Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I don't feel sorry for her either, and I don't think she has low self-esteem at all. I think she is very well aware that she is selling an image and a (supposed) lifestyle, and she is equally aware that her target market is 20 year-olds (she has no purpose without them), so she can't exactly portray her real self with her 39 year old injected face and bloated wine belly. That doesn't sell. She will keep editing herself well into her forties if the 20 year-olds keep filling her bank account. Nothing whatsoever to do with self-esteem. You can tell she loves herself by the way she preens and purrs at herself in the mirror when doing her makeup.

 

[Ohmydays]

The problem with this overuse of filters is actually that she looks fine in her in doctored pics it’s just we are so used to seeing the ‘un real’ version (which for anybody will always be worse) and so it will always lead to negative comments. It shows her lack of self esteem and I actually feel sorry for her xx

I don’t feel sorry for her either I’ve seen Her IRL trust me she doesn’t look ‘fine’ she looks ‘altered, grubby and weird’. She’s a big fake .

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Absolutely she knows what she’s doing. It’s entirely about greed, self gain, entitlement. Everything she does, such as the annoying GRWm’s with slurping and gurning and going to the same places and doing the same things over and over again, it’s just to make people watch with a weird repulsion / fascination.
Remember the lip balm thing?
It’s almost like a psychological manipulation campaign..with zero accountability and massive financial gain.
Her giveaways result in engagement which allow her to charge more and more..she does giveaways before launches to encourage more traffic to her page so more people see what she’s flogging.
The exaggerated northern accent, the faux humble behaviour… all absolute bollocks to make her seem approachable and relatable… ( even though she’s soooo insta-famous!)

Also, she’s working on the Philosophy that women WANT to be her, they want the life Shes fabricated.
They want the “ rich husband” , the glamorous life, no responsibility, no skill set. She just gets out of bed, is seemingly adored by thousands of strangers , travels, is waited on hand and foot by the pathetic simpering husband and opens a tonne of #gifted parcels.

 

[balenciagandburgers]

She’s at it again. Posting old pics pretending they’re current. You’d think at the rate she’s applying fake tan she’d have got it figured out by now. It’s really not that fucking hard Loonie Toon. I do it every week and you work out the kinks real quick. Like cleaning. your. fucking. fingers.

Madame, please put your pecs away, you are not Kate Moss, although at the rate you’re going with that whispering angel - and who knows what else is in the choc pleather pouch…

Aaaaaand lastly. You, Loona, are my triggering topic.
Someone fill me in about this podcast because I’d rather dig my eyes out with spoons than listen. I almost did after watching half of the filet Kingsley shite on the stories today.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Unless I've missed it, I thought Pwincess would have mentioned her vaccination by now. I mean, she almost needed an air ambulance and top medical team on standby when she had her ears pierced and had her PCR test, so I'd have thought a needle in the arm would have been worth days and days of Insta material to her. Especially if the fawnas could smother her with sympathy. Perhaps she decided not to have her vaccination in case it hurt a little too much or left her too unwell to go to Scotts/Cecconis.

(P.S. Place your bets for how soon she'll mention vaccinations now)

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s at it again. Posting old pics pretending they’re current. You’d think at the rate she’s applying fake tan she’d have got it figured out by now. It’s really not that fucking hard Loonie Toon. I do it every week and you work out the kinks real quick. Like cleaning. your. fucking. fingers.

Madame, please put your pecs away, you are not Kate Moss, although at the rate you’re going with that whispering angel - and who knows what else is in the choc pleather pouch…

Aaaaaand lastly. You, Loona, are my triggering topic.
Someone fill me in about this podcast because I’d rather dig my eyes out with spoons than listen. I almost did after watching half of the filet Kingsley shite on the stories today.

I listened to it and posted my thoughts on here .. I’ve just trawled through thread 5 and half of 6 but sorry couldn’t find it … but I’ve been laughing my head off reading through and I’d forgotten about this when we were discussing that EJ/Raisin suntanned arm looked like cooked roast beef .. @Jasmine posted this corker

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Quick Tits. She’s showing us all how to condition our hair.
and … more time warping. Because the pink thing that was thrown on the bed 20 hours ago is still in the same position.
fascinating.

 

[Ohmydays]

Hope she scrubs that neck when she gets in the shower !!!! Why didn’t she just tell F K she wanted to ‘buy ’ a couple of boxes for ‘friends’ rather than The Raisin sitting in the website waiting for the launch !!!

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Hope she scrubs that neck when she gets in the shower !!!! Why didn’t she just tell F K she wanted to ‘buy ’ a couple of boxes for ‘friends’ rather than The Raisin sitting in the website waiting for the launch !!!

That'll be to make it appear that she doesn't get special privileges. And to bring the old man into the conversation. And to draw attention to the supposed fact that everyone's fingers are poised over their keyboards right now. And cos she's a twat.

Three minutes to launch and it's going well over on the FK website.

