MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Thank(space)you]

I used to watch MAFS with a guy I dated now I watch it all alone

Layton how are you so rich but so dumb

 

[NoTeaHere]

This proves my point. That was genuinely his stupid idea!

 

[malibu skies]

Someone get this man away from the animals!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Shes got quite the round of houses if shes selling the Avon and getting that much!

 

[malibu skies]

I used to watch MAFS with a guy I dated now I watch it all alone

He doesn’t deserve to watch it with you and enjoy your witty commentary

 

[Zulkraa]

I can’t stand Layton’s hands they creep me out! (I’m a hands person!)

Melissa would be better being what’s known as a “hotwife” her sex pest sexual needs would be well and truly met.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Could he not of just gone to the shop and bought some matches rather than almost burn the place down?

 

[G&Tjustforme]

Few mins behind… had to make a cuppa!! Bloody Nora The Versace Hotel was wasted on Shazza!!!

 

[Now I get it]

Leyton

 

[malibu skies]

FFS SHANNON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW

 

[Aussie]

I bet his ex is pregnant with his child!

 

[Miss Begotten]

I can’t stand Layton’s hands they creep me out! (I’m a hands person!)

Melissa would be better being what’s known as a “hotwife” her sex pest sexual needs would be well and truly met.

I don’t know why she doesn’t just rent herself a hot young gentleman who charges by the hour.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Bloody hell WIFi fod what have you done now?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

duck sakes what else can Shannon have to say

 

[Kas01980]

WTF is he trying to do!!!!!!

 

[aimzalicious]

Poor Caitlin sobbing again in the preview what the duck could Mr Mercury possibly have done now?!

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh whats the beetroot coloured pillock done now?! Seriously Caitlin just save yourself some time and wash your hands of the creepy manchild, just write leave next time.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Ffs just catching up as this thread is always so good I can’t skip ahead what more can Mercury Man admit to ffs he’s such a prick I really don’t like him.

 

[Don’tStart]

That bastard Shannon

 

[Aussie]

Could he not of just gone to the shop and bought some matches rather than almost burn the place down?

Absolute dipshit