Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Ohmydays]

I’m late to the party .. did a double VOLUNTEERING shift at the covid vaccination centre today Lorna !!!
Totally agree with everything you TITS have already said ..WTF is wrong with her lying constantly it’s Fukkin hilarious really cos she’s just advertising clothes off a catalogue from a Chinese warehouse or products that loads of other influencers are shilling !!! . Fukk sake get a grip girl …Luxe you ain’t !!! Pics for the a_blocked ..#chavtastic #lornaluxe

 

[Its_Me]

She mentioned lunch in the subtitles but I don’t know if she actually said it {sound off}

I’ve just watched it again with sound on she didn’t mention the lunch she just said today. She’s so crafty.

 

[Ohmydays]

I’ve just watched it again with sound on she didn’t mention the lunch she just said today. She’s so crafty.

Not crafty .. deceitful !!!

 

[Leeleebeb75]

Whats this Hermes giveaway she mentioned in a recent post???? No mention since from what I can see.

 

[Ohmydays]

Whats this Hermes giveaway she mentioned in a recent post???? No mention since from what I can see.
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Bear with me … but if my memory serves me right .. she only ever mentions the winner on her stories ?? Correct me if I’m wrong TITS .

 

[Its_Me]

Bear with me … but if my memory serves me right .. she only ever mentions the winner on her stories ?? Correct me if I’m wrong TITS .

I do seem to recall her announcing it to be fair, and I think it was someone called Kate?

 

[Its_Me]

Hmmm….Devoted to Pink’s story
She’s done the same sequence, lunch at Scott’s then hair done at PK? Backward much?

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Hmmm….Devoted to Pink’s story
She’s done the same sequence, lunch at Scott’s then hair done at PK? Backward much?

So has someone called kateehutchins. Looks like they all went for lunch and then the launch party thing at the salon. What a shallow existence.

Who's this?!

 

[Its_Me]

So has someone called kateehutchins. Looks like they all went for lunch and then the launch party thing at the salon. What a shallow existence.

Who's this?!

Lorna hasn’t even mentioned her. Wonder why

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

TITS.
Looks like it was rent-a-crowd for Lorna’s Filet Kingsley event. Devoted to Pink was there mainly up Lorna’s arsehole.

Omg
Dresscode ; Flowery Flammable

 

[Its_Me]

TITS.
Looks like it was rent-a-crowd for Lorna’s Filet Kingsley event. Devoted to Pink was there mainly up Lorna’s arsehole.

Omg
Dresscode ; Flowery Flammable

The girl on the left looks like she would rather be anywhere else wearing anything else

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Trussed up like a Turkey in polyester frou frou. I’d rather eat my own face.

It must be killing her to have to go out with her actual hair rather than with the clip in road kill… but Mr Whippy iS probably back at the hotel hand washing them in the sink ready for the next DHL / bin shoot

 

[tacokitten]

Is that a DHL van in the back, behind her? Again??

 

[balenciagandburgers]

No matter how you look at it, expecting everyone to pick up the tab for your lunches is not inspiring, make me sick to think Yawna is influencing girls to expect a man to pay for them.

I’m all about a man paying. Just not THAT kind

If anyone is ridiculously bored this evening, here is the Grazia article from when Loona launched her Mac collaboration. My first observation is that the copy-editor at Grazia should hang his/her head in shame -- the grammatical errors in the article are appalling (and unforgivable for a magazine).

For those who would rather stick forks in their eyes than read the whole article, here are the main points:

1. Aunt Sally Lorna is the one person we can all look to for makeup inspiration, apparently
2. The white bag is described as a 'chic leather-look pouch'. Indeed.
3. The products within the chic pouch have all been 'expertly curated' by Lorna Aunt Sally.
4. Apparently she constantly has a really healthy glow without looking like she's wearing any makeup.
5. Her secret under-eye weapon is Suqqu Smooth Cover Primer. I have NEVER heard her mention this before.
6. The brief when MAC asker her to design the edit was 'Summer Jet-set'

I'm going to make some coffee now. Whattalottashite. And appalling grammar!

https://graziaisnotlinkedfromtattle.co.uk/beauty-hair/makeup/lorna-luxe-favourite-makeup/

They probably asked Loona to spell check for them, what with her English degree and all!

I’ve just zoomed in on your edits on the pics ... gave myself a coughing fit laughing so much .... Fukkin spot on @balenciagandburgers

I aim to please babe

Did she actually just say the postman got her up really early at EIGHT THIRTY?! I’ve done half a days work by that time in the real word

I know. I nearly pulled a muscle making such a dramatically disgusted face at that. She’s such a fucktard.

Having picked myself up off the floor after discovering that Lazy Loons defines half 8 as really early bahahaha, I realised that she was about to do one of her Iconic Moronic demo's. She was even shameless enough to tell us that she hadn't read the leaflet. She couldn't even definitively state what kind of a product it was. What a disgrace. She's too lazy even to do her homework on the products before she starts pushing them. I wonder whether the brands for whom she is an "ambassador" (used v loosely) ever have a look at her stories? I'd be appalled quite frankly. I'm appalled anyway as a mere voyeur .
I was, at the end of it, tres disappointed that we didn't have continuation of the Fillet O' Kingsley journey, like she said a couple of days ago. If I recall correctly, she said she was going to go through the different kits, according to hair types. Oops, dearie me, do we have a blip in continuity there? Has Loons got her pre-records mixed-up? What's she going to broadcast tomorrow - Content from 3 days before yesterday? Place your bets, Ladies.

