Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Ohmydays]

Oh fukk off !!!

 

[Just watching it all]

Oh fukk off !!!

She's sooooooo predictable

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Ohh does she think she owns that collection of
Words?

 

[Its_Me]

Guaranteed The Lanesborough stay isn’t tonight

 

[JesusChristAlmighty]

Jets in from Portugal and straight to the Lanesborough hotel.
Will It be a new ghastly coloured Chanel bag on a shopping trip in the morning ?
I thought she was all worried about her poor dogs health? Poor dog is always left behind. She Needs reporting to the RSPCA…. She neglects her dog and sheep. .
Was it a coincidence that Adam was jetting back from Portugal the same day too?
Where’s the new garden furniture?
Do these 2 hate Horsham heights that much that they’re never there?
Have they upset and had falling outs with the neighbours?
I have sooo many questions about this shady couple.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Did Lorna vote for herself?

 

[miss trixie]

Did Lorna vote for herself?

"Minced around the square....." - @RaspberryCheesecake I'm crying here...

 

[pink_norris]

Who knows where she is, she thinks she is such high up on the influenzer chart now that anyone knowing their whereabouts is a danger to her safety.

I think love we don't want to know where you are so we can keep ourselves safe

 

[miss trixie]

I somehow can't see her prancing into Chanel shop wearing that ghastly pink frothy frou frou number. She'd kill the SA's stone dead.

 

[pink_norris]

Breakfast for one and Diet Coke nice touch, classy at the Lanesborough

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

OM is obviously out scouting for Greggs' sausage rolls

 

[CouldYouNot]

Diet Coke in the morning makes me feel a bit
Maybe it’s luxe and I’m too much of a pleb to realise

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Why do they always eat in their room? Why not enjoy the dining room? Do they think room service is luxe? There's something icky about eating and creating crumbs and dirty dishes in the same room that you sleep in. She's such a slovenly lazy chav.

 

[Ohmydays]

Did Lorna vote for herself?

Can you see who they are and We can reinstate the suspicious list ?

 

[miss trixie]

Why do they always eat in their room? Why not enjoy the dining room? Do they think room service is luxe? There's something icky about eating and creating crumbs and dirty dishes in the same room that you sleep in. She's such a slovenly lazy chav.

They probably avoid public dining in the hotel, what with them being (bahaha) A-list slebs 'n all, as they would undoubtedly cause something of a stir. They probably book into hotels very discreetly, with the minimum of fanfare, so as to minimise disruption. Ah the tribulations of being a famous sleb.

 

[Ohmydays]

I meant to post this the other day and say .... she must still be working with ‘diet coke’ as the ‘Pepsi’ can is facing the other way !!!!

 

[miss trixie]

Diet Coke for breakfast?? Quelle horreur!! Would've thought it would have been Cristal, at least.

 

[Ohmydays]

Why do they always eat in their room? Why not enjoy the dining room? Do they think room service is luxe? There's something icky about eating and creating crumbs and dirty dishes in the same room that you sleep in. She's such a slovenly lazy chav.

Don’t forget they only ‘live’ in the wooden room in the HH flat . She was always posting about eating and watching tv in bed I’m with you on eating in the bedroom

 

[miss trixie]

Don’t forget they only ‘live’ in the wooden room in the HH flat . She was always posting about eating and watching tv in bed I’m with you on eating in the bedroom

Ugh, the thought of her troughing in her pit - truly stomach-turning. .....in her perma-fake-tan-stained sheets SORRY!

 

[Ohmydays]

Looks like she’s still Fukkin lying and raking in the PK £££££ .. Surprising the effect a darker hair dye and holding your hair looser achieves. The other pics are vurrry recent when she had her rats tails done !!!