Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?

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Dreary. Juggo has really pulled one out of the hat today! You will need a heart of stone not to laugh!
Quite apart from a game of "Spot the Whopper", we are invited to "Spot the Inconsistencies" between the Plodcast and the Dreary, as well as asking how "chronically ill" Bebb manages to drag herself to the microphone for the weekly drone.
Brace, brace and pop on your laughter-proof corsets!
"My downfall is entirely the work of other people" is a quote for the ages. It could come straight out of the mouth of a Disney villain.

Again complaining that she doesn't understand why her life is full of conflict while making a very specific dig at a middle-class journalist deciding to no longer mow their lawn in the same column. She's the gift that keeps on giving.
 
I think it might be her eyebrow hair transplant thing that has not gone as expected as she extolled the joy of having it done, mentioned it again a few weeks later then hasn't mentioned it again.

Yeah, she took the whole "Turkey Teeth" thing in good humour on the podcast and I don't think she would have if she were having problems with hers, she wouldn't be able to stop herself getting that in there
 
Eyebrow hair transplant? Jeez, what will they think of next? Have visions of Dennis Healey…

At what age do you think people like her, and Trinny, etc are just comfortable in their own skin? There surely has to be some point in life you can breath out and relax. I don’t mean becoming unkempt but just the self absorption. I watched a video of Trinny packing yesterday, I couldn’t look away. The amount of crap she took with her was mind boggling. And that was without all the outfits…
 
I understand not wanting to look old. I feel the same way and no amount of being told to "grow old gracefully" or that older women have "confidence!" and "wisdom!" will change that. So I can kind of get Liz but on the other hand, not only does she get procedures that don't make her look better, but with her eating disorder and poor self-esteem I wonder just who she is going to. I've had an eating disorder and body dysmorphia and they are supposed to screen for these things if you want plastic surgery or an invasive cosmetic treatment. Does Liz lie and/or go to cheap practitioners that won't ask questions?
 
I totally understand why people would want to look their best, that's the problem with jug ears though she actually makes herself look worse and of course the inside is so ugly, that it often comes to the surface. I've had a lot of health issues and can't wear makeup anymore, my hair has fallen out a couple of times and I felt like I had totally lost my identity, until I realised that there are so many other things to worry about. My daughter has also had an eating disorder and whilst at the time I was a bit dismissive, I now look at it from a totally different perspective, knowing that it so badly affected her and her opinion of herself, that it made me so very sad, my beautiful, intelligent, amazing daughter thought she wasn't good enough, she's doing much better now, but I am aware it is always an abyss that she could easily fall back into and now I try to focus on the positive, I never stomp about saying it'snot fair, it'snot my fault everyone tries to bring me down, because it's just not true, it's about looking at what you are grateful for, and those things outweigh the negatives.

on topic, so David just wants to go on holiday with her, yeah right, I wonder how long she'll keep pushing this narrative. Just wish she'd get a legal letter from scrace, telling her to stop denigrating him in print, that was some nasty tit she wrote about him in that column, but nothing new even having a go at the farmer who is now sadly dead, she just doesn't know when to shut up.

I wonder when she'll spill about the legal letter, you know she's bursting at the seams to go on psychotic rant, but yeah definitely looks like some sort of issue with a beauty procedure, that's the problem though, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

Oh and it's hardly a forum discussing her, she is on her 4th thread, over a considerable amount of time,Meghan's is in the several hundreds. so no, she just not that important at all.
 
I reckon it's her fangs. The paper paid for her pubic eyebrows, so there would be no question of legal tit, but I think she paid for her fangs herself, and they need to be maintained and only have a 10 year life.
Also, why is she paying for boiler repairs if she's in a rented hov.? Surely it's the landlord's responsibility?
 
I see parallels between Liz and Katie Price

Both from “common” stock made good
But both ending up with a lot less than at their peak, bankruptcy
Both write shite books (at least Liz writes hers)
Unnaturally invested in their appearance
Both think they are catnip to men
Both profess to love animals and surround themselves in herds of them, in variable health
Both love horses
Both waste money on ill thought out items - pink horse boxes for KP, bathrooms in rented properties for Liz
Both love to wear designer items, Liz’s might be more upscale and she name drops more
Failed relationships with younger men
Both think they are scintillating personalities
Both have that droning voice
Both blame everyone else for all their bad luck
Both are economical with the truth

I am sure there are other shared characteristics.
 
Also, why is she paying for boiler repairs if she's in a rented hov.? Surely it's the landlord's responsibility?

She did all the refurb without permission as far as I'm aware, though Nic appeared in the comments on that column as everyone was saying , Why? WTF? it's a rental. then of course we found out the truth when she was given notice to quit and the next thing any buyers were looking at paying extra for her horrific modifications. Maybe the landlord said, your heating system, your problem, you pay for the maintenance.
 
I thought she said the holiday with David was cancelled. Why hasn't she told him yet?

She needs to try and keep spinning the yarn, or she has absolutely nothing to write about, though tbh she hasn't got anything anyway apart from dredging up stuff from over a decade ago and repeating the same old drivel. As if a will they won't they renewed romance between her and Scrace would be in any way interesting, it isn't and it'snot happening anyway.
 
Don’t hate me but her figure looks great here 😂 I do need more context though, sure we’ll get it in some moany article
 

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