MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[Thank(space)you]

Another bombshell?! duck me someone wants his air time

My heart broke for Caitlin then, I think we can all relate to that feeling

 

[Kas01980]

Ooohhhh Shannon. The gift that keeps on giving

 

[aimzalicious]

The amount of nicknames we all just threw out for Shannon hahahha

WiFi Fod
Mr Mercury
Beetroot Faced Pillock
Mercury Man

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I don’t know which nickname I prefer Mr Mercury or beetroot coloured pillock

 

[Hellofish]

Surely Shannon/caitlin can't last longer than this

The Disney ad now reminds me of Josh...

 

[Now I get it]

I don’t know why she doesn’t just rent herself a hot young gentleman who charges by the hour.

I'll be keeping an eye out for the hands

 

[NoTeaHere]

Melissa would be better being what’s known as a “hotwife” her sex pest sexual needs would be well and truly met.

I read that in my head to the tune of Parklife. Which reminded of the UK one’s Parkwife.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ffs just catching up as this thread is always so good I can’t skip ahead what more can Mercury Man admit to ffs he’s such a prick I really don’t like him.

All the men this season are AWFUL. They’re either wet farts or psychopaths.

 

[Now I get it]

I don’t know which nickname I prefer Mr Mercury or beetroot coloured pillock

Mercury for sure! Holidays in mercury

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

WTF is he trying to do!!!!!!

Trying to rival Harrison for biggest cock…..and not in the way thirsty Mel cares for

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Shannon coming back from the restaurant

 

[Now I get it]

Where you at @Clovis ???

 

[Don’tStart]

Oh whats the beetroot coloured pillock done now?! Seriously Caitlin just save yourself some time and wash your hands of the creepy manchild, just write leave next time.

Beetroot pillock

 

[EnoughAlready]

Mercury for sure! Holidays in mercury

I will fight you!

 

[Miss Begotten]

She’s taking him to a crystal shop!
Serves the twit right.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

He’s changed. He’s going crystal shopping.

 

[crispycrunch]

Ffssssssss crystals. Its gonna kick off and he'll have a bleeping face on

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Claire stretching out in a comfy bed all to herself is only encouraging people to stay single in my opinion.

 

[EnoughAlready]

When i tell you i let out a hearty cackle, the frigging crystal gallery!

 

[happylife32]

Nah this is set up. Ofc it’s a crystal shop lol