MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[G&Tjustforme]

Yay pointless rocks

 

[ElektraWintour]

Tbh I think I’m Jesse in this situation

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Why doesn’t she just stop forcing the crystal thing? he doesn’t like it and that’s ok lol

 

[aimzalicious]

I wish Diagnosis123 was watching this series so they could make a zoom in gif of Jesse's terrifying crystal face

 

[NoTeaHere]

I love a jasper

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Spencer Pratt is desperate to enter the crystal chat ...

 

[noseybirdxo]

I have no doubt that Jessie is and has been a bit of dick. But I think I kind of like him, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him come out looking better than he does

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jesse is trying. Extremely trying.

Oh my god she’s going to sage him like that lunatic tried to sage the horrible red American with the weird ears. And look how well that turned out.

 

[aimzalicious]

I'm still simping for the Jesse character development arc tbh

 

[Webster1357]

I’m here! Ah I see nobody missed me Mr Webster wouldn’t stop talking to me about handbags wtf

 

[docmum]

I don’t get Jesse at all. Was he just on a massive come down for the honeymoon?!

 

[crispycrunch]

I have no doubt that Jessie is and has been a bit of dick. But I think I kind of like him, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him come out looking better than he does

 

[Thank(space)you]

I mean, I'd have a great time there but I'd not force someone who's not into it to go with me. I'm glad he took it well though.

 

[EnoughAlready]

This is quite some redemption arc poundland Brand is having, he went near the icky crystals and didn't combust or cry!

 

[noseybirdxo]

I wish Diagnosis123 was watching this series so they could make a zoom in gif of Jesse's terrifying crystal face

omg where is @Diagnosis123 ?!?!?!??

 

[Zulkraa]

Spencer Pratt is desperate to enter the crystal chat ...

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?

I feel you girl same here

 

[Kas01980]

I have no doubt that Jessie is and has been a bit of dick. But I think I kind of like him, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him come out looking better than he does

I actually WANT them to work

 

[Miss Begotten]

Old patterns?
She’s known Floppy for about 10 minutes and he’s been an utter tit for all 10 of them. Silly witch.

 

[Now I get it]

I’m here! Ah I see nobody missed me Mr Webster wouldn’t stop talking to me about handbags wtf

I missed you @Webster1357