MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[docmum]

Mel is joint second on my tit list with Shannon Harrison is so far ahead he’s practically in a league of his own..

 

[crispycrunch]

Right if you go quiet I’m going to worry you’ve electrocuted yourself.

It'd bring some spark into my life

 

[NoTeaHere]

Darnit I want haribos now

 

[Don’tStart]

Does anyone else think Melissa looks like Melanie from Neighbours ?

 

[Kas01980]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?

Hell yes, because you'll make me feel less ashamed of woofing 4 M&S All Butter Triple Choc cookies in a row

 

[docmum]

He just did an Irish accent

 

[Miss Begotten]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?

Always.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?

I've just had a crunchie for this exact reason and considering cracking open my emergency bottle of wine

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I need to see Shannon’s birth certificate this man is not 30.

 

[Noppa]

I hope he keep the candles away from his face, he’ll start going even redder

 

[malibu skies]

Candles in the shape of a heart - yeah, that’ll make up for shagging your ex a week before your wedding

 

[Princess of Scots]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?

Damn same. Any time I see that clip with Jesse and Claire hugging it just reminds me of how long it's been without any physical contact.

He just did an Irish accent ☠

He's a knob

 

[EnoughAlready]

Yeah some tealights and food you haven't even cooked yourself is going to make her forget that you still love your ex mate arent they.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s going to drop it isn’t he?

 

[aimzalicious]

He picked up food from some Irish bar? What the duck could it possibly be, its basically the equivalent of a Spoons meal

 

[Scotch Mist]

Why didn't Shannon order a takeaway

 

[Aussie]

Candles in the shape of a heart - yeah, that’ll make up for shagging your ex a week before your wedding

It really screams romance

 

[happylife32]

Is Shannon on something?! His eyes omg

 

[malibu skies]

If this is him trying, I’d hate to see what his bare minimum effort looks like

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s spelt her name wrong