Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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My nomination for the coveted Shitpuffin Award is the admiring looks she gives herself while having her hair washed AND I know exactly why she likes this angle - her jowls and the marbles in her cheeks disappear.
 

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I was watching Ali's recent 'unrealistic week in my life' vlog, and what a difference between Ali and Lydia when they drink alcohol. Especially when they are invited away to stay at hotels, eat at restaurants and attend events hosted by brands/sponsors. It stood out to me on this trip Ali went on, only because I was comparing Lydia's behaviour when she has been away sponsored by brands or invited to hotels and accomodation, and there is alcohol provided, it's notably different.

Where Ali was there was an abundance of food and wine/champagne flowing, served at each and every meal provided. Ali definitely indulged and did partake in wine drinking, and I know it was all free, but he didn't over indulge or over do it to the point of making a fool of himself, he was measured and civilized thruout, knew the difference between enough and too much (from what was filmed anyway). But going by what was filmed and showing all the socialising and gatherings he attended, he seemed respectful and his behaviour wasn't rowdy, loud or obnoxious displaying behaviour of drunkeness or acting foolish.

Never saw him carrying a bottle of alcohol in hand and glasses filled with wine, traipsing all over the hotel grounds getting sloshed acting embarrassingly immature, or cackling loud and overbearing at any of the events, unlike Lydia has been known to. The difference between Ali and Lydia is night and day.

Eta- I'm not giving Ali a pass, because he is super annoying in many other ways and other things, it is just my observation in regards to alcohol drinking and behaviour.
 
Was funny about Elizabeth II she had an amazing sense of humour (Charles III has one too lol), its like a double edged sword with how I feel about Charles like him and detest him (or have done in the past) but in least some ways when he should marry Diana he was really genuinely put in a practically impossible position. Camilla just wasn't high up in the pecking order as the Spencers were, forgot from whom Camilla was born from but it most definitely wasn't Parker-Bowles, she got that when she married Andrew Parker-Bowles the Duke of Cornwall (what Charles as the Prince of Wales was the head of, is now William that when the former late Monarch dies immediately goes to the new heir to the throne (unlike the Prince of Wales title). But Charles made William and Kate PoW anyways as they were old enough, its when the Monarch feels its appropriate.

Also the Monarch when a new one comes about, they automatically inherit the Duchy of Lancaster a private estate the Monarch owns by Royal Prerogative, think its due to the Wars of the Roses but I'm not exactly certain (is I think one of the two revenue streams for the Monarchs income which is surrendered to the state, ever since George III and why Charles was asked by the chair of the accession council exactly that).

toomuchstuff said:
My nomination for the coveted Shitpuffin Award is the admiring looks she gives herself while having her hair washed AND I know exactly why she likes this angle - her jowls and the marbles in her cheeks disappear.
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I really cannot understand the need to do that, just beyond my comprehension the last thing when having anything like that done would be to photograph myself (though rather very ummm I don't know private me and prefer it that way).
 
Greentrees said:
I was watching Ali's recent 'unrealistic week in my life' vlog, and what a difference between Ali and Lydia when they drink alcohol. Especially when they are invited away to stay at hotels, eat at restaurants and attend events hosted by brands/sponsors. It stood out to me on this trip Ali went on, only because I was comparing Lydia's behaviour when she has been away sponsored by brands or invited to hotels and accomodation, and there is alcohol provided, it's notably different.

Where Ali was there was an abundance of food and wine/champagne flowing, served at each and every meal provided. Ali definitely indulged and did partake in wine drinking, and I know it was all free, but he didn't over indulge or over do it to the point of making a fool of himself, he was measured and civilized thruout, knew the difference between enough and too much (from what was filmed anyway). But going by what was filmed and showing all the socialising and gatherings he attended, he seemed respectful and his behaviour wasn't rowdy, loud or obnoxious displaying behaviour of drunkeness or acting foolish.

Never saw him carrying a bottle of alcohol in hand and glasses filled with wine, traipsing all over the hotel grounds getting sloshed acting embarrassingly immature, or cackling loud and overbearing at any of the events, unlike Lydia has been known to. The difference between Ali and Lydia is night and day.

