Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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Oops... said:
The slope of a hat to the right yes.
Brooches deffo to left (To be correct).
If you look at most photos of the late Queen she always wore her brooch on her left shoulder.
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got it, hat on the right, brooch on the left.
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If you go on the gents journal insta page you will see Ali is actually dressed appropriately (for once) but Lydia sticks out like a sore thumb. All the other women are wearing wide legs trousers with tops and jackets or casual dresses, not a hat in sight.
 
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All worn on left shoulder.
 
Here-For-The-Dresses said:
And the hat tipped to the right creates the perfect face-framing balance for Her Majesty.
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The interesting thing about the late Queen’s hats is she ALWAYS wore the crown smack bang in the middle of her head. This enable her to pin her lovely hat on and forget about it. The hat never moved and she didn’t have to think about it , even in the wind. So she wore the hat. The hat didn’t wear her. You never saw the late Queen wandering around with a hat in her hand. 🤭
 
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