Liz Jones #4 Why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?

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soph30 said:
It’s weird as she’s so self obsessed with no natural empathy but she really does seem to love animals? Guess it’s a bit like me, I love cats and hate kids, but I like to think I’m a kinder and more empathetic person than LJ:)
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She doesn't 'love' them, she collects them like a six year old collects dolls. She doesn't train them, feeds them inappropriate food then milks their demise. She is NOT an animal lover.
 
Mediastar said:
She doesn't 'love' them, she collects them like a six year old collects dolls. She doesn't train them, feeds them inappropriate food then milks their demise. She is NOT an animal lover.
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And now that Gracie's no longer with us we can expect her to ship in another dog from Romania or similar, probably with complex medical needs, traumatising both the dog and her three existing elderly, infirm collies
 
Dreary. Juggo bemoans the passing of Gracie who, evidently, was riddled with cancer and she simply hadn't noticed. Couldn't be bothered to go and say goodbye, but still manages to shoehorn in a couple of name-drops. Nic does all the contact with the vet these days, presumably because, if the vet knew the poor creature was hers, the chances of being paid are zero.
 

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What a total fkn shitfest that was, the only thing she cared about in that whole sob story was her..she wanted Gracie to live a bit longer, she didn't want to be contacted about vet bills, cremation costs? Not sure why you'd buy a dog a casket, I know the pet crematorium business has exploded and to be fair what else are you going to do with a dead pet (I buried one of my childhood cats and my guinea pigs in the garden, but we did have a big garden, then years later my daughter's hamsters in a different, but also large garden) but much larger than a cat/small dog would be a problem even more so if you don't have a garden.

Randomly mentioning David 2.0 then comparing the men she trashes in print to the dog who never complained...that's because it's a fkn dog, you stupid woman, ok I agree animals have feelings can show affection etc, but they don't get the Mail on Sunday and read and dissect her column..jeez. Also it seems like her other dogs, missy and mini are getting old as well, so we can be prepared for another whine fest in the near future..why Meeeeeee, why do my pets always dieeeeee...

I'm just looking forward to her trying to back out of the alleged holiday with David 1.0 that's going to be a cracker, the lies upon lies, it should be quite entertaining
 
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What a total fkn shitfest that was, the only thing she cared about in that whole sob story was her..she wanted Gracie to live a bit longer, she didn't want to be contacted about vet bills, cremation costs? Not sure why you'd buy a dog a casket, I know the pet crematorium business has exploded and to be fair what else are you going to do with a dead pet (I buried one of my childhood cats and my guinea pigs in the garden, but we did have a big garden, then years later my daughter's hamsters in a different, but also large garden) but much larger than a cat/small dog would be a problem even more so if you don't have a garden.
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Mine come home from the crematorium in little wooden boxes with their name on. I want them to be tucked into my coffin with me. They're my family.
 
Blurp said:
Mine come home from the crematorium in little wooden boxes with their name on. I want them to be tucked into my coffin with me. They're my family.
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Aww yes I've seen those on peoples facebook posts, sometimes with a picture of the pet and a little poem or something, it's a lovely keepsake
 
oh dear, the David baiting is intense, I'll bet she's furious that even with the constant harassment in print, he just ignores her (hope he does anyway) I am also concerned that when she tells her stories (lies) she doesn't actually think about what she is writing, driving round roundabouts the wrong way is a certainty to cause an accident, instead she just moans like she is the one being inconvenienced and I'm not sure why driving around like a blind maniac would make her pee on her holiday rental doorstep! She's lucky she had a friend who would lend her a car, I wouldn't, and why would Gracie dying mean she doesn't have a car anymore? Did she sell it to pay the vet bills? Doubt it, she never pays her vet bills, and of course the vet bill is also the reason she can't afford the holiday now..yeah right, it's inventive I'll give it that.

More hate slung towards her mother.

And a new friend, a singer, in Canada, I suppose it's far enough away that she wouldn't have to see her, which would be the only way a friendship with jug ears could be tolerated.
 
The vet did something nice for her that they didn't have to do and she reacts by describing it as a violation? Then she wonders why no one sent her a card when this is how she treats people who do something nice for her? The sheer lack of self-awareness is always astounding.

"Could you date a man who shops at Asos?"
That's practically the entire male population below 40...
 
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