Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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Greentrees said:
Cue a Hermes Cardigan (same as Josie’s) magically appear in her next clothing unboxing video. You will hear the usual spiel “ I was desperate for a new cream cardigan and I happen to come across a cream cropped Hermès cardigan'. In other words she saw Josie's vlog and saw Josie's new Hermès cardigan.

Then the big green eyed monster will repeat 'I desperately needed a new cream cardigan" & then say "Yes!!! (clapping her hands together) this is the one, it’s my new favourite, oooooh it will be parphekt over dresses"..she may even say something about cost per wear only because every other influencer is atm, to justify their extortionate purchases. Even though she owns a cream Ralph Lauren cropped cashmere cardigan that cost £549 (which she hasn’t worn much), but it’s not Hermes and it’s not the same as Josie's.
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I wonder if she uses 'invidio' to watch Josie's flog? 😂
 
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Greentrees said:
Cue a Hermes Cardigan (same as Josie’s) magically appear in her next clothing unboxing video. You will hear the usual spiel “ I was desperate for a new cream cardigan and I happen to come across a cream cropped Hermès cardigan'. In other words she saw Josie's vlog and saw Josie's new Hermès cardigan.

Then the big green eyed monster will repeat 'I desperately needed a new cream cardigan" & then say "Yes!!! (clapping her hands together) this is the one, it’s my new favourite, oooooh it will be parphekt over dresses"..she may even say something about cost per wear only because every other influencer is atm, to justify their extortionate purchases. Even though she owns a cream Ralph Lauren cropped cashmere cardigan that cost £549 (which she hasn’t worn much), but it’s not Hermes and it’s not the same as Josie's.
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Exactly! I will add that she will be sure so say she’s had this cardigan for 6 months, way before Josie, and just didn’t show it yet. In fact she had the idea of this cardigan at birth 😝
 
Julia123 said:
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Exactly! I will add that she will be sure so say she’s had this cardigan for 6 months, way before Josie, and just didn’t show it yet. In fact she had the idea of this cardigan at birth 😝
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Nooo she had the idea of this cardigan in a previous life when she was a forty-six stone lumberjack in Saskatchewan.
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Shoppaholicmum said:
It's the hight of the season where you should have so much coming through you can't give it away and this is all she has to show for that massive greenhouse and kitchen garden. It's all for content and no substance. She is Cos playing her own life. It's pathetic. If you love growing stuff grow stuff. But they don't eat anything other than carbs so why grow anything
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Wasn’t worth spending the money on the trug really was it?
 
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Fluffy81 said:
What I would like to know is this. Where are the horses she kept raving about?. Remember only a few months ago how she had horses in the yard, looking a complete loon. Was also having horse lessons.. this human never sticks to one thing.
It’s all for show ladies and gents. All for show.
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I'm quite pleased for the horses' sake that she's moved on from that particular fandango.
 
Meet the chooks ???
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OMG she's teaching the world how to make scrambled eggs.
In a fecking saucepan again.
Breaks eggs directly into the pan.
No butter.
Mixes eggs in the pan.
With a wooden spoon. There's a literal tsunami or whirlpool going on in that frying pan.
Adds butter and milk when eggs are almost done.
Gordon Ramsey would have a literal fit watching her.
Am I frying my scrambled eggs incorrectly???? Starting to doubt myself....

And the end result is those eggs look rank.
I suspect that may be Lydia's first and last attempt at scrambled eggs. Poor Ali.
 
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