Mason Mount #20 The FBC have dug out the parkas, c’mon Mase get yourself starkers

Best non England player shag? TOP 3. (Pretty sure I know which way this is going to go).

  • Schmeichel

  • Havertz

  • Pulisic

  • Hazard

  • Trapp

  • Kepa

  • Skjaer

  • Neuer

  • Lorrente

  • Kimmich

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keylimepie said:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolute legend! He should have taken you up on your offer though!
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I totally agree but alas, I’m still unread. Since bloody August!!! Come on Mason, sort it out.
 

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QueenL said:
Now that we are confessing, I sent one to Kepa last year after one of the times people were saying awful things about him and I was feeling really sorry about the situation, so nothing horny at all, it was just something along the lines of "I'm sorry about what's going on right now. Those of us that have seen you play for Athletic know that you are a great keeper; have faith, everything will be ok in the future" but in Spanish.
I knew before sending it that he probably would never read it, and I was right. I forgot about it and like 3 months later I remember, checked it, he hadn't read it and I just deleted it.
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Kepa hasn't replied to my birthday DM either, quite rude really considering I even used google translate for him :rolleyes:
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
we were reminiscing about our ‘one night in Ibiza’ - this was fairly recently but I’m sure he has a girlfriend now. Also as per my previous post I’m not sure my insides could cope with round 2 😂

I’ve also had a bit of a FWB situation with a game of thrones actor who used to be in brookside… he knows how to take care of his women 👌🏼

sorry derailing slightly!😅
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Omg have you shagged David Haye?!
 
MensaBarbie1985 said:
we were reminiscing about our ‘one night in Ibiza’ - this was fairly recently but I’m sure he has a girlfriend now. Also as per my previous post I’m not sure my insides could cope with round 2 😂

I’ve also had a bit of a FWB situation with a game of thrones actor who used to be in brookside… he knows how to take care of his women 👌🏼

sorry derailing slightly!😅
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Today I’ve learnt that David Haye would probably destroy my vagina 😂 Fair play to you though!
 
nellyloz123 said:
I know who the Courteeners are! Omg that sounds like an experience and a half. I’d love that
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haha it’s all on video too, can’t really crop that but here’s Liam looking exceptionally happy with me 😂

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A few of my friends actually knows Alex Turner @PunkRocker as they’re in a band themselves but never had the in to meet him myself! Very jealous that he may have laid eyes on you, he is god!!!
 
nellyloz123 said:
I went to a Jedward gig once and was front row. It can’t get any worse than that
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
I was at a festival and asked the singer of Architects for a photo. And then I started to flirt with him and he politely rejected me and left...to go with his girlfriend who saw the whole thing :ROFLMAO:
I didn't know he had one, ok? She is now married to someone else. Should have come with me, Sam.
 
keylimepie said:
Today I’ve learnt that David Haye would probably destroy my vagina 😂 Fair play to you though!
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Pork Sword Klaxon 🚨

jflurker93 said:
haha it’s all on video too, can’t really crop that but here’s Liam looking exceptionally happy with me 😂

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A few of my friends actually knows Alex Turner @PunkRocker as they’re in a band themselves but never had the in to meet him myself! Very jealous that he may have laid eyes on you, he is god!!!
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He’s actually quite fit 😍
 
Chani10 said:
He was probably scared on any message on social media back then, honestly 🙈 I can only imagine the kind of crap he had to deal with.

So you're saying I should message Sancho again? I'll start mentioning my age :ROFLMAO:
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Yes, totally, that's why I thought he might not even read it. But back then I was just thinking that typing some nice words, didn't cost me anything, and having some nice words amongst all that hate couldn't hurt. I'm glad his situation at the club has changed so much since TT arrived.
To be fair, sending DM's or similar is something so uncharacteristic of me (might not appear so, but I'm quite shy in real life, at least until I know the person) so I don't think it will ever happen again!

And yes! You do, and sneakily drop your age. I'm sure he won't say no, I really think that one has a harem too.
 
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