Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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toomuchstuff said:
Question about the chooks when it snows for anyone that lives in a snowy place???

Do the chooks have to just stay in that tiny house, or do they walk around in the snow???
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They don’t particularly like it and can’t really scratch or dig in it. When it snows here, all mine stay under the trees or areas without snow. Difference is my area under cover is huge. In Lydias so called enclosure, they’ll just hide under the coop
 
BeccaBanana said:
They don’t particularly like it and can’t really scratch or dig in it. When it snows here, all mine stay under the trees or areas without snow. Difference is my area under cover is huge. In Lydias so called enclosure, they’ll just hide under the coop
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Thanks for that, poor little things they will live a pretty sad life if it snows, I suppose it doesn't stay snowy for days on end.
 
Julia123 said:
Does Lydia follow this lady anymore? Wonder if there was a falling out?

I've REALLY been wondering who Lydia was talking about when she said a friend was picking a fight with her and yelling at her and accusing her of things to which the life coach said "drop the rope".
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I think that was Josie. Lyds said she was having a meeting at Soho Farmhouse. And if I remember correctly, Josie mentioned in a vlog she was off to The Farmhouse.
Well, maybe it's wishful thinking on my part that it was Josie.
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Julia123 said:
WHERE?
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East wing ?? 🤭 🤭
She really is the hamlet village idiot.
Next, it will be a dedicated room for wrapping gifts alà Candy Spelling (an actual millionaire, albeit a stingy one 😂).
 
Lola Faith said:
We knew it was coming...

A flower arranging room - I'm done!
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AAAAAAAAGH! She gets all the flowers and plants arranged BY SOMEONE ELSE. Or orders Hello Petal. Or sometimes, both!
Feck off ya nitwit. Fix your damn toilets and curtains, eh? Completely backwards logic. Someone needs to take a look at her mental state and prescribe appropriate medication, no joke. This woman is off the chains.
 
Namima said:
I think that was Josie. Lyds said she was having a meeting at Soho Farmhouse. And if I remember correctly, Josie mentioned in a vlog she was off to The Farmhouse.
Well, maybe it's wishful thinking on my part that it was Josie.
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East wing ?? 🤭 🤭
She really is the hamlet village idiot.
Next, it will be a dedicated room for wrapping gifts alà Candy Spelling (an actual millionaire, albeit a stingy one 😂).
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I’m convinced she was dropped at birth. She makes herself look like a complete Fanny
 
Ms.Chanandler Bong said:
AAAAAAAAGH! She gets all the flowers and plants arranged BY SOMEONE ELSE. Or orders Hello Petal. Or sometimes, both!
Feck off ya nitwit. Fix your damn toilets and curtains, eh? Completely backwards logic. Someone needs to take a look at her mental state and prescribe appropriate medication, no joke. This woman is off the chains.
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That Hello Petal woman is an absolute disgrace, bringing over loads of plants every month, knowing that those plants will be dead in a week or 2.
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starship1 said:
Yes to confirm it will the 3rd new bed going into that room to match the "writing come table" desk. Just watched "the next project" vlog, dated 4 years ago. Sounds like a long time but that would be just before the pandemic. Which isn't so long ago. The accent and face have changed since . They are discussing gilding a mirror frame when Lydiot is explaining to Ali what gilding is as he doesn't know. So Lydia explains and he replies, "wouldn't that be "golding" then ?" That's what we're dealing with here.
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The jokes just write themselves 😂
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Miscanthus said:
Don't forget "picky bits" 😭😭😭
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Would that be dandruff 🤔
 
Namima said:
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Are chicken eggs, which have just fallen out of a chicken's bottom, usually so clean ???
Showing my ignorance, but this is a genuine question.
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We know I can not abide Lydia, but in fairness, eggs come out clean. They’re only ever dirty if they’ve laid them in poop and chickens tend to keep their nest boxes clean.
 
Lola Faith said:
She kept saying 'the spare/guest room' but they have 2, what happened to the other one???
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As she'll be filming content in the writing room, that's the room she is re-re doing. The other room and broken shower bathroom just ignored as won't be on socials. Not just accessorising and dressing the room but completely redecorating the whole thing - again. Absolute nonsense.
 
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