Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

Which of these popular activities have Lorna and Old Man Testino done whilst in Lisbon?

  • Visited a museum to marvel at the incredible mosaic tiles

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Been to the top of the castle

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Watched films on a laptop

    Votes: 60 60.0%

  • Visited the imposing cathedral

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • Been to the food market

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Minced around the square outside the police station

    Votes: 68 68.0%

  • A tram tour

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Strolled around the Principe Real

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Climbed up to the dome at the National Palace

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Taken a day trip to Sintra

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Total voters
    100
  • Poll closed .
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Ohmydays said:
Once again she read how much we TITS thought her Fillet of K tease was a total disaster darling cos we know what it’s about Money ££££££ !!!! So tried to redeem herself ... Twat !!!!
This Fukkin Lorna Luxe brand has been made for a reason and we ain’t seen the last of it yet !!! ..
SOOOOO. let’s guess what’s next .?????
1- Is it her face shaver that was randomly buzzing and needs a bag ?
2 - The tooth whitening shite might need a bag ?3 - 3 - Iconic might need to shill a load of shite so get Yawna a bag !?
4- I’ve saved the best til last. A Lorna Luxe In The Style monogrammed beach bag ?
What have I missed ?
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wedding dresses in sweaty armpit poly plastic😂
 
Its_Me said:
And her hair looked like absolute shit
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It truly does. What’s with that “ tonged under fringe” shit she does? She looks like a serial killers wife from the early 70’s.

RaspberryCheesecake said:
Gotta love a 60 year-old man wearing shorts, deck shoes, a shirt untucked, and a blazer, finished off with spiky "bed head" hair and open chest. Lordie, be still my stirring loins.
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And sock marks by the looks 🤣🤢

styleoversubstance said:
Our new tap came wrapped in a white bag and after seeing that white pouchettes seems to be the cheap, easy & dont require creativity in-thing I thought I couldnt miss out on designing something really special…

Ladies - It can be used as an evening bag AND it fits inside those Chanel bags I know all Fawnas have (particularly if theyve visited Turkey or Dagenham Market). I’m vuurrrryyy proud of it.

(I obviously just threw the tap away as who needs that?)
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Hey - at least the writing on yours is actually legible and is far more creative than hers. 🤣

Oh I see some of the key designers at ITS will be showcased at the Asda.
I am expecting Lorna is too luxe for such eventualities.
 
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balenciagandburgers said:
Nobody wants another tutorial from you ever about anything anytime just stop.
You’d think she’d go get a proper blow dry to promote this “life changing” hair program instead she comes on looking like the Loonatic she is.
You’re chuffed they’ve agreed to it, we’re all perplexed. Can only imagine what you promised them in exchange. For the life of me I cannot understand how people buy the bullshit she’s always selling.
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I’ve just zoomed in on your edits on the pics ... gave myself a coughing fit laughing so much .... Fukkin spot on @balenciagandburgers 😂😂😂
 
As much as these collabs (Mac & Fillet) represent yet another opportunity to get her grasping mitts on more 💷, I think they also symbolise a huge vanity project with her - simply having her name on the bags - yes I know they're cheap, tacky & as un-luxe as last week's washing, but that won't figure with her. I remember commenting on here a while ago (think last year) when she had tried to copy some Anine Bing merchandise (obviously in a very crude & amateurish way) that I expected she would ultimately be after bringing out something with her name on - similar to the Anine Bing tote. I really do think it's just a matter of time. I think it would feed her narcissistic ego to see her bloody barmy name on bags - the double 'L' if you please. And on the journey there, if she can get her name plastered on anything else, she'll go for it. She's on a real egotistical high atm; notice how often she's started referring to the stuff she's 'created'. The more she gets her moniker on stuff, the worse she'll get. She's nothing but a cheap & trashy little wannabe arriviste.
 
styleoversubstance said:
Our new tap came wrapped in a white bag and after seeing that white pouchettes seems to be the cheap, easy & dont require creativity in-thing I thought I couldnt miss out on designing something really special…

Ladies - It can be used as an evening bag AND it fits inside those Chanel bags I know all Fawnas have (particularly if theyve visited Turkey or Dagenham Market). I’m vuurrrryyy proud of it.

(I obviously just threw the tap away as who needs that?)
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LOL THIS IS AMAZING 😂😂😂
Now that, I would buy!
 
When InTheShite have a PR job for her
 

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AllAboutTheMayhem said:
It truly does. What’s with that “ tonged under fringe” shit she does? She looks like a serial killers wife from the early 70’s.