Eta- I'm not giving Ali a pass, because he is super annoying in many other ways and other things, it is just my observation in regards to alcohol drinking and behaviour.
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Good observation! I think if you see Lips dancing then he’s drunk. If they drink into the small hours he’s said sometimes he’s got a bit of a head next day. I think she drinks quickly in order to be able to be with people. He is more comfortable with people but he grew up in a different environment to her so maybe being sociable was normal and a matter of course. Her default setting seems to be get drunk quickly, shriek, stagger, get nasty, sleep. He is far more gregarious and we’ll mannered and even tempered. He doesn’t have to go into appeasement mode when he’s on his own. We see much more of the real him as she isn’t calling the shots. He is still a bit of a ginger wearer though...
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katiesmith81 said:
Was funny about Elizabeth II she had an amazing sense of humour (Charles III has one too lol), its like a double edged sword with how I feel about Charles like him and detest him (or have done in the past) but in least some ways when he should marry Diana he was really genuinely put in a practically impossible position. Camilla just wasn't high up in the pecking order as the Spencers were, forgot from whom Camilla was born from but it most definitely wasn't Parker-Bowles, she got that when she married Andrew Parker-Bowles the Duke of Cornwall (what Charles as the Prince of Wales was the head of, is now William that when the former late Monarch dies immediately goes to the new heir to the throne (unlike the Prince of Wales title). But Charles made William and Kate PoW anyways as they were old enough, its when the Monarch feels its appropriate.

Also the Monarch when a new one comes about, they automatically inherit the Duchy of Lancaster a private estate the Monarch owns by Royal Prerogative, think its due to the Wars of the Roses but I'm not exactly certain (is I think one of the two revenue streams for the Monarchs income which is surrendered to the state, ever since George III and why Charles was asked by the chair of the accession council exactly that).


I really cannot understand the need to do that, just beyond my comprehension the last thing when having anything like that done would be to photograph myself (though rather very ummm I don't know private me and prefer it that way).
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Camilla was a Shand. I believe her father was a wine merchant.
 
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katiesmith81 said:
Was funny about Elizabeth II she had an amazing sense of humour (Charles III has one too lol), its like a double edged sword with how I feel about Charles like him and detest him (or have done in the past) but in least some ways when he should marry Diana he was really genuinely put in a practically impossible position. Camilla just wasn't high up in the pecking order as the Spencers were, forgot from whom Camilla was born from but it most definitely wasn't Parker-Bowles, she got that when she married Andrew Parker-Bowles the Duke of Cornwall (what Charles as the Prince of Wales was the head of, is now William that when the former late Monarch dies immediately goes to the new heir to the throne (unlike the Prince of Wales title). But Charles made William and Kate PoW anyways as they were old enough, its when the Monarch feels its appropriate.

Also the Monarch when a new one comes about, they automatically inherit the Duchy of Lancaster a private estate the Monarch owns by Royal Prerogative, think its due to the Wars of the Roses but I'm not exactly certain (is I think one of the two revenue streams for the Monarchs income which is surrendered to the state, ever since George III and why Charles was asked by the chair of the accession council exactly that).


I really cannot understand the need to do that, just beyond my comprehension the last thing when having anything like that done would be to photograph myself (though rather very ummm I don't know private me and prefer it that way).
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I know! When I m at the hairdressers I m praying I don t see anyone I know because I look like a hot mess. Elsie however simply loves her own reflection.
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coconochanel said:
Does she think she's The Princess of Northamptonshire come for a meet and greet? calm down my lovely you are nothing more than a crap nonfluencer.
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It s hilarious because underneath the facade lurks a true chav. Elsie has no desire to actively better herself and so of course her default is ... chav.
 
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Namima said:
Always on her damn tippy toes. Every photo taken that day, Lydia's on her tippy toes, trying to make herself look taller. Surprised she didn't get a cramp.
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Wouldn t it be great if she could embrace her proportions, accept what mother nature gave her and understand tippy toeing makes her look daft. Ideally Elsie should take a long, hard look at her body, explore which clothes suits her body shape and run with it (employing someone who can honestly help). How good clothes look really does depend on proportions, look at Amelia and Tamara, although not perfect their proportions make, IMHO clothes look good (and Amelia is petite).
 
Sofie said:
I know! When I m at the hairdressers I m praying I don t see anyone I know because I look like a hot mess. Elsie however simply loves her own reflection.
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It s hilarious because underneath the facade lurks a true chav. Elsie has no desire to actively better herself and so of course her default is ... chav.
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She constantly looks like she is fucking herself in the mirror, everytime she looks at one. Absolutely nauseating. And her bloody hair. I wish she would stop playing around with it, thinking she is in a L’Oréal advert.
 
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