Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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Hunevoque2 said:
Toasty is a very sweet fun little boy who has helped muffin and me so much!
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I was going to ask you for more photos of him. He’s so adorable! Sounds like he’s doing his job. He knows what he was sent to do. But you know that. Snoopy has big paws to fill and it’s not surprising you still miss him incredibly. I had to wait 8 years to be able to get Teddy after I lost my Soul Dog Rufus. I still weep for him now. I still weep for my little Gracie too. When I go I don’t want to be ‘met‘ by anyone - I just want my dogs to come and get me…and to go running with them through the forest.
 
Oops... said:
She doesn’t know how to wear a brooch either. Always left side and always as high up as possible. She never listens or learns.
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Wonder if thats similar to how an army beret (or the like) is worn the very same, the cap badge always is over the left eye and then the flop sided part as such is pushed over the right.
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The interesting thing about the late Queen’s hats is she ALWAYS wore the crown smack bang in the middle of her head. This enable her to pin her lovely hat on and forget about it. The hat never moved and she didn’t have to think about it , even in the wind. So she wore the hat. The hat didn’t wear her. You never saw the late Queen wandering around with a hat in her hand. 🤭
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Yeah with crowns rather, when she was talking about her and her fathers (George VI's) coronation, but particularly hers, there's literally nothing holding them onto their head, so if they moved their head down as such to read a speech it'd fall off. The St Edwards Crown (and likely the Imperial State) are both hugely heavy. St Edwards Crowns 2.2kg and the Imperial States lighter just over 1kg (like weighing a bag of sugar and a little bit on your head essentially).

Find it rather hilarious the Imperial State Crowns Black Princes Ruby, isn't actually a ruby (its the large red one at the front of it) its a spinel, Henry V had a helmet made that included in during the Battle of Agincourt.

When a highly known historian showed Henry VIII's signature, from what I can remember his H's looked more like Z's I think.
 
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Oops... said:
I was going to ask you for more photos of him. He’s so adorable! Sounds like he’s doing his job. He knows what he was sent to do. But you know that. Snoopy has big paws to fill and it’s not surprising you still miss him incredibly. I had to wait 8 years to be able to get Teddy after I lost my Soul Dog Rufus. I still weep for him now. I still weep for my little Gracie too. When I go I don’t want to be ‘met‘ by anyone - I just want my dogs to come and get me…and to go running with them through the forest.
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Def big paws to fill, a very different dog. I am convinced that Snoopy chose him for me.
 
psst said:
Just scrolled back through her Instagram to see when this cosplay actually started
Came across this post. She is now saying this 2020 was the worst period of her life 😂
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That silver dress is the dress she wore for their New Years Eve party where Ali and his friends told her to f off. There is also a photo of her that same night making a gross gesture using two fingers and her tongue. So, refined and ladylike. It was of course a classic, quiet luxury gesture. Soon after that party she made the statement that she would no longer drink gin because Ali said it made her mean. Ahhhh, a mean drunk. I am sure that there is a Tattle member who has that photo stashed somewhere.
 
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