Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

The jaw is swinging, she’s high as a kite. She gets like this when she knows her bank balance and Chanel accessories are about to be enhanced!!

It’s a Plethora of Pleather Pochettery.

 

[Jasmine]

That story she’s just posted.
She is twatted. Face like a boiled betroot, slurring her words. She’s on a high again…

" boiled beetroot " I'M DEAD!

 

[follyol]

Why?! Surely John would get fired for this... he surely can’t still be working at HSBC

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I just came here to say the same!!! WTF?! Actually can't believe she said that!

 

[hollymay92]

I am horrified!! Why on earth would you say that?! Definitely experiencing second hand embarrassment for the bloke. So bizarre.

 

[Its_Me]

Why?! Surely John would get fired for this... he surely can’t still be working at HSBC

Aunt Sally’s still pissed

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Highly likely is he watching porn tbh.
After all, sex costs him with his own wife.

 

[miss trixie]

Am not surprised at anything she says - she has no 'filter' between her brain & her mouth, added to which she is probably still half-sozzled from Whispissing Angel. Oh, by the way Loona, the phrase is not "au natural" it is in fact "au naturel". Don't mention it, you're welcome.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I see the Fillet Kingsley pleather unisex pochette has the same illegible font on it. She must have actually paid someone to re-brand her name/signature. She needs to demand a refund.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Fillet 'o' Kingsley is really making me LOL today

 

[pink_norris]

Why?! Surely John would get fired for this... he surely can’t still be working at HSBC

Looking at porn is the only thrill the poor git gets these days

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Having been breaking out laughing every time I’ve thought of the fillet o’Kingsley today. Drunk Lorna with £££ in her eyes really is the only time she’s remotely entertaining, and not in a good way.

Nice of her to do the Fillet Kingsley ad without the hair extensions in tho. She’s such a piss take it wouldn’t have surprised me if she had.

 

[Its_Me]

Having been breaking out laughing every time I’ve thought of the fillet o’Kingsley today. Drunk Lorna with £££ in her eyes really is the only time she’s remotely entertaining, and not in a good way.

Nice of her to do the Fillet Kingsley ad without the hair extensions in tho. She’s such a piss take it wouldn’t have surprised me if she had.

And her hair looked like absolute shit

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

I was on a night shift last night I had to watch that story a few times to make sure I wasn’t miss hearing her. Before I posted it here.
Nope it was definitely fillet Kingsley.
So it’s A fillet Kingsley pleather pouch with a scribble on it. How predictable.
Why does she get off on embarrassing ol leather face like that?! Why oh why??
I wish the bloke would grow a backbone and do the same to her. Belittling bitch that she is.

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Nobody wants another tutorial from you ever about anything anytime just stop.
You’d think she’d go get a proper blow dry to promote this “life changing” hair program instead she comes on looking like the Loonatic she is.
You’re chuffed they’ve agreed to it, we’re all perplexed. Can only imagine what you promised them in exchange. For the life of me I cannot understand how people buy the bullshit she’s always selling.

 

[Hanna21]

I was on a night shift last night I had to watch that story a few times to make sure I wasn’t miss hearing her. Before I posted it here.
Nope it was definitely fillet Kingsley.
So it’s A fillet Kingsley pleather pouch with a scribble on it. How predictable.
Why does she get off on embarrassing ol leather face like that?! Why oh why??
I wish the bloke would grow a backbone and do the same to her. Belittling bitch that she is.

wowww wowwwww, hopefully it’s his sense of humour too and she’s not trying for a cheap laugh. Dying to message her and mention I’d heard he was a “banker”


The whole “... is this” “...is that” at the end of her sentences is getting on my nerves
Terrible English... is that
(Sorry I don’t know how to make the image smaller)

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

I’ve come to the conclusion. Loona is still drunk. Orrrrrrr Had a whispering Angel or two. Or was it Coke (not the fizzy variety) for breakfast? She’s bonkers lately

 

[Ohmydays]

I see the Fillet Kingsley pleather unisex pochette has the same illegible font on it. She must have actually paid someone to re-brand her name/signature. She needs to demand a refund.

Once again she read how much we TITS thought her Fillet of K tease was a total disaster darling cos we know what it’s about Money ££££££ !!!! So tried to redeem herself ... Twat !!!!
This Fukkin Lorna Luxe brand has been made for a reason and we ain’t seen the last of it yet !!! ..
SOOOOO. let’s guess what’s next .?????
1- Is it her face shaver that was randomly buzzing and needs a bag ?
2 - The tooth whitening shite might need a bag ?3 - 3 - Iconic might need to shill a load of shite so get Yawna a bag !?
4- I’ve saved the best til last. A Lorna Luxe In The Style monogrammed beach bag ?
What have I missed ?

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Gotta love a 60 year-old man wearing shorts, deck shoes, a shirt untucked, and a blazer, finished off with spiky "bed head" hair and open chest. Lordie, be still my stirring loins.

 

[styleoversubstance]

Our new tap came wrapped in a white bag and after seeing that white pouchettes seems to be the cheap, easy & dont require creativity in-thing I thought I couldnt miss out on designing something really special…

Ladies - It can be used as an evening bag AND it fits inside those Chanel bags I know all Fawnas have (particularly if theyve visited Turkey or Dagenham Market). I’m vuurrrryyy proud of it.

(I obviously just threw the tap away as who needs that?)