Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[miss trixie]

She's definitely keeping up with her TL reading. I posted yesterday that there hadn't been any sign of Mac. Just now, voila, Mac appears on table. You're Welcome.

 

[Jackmc]

What is going on with her little toe

 

[miss trixie]

Holy Hell. Well spotted @Jackmc. Never seen anything quite like it. What do you other Ladies think - massive filter fail???

 

[Its_Me]

Hahahaahah it’s where that part of the sandal is nude colour (the toe part is black) and in black and white it’s difficult to see where the edge of the toe is. Ugly toes though regardless.

The sandals also look at least a size too big?

 

[Nfran1989]

Congratulations @Nfran1989 that's wonderful news. Hope all goes well for you.

Thank you

 

[Ohmydays]

Just looked at her ITS ‘takeover’. 16 questions (all the usual standard ones their Social Media manager makes sure are sent) from 3 million
followers over 3 hours.

Went well then.

Also I was just looking at Stacey Solomons stories showing her ITS ranges on her stories and EVERYONE has #AD /brand partner on it. Surely LL is breaking ASA rules??? I dont know why I’m asking that as a question as I know its illegal just like not declaring any press stays, discounts or free meals…

This has been asked loads of times and I think she’s even been reported to ASA by some TITS but sadly I can’t remember what their reply was . Maybe someone else remembers Cos she’s def advertising her creations and hyping up sales with daily pics and launch details. PLUS the ‘when it’s gone it’s gone shite ‘ to sell em quick cos we know ITS won’t give you a refund ££££

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Her fucking face in those Jeffrey Dahmer sunglasses. The stories were shocking ! They paid her for that shit. Just repeat posts and stuff she has already posted on her stories.
God she really is the laziest fuck you ever did see.
Then, there she is inconvenienced by the “ot sun” in Greece, in July.
(This pronounced dropping h thing is new isn’t it? )
Don’t go abroad if the sun is so tedious???
Trouble is , she has to go abroad for the backdrop as this shit isn’t selling to walk around manchester in the fucking piss wet rain.

Quick quick- look carefully at the stories where she starts with the moaning about the sun being ot. There’s a sunbeam going down her face and the filter keeps catching it and changing the shape of her jaw. Quick look before she deletes it, watch it a few times and you’ll see it.

 

[Its_Me]

Her fucking face in those Jeffrey Dahmer sunglasses. The stories were shocking ! They paid her for that shit. Just repeat posts and stuff she has already posted on her stories.
God she really is the laziest fuck you ever did see.
Then, there she is inconvenienced by the “ot sun” in Greece, in July.
(This pronounced dropping h thing is new isn’t it? )
Don’t go abroad if the sun is so tedious???
Trouble is , she has to go abroad for the backdrop as this shit isn’t selling to walk around manchester in the fucking piss wet rain.

Quick quick- look carefully at the stories where she starts with the moaning about the sun being ot. There’s a sunbeam going down her face and the filter keeps catching it and changing the shape of her jaw. Quick look before she deletes it, watch it a few times and you’ll see it.

Yes I see it, more so on the left side constantly changing shape and curve of her jaw moves higher and lower. You can also see where the lines at the side her mouth are/should be when the filter slips slightly. Shame she didn’t include a lip liner in the Mac kit eh?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Don’t do drugs kids. Hard to imagine a more unflattering image tbh.

 

[miss trixie]

Her fucking face in those Jeffrey Dahmer sunglasses. The stories were shocking ! They paid her for that shit. Just repeat posts and stuff she has already posted on her stories.
God she really is the laziest fuck you ever did see.
Then, there she is inconvenienced by the “ot sun” in Greece, in July.
(This pronounced dropping h thing is new isn’t it? )
Don’t go abroad if the sun is so tedious???
Trouble is , she has to go abroad for the backdrop as this shit isn’t selling to walk around manchester in the fucking piss wet rain.

Quick quick- look carefully at the stories where she starts with the moaning about the sun being ot. There’s a sunbeam going down her face and the filter keeps catching it and changing the shape of her jaw. Quick look before she deletes it, watch it a few times and you’ll see it.

Yes, have watched it and also see the changing shape of the jawline, also the lips. Those lips! Reminiscent of the Joker in Batman. All of this to flog the latest garbage drop. She should be so embarrassed, but of course she won't be. Total sh*tshow.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Don’t do drugs kids. Hard to imagine a more unflattering image tbh.

The super cheapo shades that she always goes on about do her no favours. She thinks she’s channelling Jenna Coleman in the Serpent but she just looks like a total nutjob

 

[Ohmydays]

Fill your boots Pet you've worked very hard on the ITS takeover, must have taken ages to load up those SAME OL SAME OL PICS… Youre such a Fukkin lazy greedy bore Yawna zzzzzzzz zzzzzz ££££

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I mean it goes back to that revelation she made the other day
“Both John and I decided to work 24/7.. “

I laughed like a drain. Have yet to see her work on anything for more than 24 minutes!
That take over was literally 4 mins max sitting on her phone.

Deluded Queen Baby reigns on.

 

[Sloppys]

Oh I actually had a dream last night that OMR was doing a photo shoot with me on the steps of the caravan I’ve been staying in I went wine tasting yesterday so I am fully blaming that (although there was no whispering angel in sight).

 

[Ohmydays]

I mean it goes back to that revelation she made the other day
“Both John and I decided to work 24/7.. “

I laughed like a drain. Have yet to see her work on anything for more than 24 minutes!
That take over was literally 4 mins max sitting on her phone.

Deluded Queen Baby reigns on.

24/7 That’s cos they monitor her IG so the negative / honest comments can be deleted before her Fawnas catch on to the fake deceitful Luxes .. !!

 

[Its_Me]

I keep watching the video of her in that playsuit walking back and forth kicking her leg with her hand on her hip, I mean what? She looks totally mental. And I know we’ve said it a few times now but what is the obsession with those Valentino sandals? They’re nice versatile sandals but can’t she at least get them in another colour? Or a different pair of sandals entirely? Sick of the sight of them.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I keep watching the video of her in that playsuit walking back and forth kicking her leg with her hand on her hip, I mean what? She looks totally mental. And I know we’ve said it a few times now but what is the obsession with those Valentino sandals? They’re nice versatile sandals but can’t she at least get them in another colour? Or a different pair of sandals entirely? Sick of the sight of them.

Maybe they are the only sandals that fit her ombré bunion-y trotters - she needed to SIZE UP on the orans..

 

[880411]

This has been asked loads of times and I think she’s even been reported to ASA by some TITS but sadly I can’t remember what their reply was . Maybe someone else remembers Cos she’s def advertising her creations and hyping up sales with daily pics and launch details. PLUS the ‘when it’s gone it’s gone shite ‘ to sell em quick cos we know ITS won’t give you a refund ££££

Good god the teeth. I know I’ve said it before but I really can’t get past how shark like they are

 

[Its_Me]

Good god the teeth. I know I’ve said it before but I really can’t get past how shark like they are

Yup another thing on the list she need to focus on rather than a new Chanel bag every 3 months.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Well ladies, my work here is done. She’s spelled CINCH correctly. Guess ITS insisted