Lydia Millen #185 Two kitchens but she still can’t cook, instead she ‘wrote’ a booky wook.

Lidl’s secret project is a book. What are your predictions?

  • It will be a runaway success and ‘author’ Lidl will soon be working on another

  • There will be insufficient pre orders to actually print it and it will go straight to ebook

  • It will be printed but never mentioned again

  • Reviews and comments will be so bad Lidl will hit rock bottom (again)

  • It will be printed, sold and reviewed but appear in charity shops within weeks, like Spare

  • There will be order and distribution problems #globygate

  • There will be a book tour, Lidl will appear on Loose Women and get a presenting job

  • She will be taken to court for fraud/plagiarism

  • Her subscription numbers will rocket and she will make ££££ from Amazon affliliate links

  • It will be printed, "sell out", and pop up in various discount book chains i.e. The Works

  • Copies will be sent to schools but used as an example of poor English

  • It will be seen propping up vases throughout the interior design world

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So Aldi's having a threesome, bet its much better than a onesome as his wife is as cold as ice ❄ 😂
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Greentrees said:
If you don't want to see twattery from a twatter who is a complete twat and twit, then don't watch the video below. If you dont want to see a person ogling themselves like no other, and laughing like a weirdo when they discover the dress they are trying on has pockets, then don't watch. And if you don't want to see someone trying on more dresses that they don't need, doing all sorts of stupid poses, who is totally up themselves, then don't watch.



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Help....help me please....send heeeeeellllllpppppppp!

I really love the cream dress 😁🥴🤪😢😥
 
No wonder her hair is so messed up, the hairdressers are always overlapping the bleach. Most likely to try and correct the colour but this should only be done once to correct and then it shouldn't be overlapped every single time she gets her roots done.
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Also how very lady like eye fucking herself in the mirror whilst chomping on some gum when having her hair dried.
 
Miscanthus said:
Help....help me please....send heeeeeellllllpppppppp!

I really love the cream dress 😁🥴🤪😢😥
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Throws a blanket over Black Beauty’s back and gallops furiously to help our floundering Captain @Miscanthus! Gallopy - gallopy - gallop…
Fret not dear Captain my Captain - the frock is beautiful but it’s the preening and CRiNGEWORTHY posturing to camera of the wearer that is being put in the mainframe. Ms WickStickFlick should not be penalised for the beauty of her frocks - tis the wearer in this instance who ruins it with her simpering and staged lookatfabulousmeishness…

Talking of frocks I would like to nominate the Green Sprawling plant frock chosen to celebrate the book (what book.) launch as a candidate for The Coveted Shitpuffin Award…Thank you so much…
 
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