And sock marks by the looks 🤣🤢


Hey - at least the writing on yours is actually legible and is far more creative than hers. 🤣

Oh I see some of the key designers at ITS will be showcased at the Asda.
I am expecting Lorna is too luxe for such eventualities.
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‘Serial killer’s wife’ has set me up for the day ahead 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
 
miss trixie said:
Hey Girls. Have you seen the latest LoonaGrid post? Just had to share with you OMR's usual nauseating post - reach for your pvc pouchettes!
Is this "playing to the gallery" or what - sure upholds the pampered pwincess narrative.
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No matter how you look at it, expecting everyone to pick up the tab for your lunches is not inspiring, make me sick to think Yawna is influencing girls to expect a man to pay for them.
 
pink_norris said:
No matter how you look at it, expecting everyone to pick up the tab for your lunches is not inspiring, make me sick to think Yawna is influencing girls to expect a man to pay for them.
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Exactly right. She just loves to perpetuate this myth that she spins of having a (well-off, of course) man worshipping at her feet. Of course, that barmy sod she's married to is only too eager to oblige.
 
If anyone is ridiculously bored this evening, here is the Grazia article from when Loona launched her Mac collaboration. My first observation is that the copy-editor at Grazia should hang his/her head in shame -- the grammatical errors in the article are appalling (and unforgivable for a magazine).

For those who would rather stick forks in their eyes than read the whole article, here are the main points:

1. Aunt Sally Lorna is the one person we can all look to for makeup inspiration, apparently
2. The white bag is described as a 'chic leather-look pouch'. Indeed.
3. The products within the chic pouch have all been 'expertly curated' by Lorna Aunt Sally.
4. Apparently she constantly has a really healthy glow without looking like she's wearing any makeup.
5. Her secret under-eye weapon is Suqqu Smooth Cover Primer. I have NEVER heard her mention this before.
6. The brief when MAC asker her to design the edit was 'Summer Jet-set'

I'm going to make some coffee now. Whattalottashite. And appalling grammar!

https://graziaisnotlinkedfromtattle.co.uk/beauty-hair/makeup/lorna-luxe-favourite-makeup/
 
RaspberryCheesecake said:
If anyone is ridiculously bored this evening, here is the Grazia article from when Loona launched her Mac collaboration. My first observation is that the copy-editor at Grazia should hang his/her head in shame -- the grammatical errors in the article are appalling (and unforgivable for a magazine).

For those who would rather stick forks in their eyes than read the whole article, here are the main points:

1. Aunt Sally Lorna is the one person we can all look to for makeup inspiration, apparently
2. The white bag is described as a 'chic leather-look pouch'. Indeed.
3. The products within the chic pouch have all been 'expertly curated' by Lorna Aunt Sally.
4. Apparently she constantly has a really healthy glow without looking like she's wearing any makeup.
5. Her secret under-eye weapon is Suqqu Smooth Cover Primer. I have NEVER heard her mention this before.
6. The brief when MAC asker her to design the edit was 'Summer Jet-set'

I'm going to make some coffee now. Whattalottashite. And appalling grammar!

https://graziaisnotlinkedfromtattle.co.uk/beauty-hair/makeup/lorna-luxe-favourite-makeup/
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they don't tend to have subs for the online versions of magazines (like they do for the print version) - they just whack stuff up there without much checking to pump out as much #content as possible, I agree, it's shoddy af

'choc pouch' however is making me laugh very much
 
annabelle_bronstein said:
they don't tend to have subs for the online versions of magazines (like they do for the print version) - they just whack stuff up there without much checking to pump out as much #content as possible, I agree, it's shoddy af

'choc pouch' however is making me laugh very much
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Haha! I edited my typo while you were typing your comment! Should have left it as 'choc' -- more appropriate! 😂
 
RaspberryCheesecake said:
If anyone is ridiculously bored this evening, here is the Grazia article from when Loona launched her Mac collaboration. My first observation is that the copy-editor at Grazia should hang his/her head in shame -- the grammatical errors in the article are appalling (and unforgivable for a magazine).

For those who would rather stick forks in their eyes than read the whole article, here are the main points:

1. Aunt Sally Lorna is the one person we can all look to for makeup inspiration, apparently
2. The white bag is described as a 'chic leather-look pouch'. Indeed.
3. The products within the chic pouch have all been 'expertly curated' by Lorna Aunt Sally.
4. Apparently she constantly has a really healthy glow without looking like she's wearing any makeup.
5. Her secret under-eye weapon is Suqqu Smooth Cover Primer. I have NEVER heard her mention this before.
6. The brief when MAC asker her to design the edit was 'Summer Jet-set'

I'm going to make some coffee now. Whattalottashite. And appalling grammar!

https://graziaisnotlinkedfromtattle.co.uk/beauty-hair/makeup/lorna-luxe-favourite-makeup/
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Thanks for the link @RaspberryCheesecake and for your concise & entertaining summary. I think Whattalottashite should be adopted as a hashtag. 😂 I think I'm going to be rather busy this evening......got a documentary to watch, then I'm boiling my head, but if I find a spare bit of time afterwards, I'll be sure to read it.😜
 
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