PAHAAHAHA! Lazy Loons Moronic
You kill me.

Ugh why is she dressed like an Edwardian baby to go for lunch?

Hahahahahahahah you’re so good
Oh, and “tucked away in your pleather choc pouch” had me lol’ing my way down the street

Yawna has close friends? Or did they mean to write 'freeloaders'?

Also, I thought she went for a blowdry this morning?? Why would you bother if you're going to Maccy D's for a treatment?

Becauuuuuuse this was yesterday, or last week, or last month, which she is pretending is today, just like her extra early morn’ GRWM.

Trussed up like a Turkey in polyester frou frou. I’d rather eat my own face.

It must be killing her to have to go out with her actual hair rather than with the clip in road kill… but Mr Whippy iS probably back at the hotel hand washing them in the sink ready for the next DHL / bin shoot

Cryinggggghahahahaahahaaaaa

 

[LouisLover]

Well whoever washed and ‘styled’ her hair at Fillet Kingsley would know for sure nothing had changed with her hair. They want her 1.3 mil followers. I use Fillet Kingsley and have done for sometime but I am confused why they would back someone deceitful as Ms Luxe. They must see her gram? She doesn’t look the same for starters so that should ring alarm bells? Constantly wearing extensions, they wouldn’t support that surely? These ‘influencers’ really do annoy me. They obviously have so many gifted things to flog but how to do have your own collecsham with Mac n then the following week it’s all about iconic? Shady AF

 

[Tabitha]

Imagine still doing blogger events for some freebies when you’re almost 40.
Devoted to Pink looks like she’s living the life. She’s must think she’s proper posh now
Outfits look like Primark

 

[Its_Me]

Imagine still doing blogger events for some freebies when you’re almost 40.
Devoted to Pink looks like she’s living the life. She’s must think she’s proper posh now
Outfits look like Primark

Proper posh, drinking Whispering Angel out of a champagne glass.

 

[Ohmydays]

So has someone called kateehutchins. Looks like they all went for lunch and then the launch party thing at the salon. What a shallow existence.

Who's this?!

That Kate normally gets a gifted ITS creation when it’s launched and she photos herself in the comfort of her home wearing it . She probably thought fukk that I’m not wearing it out in public and that’s why Ol Lorna hasn’t mentioned her @Its_Me

Well whoever washed and ‘styled’ her hair at Fillet Kingsley would know for sure nothing had changed with her hair. They want her 1.3 mil followers. I use Fillet Kingsley and have done for sometime but I am confused why they would back someone deceitful as Ms Luxe. They must see her gram? She doesn’t look the same for starters so that should ring alarm bells? Constantly wearing extensions, they wouldn’t support that surely? These ‘influencers’ really do annoy me. They obviously have so many gifted things to flog but how to do have your own collecsham with Mac n then the following week it’s all about iconic? Shady AF

Fillet o Kingsley don’t care .. as you said they just want her 1.3 m fawnas …. Her Fukkin hair looks a mess in those pics. The more stuff these fake as fukk influencers ‘promote’ the more stuff I put on my ‘do not buy this brand list’

Is that a DHL van in the back, behind her? Again??

Nothing about this look is right !!! Let alone LUXE maybe OMR has got a new job as a DHL driver … Can pull up anywhere and she can change her outfits in the back .

Trussed up like a Turkey in polyester frou frou. I’d rather eat my own face.

It must be killing her to have to go out with her actual hair rather than with the clip in road kill… but Mr Whippy iS probably back at the hotel hand washing them in the sink ready for the next DHL / bin shoot

Love it …

TITS.
Looks like it was rent-a-crowd for Lorna’s Filet Kingsley event. Devoted to Pink was there mainly up Lorna’s arsehole.

Omg
Dresscode ; Flowery Flammable

To quote Queen Baby herself ….. “Nice”

Who's this?!

She must Fukkin hate it when people post unedited pics of her !!!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Is that a DHL van in the back, behind her? Again??

Dick Head Lorna.
It’s a sign.

Maybe they’re all wearing Lorna’s shit because she’s been called up on never wearing her own tat in public.

So basically, IN The Bin have sent freebies to all these rent-a-friends.

And somehow the event is all about Lorna, despite it actually being about haircare, ( the very haircare that results in Lorna wearing extensions every day!)

I mean who the fuck told them they had to wear that shit?? filet Kingsley?

There’s some weird triangulation going on if that’s the case.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

TITS.
Looks like it was rent-a-crowd for Lorna’s Filet Kingsley event. Devoted to Pink was there mainly up Lorna’s arsehole.

Omg
Dresscode ; Flowery Flammable

Ugh they look like a window display from the one of the cheapo/flammable wholesalers round where I Iive