job and somebody else’s
I’d probably take a bout of limb rotting gonnorhea over this tbh!

 

[MrsGrealish]

I don’t blame you , I skived off an hour early cause I couldn’t put up with my colleague any longer

I've had a banging headache since friday and I'm fucked. I've worked my arse off lately and not had a sick day this year so fuck em.

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Thank you. I seriously feel as though I’ve been railed by David Haye’s monster dick up the arse. Glad you managed to get out of work now!

Please don't induce my PTSD haha!

 

[GGina]

Why do I find this pic of Dec sooo funny

 

[calmyourritas]

New thread darlings

Mason Mount #21 Somehow Mase ended up with no limbs but the FBC are off to Wyld London, bring on the Pimms!

Sorry I have no idea who suggested this title… but thank you whoever you were 🤍🤍 Welcome 👋 Recap of previous thread: ⚽️ Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9% Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%...

tattle.life

 

[Smca53]

Why do I find this pic of Dec sooo funny

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Spicy got the fluffy hair memo…. He continues to grow on me a lot

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Actually think you’ll need to quit your job soon…. Full time FBC