MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #5 Only way is up? Mel's list "Oral, 69, missionary, doggy and bins

[crispycrunch]

@Aussie & @crispycrunch where are you?

Laptop was dying. So have extension lead in the bathroom

 

[unidentified]

God I would absolutely jump Duncan’s bones. He is a beautiful man

 

[Aussie]

@Aussie & @crispycrunch where are you?

Here love

 

[noseybirdxo]

SPEAK MY TROOOOOOOOOOF

 

[Kas01980]

I cannot see the appeal of Dunking at all.
My iPad keeps autocorrecting Duncan, but I like it.

A dunking from Duncan

 

[docmum]

Alyssa has a child as well doesn’t she?

 

[Don’tStart]

I would like to know the Mormon lady’s logic behind being reluctant to sleep with her husband but is more than happy to sleep with someone else’s

 

[Catt]

Why are the adverts so bloody repetitive when you watch on the app? So frustrating!

 

[Now I get it]

She is alone with a bag of toys???
And does not know what to do??
Mel??

 

[Miss Begotten]

I would like to know the Mormon lady’s logic in being reluctant to sleep with her husband but is more than happy to sleep with someone else’s

 

[Kas01980]

HalleLUUUUjah. Literally my favourite Josh moment

 

[docmum]

Unused sex toys. Yeh right

 

[EnoughAlready]

Did that dirty get just eat a fly?! (Farmers wife ad)

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Laptop was dying. So have extension lead in the bathroom

Right if you go quiet I’m going to worry you’ve electrocuted yourself.

 

[malibu skies]

That Nando’s advert makes me feel ancient

 

[Miss Begotten]

HalleLUUUUjah. Literally my favourite Josh moment

I think at this point he’s so repulsed by Melissa that his genitals have actually retracted back inside his body.

 

[Kas01980]

Laptop was dying. So have extension lead in the bathroom

Jeeezz...no toasters I hope? (Including horizontal ones)

 

[Scotch Mist]

Sort your roots out Mel

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

That Estrid ad is going to over take Nando’s and Nationwide before long.

 

[malibu skies]

Cringey as it may be, intimacy week is making me feel extra single and lonely. Is it acceptable to have another piece of cake?