 

[CouldYouNot]

Unless I've missed it, I thought Pwincess would have mentioned her vaccination by now. I mean, she almost needed an air ambulance and top medical team on standby when she had her ears pierced and had her PCR test, so I'd have thought a needle in the arm would have been worth days and days of Insta material to her. Especially if the fawnas could smother her with sympathy. Perhaps she decided not to have her vaccination in case it hurt a little too much or left her too unwell to go to Scotts/Cecconis.

(P.S. Place your bets for how soon she'll mention vaccinations now)

she doesn’t want her fawnas to know how old she is - she so young and trendy obviously
She will be one of the last to be vaccinated, with the other 18 year olds

Quick Tits. She’s showing us all how to condition our hair.
and … more time warping. Because the pink thing that was thrown on the bed 20 hours ago is still in the same position.
fascinating.

Well spotted!
I swear she said Fillet Kingsley again, I thought nah she can’t be sloshed at this ungodly hour (8.30am ) but maybe if she recorded it last night!
And what about OMR waiting for sales to open like it’s Glastonbury, get lost

I just don’t get why Fillet o Kingsley are using her, her hair is shitter when my hair was at its worst, I used to sew wefts of clip in hair extensions together and ended up with bald patches because they were so heavy, and and used to box dye it almost black after many failed attempts to dye it peroxide blonde on my own (note I was very young and a student, things have improved greatly with a good hairdresser and no help from Ronald McDonald) if they used someone with actually nice hair I probs would have bought the stuff (like Maeve Madden, or Nicky Lazou, those are hair goals in my eyes!)

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Hope she scrubs that neck when she gets in the shower !!!! Why didn’t she just tell F K she wanted to ‘buy ’ a couple of boxes for ‘friends’ rather than The Raisin sitting in the website waiting for the launch !!!

Cos it’s lies, he’s just checking to see how many have been sold and working out Lorna’s cut. ££££

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I swear she said Fillet Kingsley again, I thought nah she can’t be sloshed at this ungodly hour (8.30am ) but maybe if she recorded it last night!
And what about OMR waiting for sales to open like it’s Glastonbury, get lost

What totally cracked me up was that OMR was supposedly on the website at 15 minutes before launch time, waiting to 'buy' gifts -- however, if that was genuinely recorded this morning and NOT yesterday (as we all suspect), then they'd both have known that the website had totally crashed from a good twenty minutes before launch time, so how on earth was he on the website?? Couple of choppers, both of them.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She had to pre record it. Couldn’t possibly get up at 8.30 2 days running!

Who’s this Ree woman that Lorna claims to love to bits? I made the mistake of googling her , heard her voice, and had to switch off. Why is a middle aged woman fawning over Lorna? That is sooo bizarre. ( and I say that as I can see we look around the same age)

 

[pink_norris]

They did a piss up video Whine with Ree, apparently all mates, it's about as false as my nails

 

[Ohmydays]

Great advert for Fillet Kingsley . It’s the best her hair has ever looked !!! HIDDEN !

 

[Its_Me]

She had to pre record it. Couldn’t possibly get up at 8.30 2 days running!

Who’s this Ree woman that Lorna claims to love to bits? I made the mistake of googling her , heard her voice, and had to switch off. Why is a middle aged woman fawning over Lorna? That is sooo bizarre. ( and I say that as I can see we look around the same age)

She’s also got a full story of clearly gifted items that she’s not declared.

Great advert for Fillet Kingsley . It’s the best her hair has ever looked !!! HIDDEN !

Killed me

Done some digging and looks like the room she’s in is a Covent Garden sonder again. Queen baby probably hasn’t even been to HH since Portugal.

 

[miss trixie]

Quick Tits. She’s showing us all how to condition our hair.
and … more time warping. Because the pink thing that was thrown on the bed 20 hours ago is still in the same position.
fascinating.

Hiya All, late to the party today. Noticed that pink thing straight away but what was also the giveaway was she continues to appear as half-cut as she was in the story she put out yesterday. Lord knows just when these 'gems' were recorded. Her lack of attention to detail is lamentable but what's even more so is that the Fawna's probably don't even pick up on this.

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s also got a full story of clearly gifted items that she’s not declared.


Killed me

Done some digging and looks like the room she’s in is a Covent Garden sonder again. Queen baby probably hasn’t even been to HH since Portugal.

She can’t be that impressed with it as we haven’t had a ‘tour’. What’s the need for all these Sonder stays is it so she can be photographed in the same 2 restaurants and the same street corner in London making her appear To be so vurry vurry luxe . We’ll all it’s just proving is your luxe life is as fake as yoU IRL .

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Needs to be in london for all her important business meetings.

 

[Its_Me]

Hiya All, late to the party today. Noticed that pink thing straight away but what was also the giveaway was she continues to appear as half-cut as she was in the story she put out yesterday. Lord knows just when these 'gems' were recorded. Her lack of attention to detail is lamentable but what's even more so is that the Fawna's probably don't even pick up on this.

Yes, I think she recorded today’s story yesterday morning then got ready and did yesterday’s bit.