MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Miss Begotten]

I've just had a crunchie for this exact reason and considering cracking open my emergency bottle of wine

Hold on to the fact that cake, crunchies and wine are (a) bloody lovely and (b) infinitely preferable to a HUGE number of twatty men.

 

[Now I get it]

He is like a flipping child in year 7 trying to impress a year 8...

 

[Aussie]

Omg a Parma

 

[NoTeaHere]

I bet it’s like when I found out I’d been lied to over the Why Don’t You? Tv Show as a kid. All the actual viewers suggestions were dull. The producers just pretended kids had great ideas. (Not that they’re that great here!) and yes I realise most people won’t know what I’m waffling about

 

[Kas01980]

Shannon looks like he's been on a 4 day crack binge with no sleep

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Wait Australia like Parmos too?

 

[Miss Begotten]

bleeping hell. Her bar must be on the bloody floor. She’d be way better off with some cake.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh christ the bar is low with Caitlin bless her, and his accents are ridiculous!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The stupid twit.

 

[Aussie]

Wait Australia like Parmos too?

Absofuckinglutely

 

[ElektraWintour]

Oh Layton only horizontal bread goes in the toaster!

 

[Now I get it]

 

[malibu skies]

He should have stuck to making horizontal toast with the toaster

 

[docmum]

ITS A HORIZONTAL TOASTER

 

[aimzalicious]

This man tried to light paper with a toaster. An actual CEO.

 

[EnoughAlready]

bleeping hell. Her bar must be on the bloody floor. She’d be way better off with some cake.

Great minds!

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Ladies after listening to Layton I can confirm that WE ARE ALL DOOMED

 

[Miss Begotten]

He tried to light candles by putting a knife in the toaster?! WTF?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I can only imagine the smell with him shoving a knife in the burning toaster .

 

[Hellofish]

Wow Layton doesn't have any common sense...