Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Its_Me]

Did she actually just say the postman got her up really early at EIGHT THIRTY?! I’ve done half a days work by that time in the real word

Really early she says
The GRWM was just an ad for the mucky iconic shit

 

[Ohmydays]

Really early she says
The GRWM was just an ad for the mucky iconic shit

Yeah…. And she’s gonna steam her deliveries and show us and there was no mention of going for lunch ..

 

[Its_Me]

Yeah…. And she’s gonna steam her deliveries and show us and there was no mention of going for lunch ..

She mentioned lunch in the subtitles but I don’t know if she actually said it {sound off}

 

[Lola111000]

Sorry I know it’s been said before but I’m about to say it again because it’s really bugged me… EARLY?! REALLY EARLY?! HALF8?! F**K OFF I just can’t. Does she actually waste her whole morning in bed?! She could be scrubbing off that fake tan in the time she’s spending in bed

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Sorry I know it’s been said before but I’m about to say it again because it’s really bugged me… EARLY?! REALLY EARLY?! HALF8?! F**K OFF I just can’t. Does she actually waste her whole morning in bed?! She could be scrubbing off that fake tan in the time she’s spending in bed

Princess thinks that six o'clock only comes round once a day.

 

[miss trixie]

Having picked myself up off the floor after discovering that Lazy Loons defines half 8 as really early bahahaha, I realised that she was about to do one of her Iconic Moronic demo's. She was even shameless enough to tell us that she hadn't read the leaflet. She couldn't even definitively state what kind of a product it was. What a disgrace. She's too lazy even to do her homework on the products before she starts pushing them. I wonder whether the brands for whom she is an "ambassador" (used v loosely) ever have a look at her stories? I'd be appalled quite frankly. I'm appalled anyway as a mere voyeur .
I was, at the end of it, tres disappointed that we didn't have continuation of the Fillet O' Kingsley journey, like she said a couple of days ago. If I recall correctly, she said she was going to go through the different kits, according to hair types. Oops, dearie me, do we have a blip in continuity there? Has Loons got her pre-records mixed-up? What's she going to broadcast tomorrow - Content from 3 days before yesterday? Place your bets, Ladies.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

That Iconic stuff she slathered all over her face was dreadful. Made her skin look like one of those old copper kettles.

 

[miss trixie]

Can't believe she went for lunch in Mayfair (or anywhere for that matter), whichever day that was, attired like that - romper-suit-cum-nappy-pants!

 

[Sophie92]

I can’t believe that was her hair supposedly after a professional blow dry! What a mess!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

I'm waaaaay early, but I'm going with "Fillet o'Kingsley - I'm lovin' it" for our next thread title.

No brainer. Done and dusted 30 pages early

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

No brainer. Done and dusted 30 pages early

It's always good to have one tucked away in your pleather choc pouch

 

[pink_norris]

Princess thinks that six o'clock only comes round once a day.

wine o'clock is her time schedule

 

[miss trixie]

It's a while since she said that she never met a rose she didn't like. Wait for it..........

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Ugh why is she dressed like an Edwardian baby to go for lunch?

 

[miss trixie]

Maybe it's OMR's new thang

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Yawna has close friends? Or did they mean to write 'freeloaders'?

Also, I thought she went for a blowdry this morning?? Why would you bother if you're going to Maccy D's for a treatment?

 

[miss trixie]

Yes, she's had a very busy day indeed, because after driving from Horsham (ahem), not only did she go for a blow she managed to fit in a lunch with ole Fillet and then one of Fillet's "life-changing" treatments. She'll be well tired - poor love will need a holiday.

 

[Tabitha]

Well fuck me, I am gobsmacked at the 8:30am thing. Does she not realise that the majority of the world are at their desks/workplaces by 9am with many even earlier? So clearly up way before then. She says it like she doesn’t even realise this?

Although at least she admits to being a spoilt lazy cunt. It’s possibly worse when influencers like Lydia act like their lives are busier than everyone else’s because she has to work out, do a tik tok and send some emails.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So get up early at 8.30am.
Drive to london in an Edwardian babygro, get a blowjob in Mayfair.
Have lunch at Scott’s. ( she didn’t)

Go to Filet Kingsley for another hair treatment in a different outfit. Errr?

Lorna, stop lying about your whereabouts. You aren’t famous and no fucker would ever recognise you without the filter shaving several inches off your jaw anyway.
And really… no one cares.

But then I think the reason she lies is because shes embarrassed. On so many levels,

 

[Its_Me]

Complete bullshit. None of that happened today. I can just hear her exchange with PK “Heya, I can’t post our ever so exclusive lunch at Scott’s (where I have eaten more times this summer than I’ve scrubbed my tan) for at least 3 days because literally everyone is out to stalk me and I just can’t cope with the fame.” The whole London escapade was probably tied in with the Lanesborough stay earlier on in the week.